Chapter 62 Spoofing Blue and White Porcelain
After both of them were sorted out, Li Xianli came to the living room and hid on the sofa. He thought if it was time to give them BIGBANG's "Lie". So he got up and walked to the workshop on the second floor, and instructed G-Dragon, "GD, please touch some butter with the bread slices and put them in the oven and bake them. After cooking two glasses of milk, we will eat it. I will bring it to the workshop later."
"I understand, brother, don't you have a break on Christmas? Don't we go out and feel the festive atmosphere?" asked G-Dragon Kwon.
"Feeling it, I'm so popular today. Don't bother me, you want to go by yourself. Or you can ask Taylor to go with you." Li Xianli directly cut off GD's idea of going out for a walk.
Seeing Li Xianli disappearing in the stairwell, GD said, "This brother, really, I want to go out to buy some clothes, but I don't have enough clothes to wear. My clothes look good, they are not my size. Why don't Taylor go with me?" After a month of getting along, GD and Taylor have become friends.
When Li Xianli arrived in the workshop, he started writing and wrote the classic BIGBANG in his previous life and the song "Lie" from his debut song.
After a while, G-Dragon Kwon came in with their breakfast. Seeing that Li Xianli was still writing songs, he said, "Brother, let's write after eating."
"There is a last point, it's over soon. You eat it first, I'll come soon. G-Dragon gave me a piece of bread." After that, G-Dragon stuffed a piece of bread to Li Xianli, "Hot~~~~~You kid, are you going to murder?" Li Xianli, who was scalded, immediately took the bread out of his mouth and said.
Seeing that his kindness was actually murdered by Lee Hyun-li, G-Long Kwon said, "Brother, you asked me to give you bread, really, I'm blaming me now."
Lee Hyun-ri ignored G-Dragon’s complaints and took a few more minutes to complete them all. He put the playlist on the table and said, “I’ve written the song, you can try to write the lyrics by yourself later.”
When he heard Li Xianli say that he would write the lyrics, he ate the bread slices on his hand in a few seconds, and drank a large sip of milk. After opening his hand, he picked up the song and hummed according to the melody.
Li Xianli didn't care about it anymore and started to enjoy his breakfast slowly.
After GD finished humming this song, he sighed, "Brother, this song is completely thrilling, it's great. Do you ask me to write the lyrics?"
Li Xianli said while enjoying his breakfast. "Otherwise? I think the lyrics you wrote can only be used. Let me tell you that this song is the debut song of your group. Well... why is this bread a little burnt?"
When he heard Li Xianli's last sentence, Ji Long's head was full of black lines. He told him about the song, but he actually said that the bread was burnt. GD felt completely defeated by this brother. So he ignored this brother and started writing lyrics by himself.
After Li Xianli finished his breakfast, he saw G-Dragon start his own work. Now he is just doing it all, so he is bored. He lay on the sofa in the studio and began to sing Jay Chou’s famous work "Blue and White Porcelain" in his previous life.
G-Dragon, who wrote the lyrics on the side, was attracted by Lee Hyun-li's singing. Although he didn't understand it very much, he knew that Lee Hyun-li was singing a Chinese song. He asked, "Brother, whose song you sang, it feels good. Do you have any source of sound to listen to it? I can also find inspiration."
Li Xianli almost spit out and said Jay Chou's name, but he realized that Jay Chou had not released this song yet. "What kind of song, I'm free and I'm bored. Where can I find the source of sound for you? You can do your own business."
"Oh, brother, are you doing this song well? Let me appreciate it." G-Dragon asked stubbornly.
"Ah~~~~ I said, are you okay with doing it? Why do you care about this? How can I have time to make this song!! Avril single, Taylor album, these two people have been busy for half a year and have very little rest. I still have leisure to make this song? Is it a free egg/does it hurt?" Li Xianli directly taught G-Dragon a lesson. He thought to himself, "I'm bored, hum, can't do it. I still have to make it? But it's good to make it. If you don't release the album, you can also play it on youtube."
"Oh!! That, brother, what is egg/Is it painful?" G-Long asked when he heard a word in Li Xianli's explanation.
Hearing G-Long asked, Li Xianli laughed and fell to the ground. "Hahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~ ZhiLong, you~~~~~~~~~ I can't do it anymore. Hahaha..." G-Long didn't know what was going on. Is there anything funny about him asking? He looked at Li Xianli who was laughing on the ground and asked again, "Brother, what's funny about it? Tell me if you can tell me if it's okay."
"Ah hahaha~~~~No, Zhilong, don't......Don't talk to me, okay? Ah hahaha~~~!!" Li Xianli didn't know what was wrong with it, and wanted to laugh when he heard Jilong's voice.
G-Dragon, who was not sure, had to wait for Li Xianli to finish laughing, and laughed enough, and it felt good. Li Xianli laughed alone on the ground for 5 minutes before twitching. Seeing G-Dragon's appearance, he wanted to laugh, but he could hold it back, so he explained to G-Dragon, "The egg/pain is, it is the patent of our men, and it is the testicle/pill pain." After that, Li Xianli and G-Dragon both hugged each other and laughed.
"Brother, you are worthy of being a MC. You can think of such incisive words. Hahaha."
When the two of them finished laughing, Li Xianli called G-Dragon and they went to the company. Li Xianli said he was bored and recorded the song he had just sung, put it on youtube to play with it. However, he did not expect that the things he had done with his boredom would cause a storm in China and Taiwan.
When the two arrived at the company, Li Xianli spent 4 hours to make the song, and the rest was recording. Li Xianli went to sing and G-Dragon helped him record it. After everything was done, the two went to a Chinese restaurant to have a meal. They discussed the idea of the MV. Then they decided to shoot it in the restaurant box in Chinatown.
Li Xianli was very persuading, coerced and tempted, and almost tortured him, allowing G-Dragon to play the leading role in the MV. G-Dragon could not resist Li Xianli's torture and had to agree. Anyway, the two of them were completely spoofing, so they didn't think too much, they just wanted to be funny.
The next day, Lee Hyun-li and G-Long went to Chinatown first, rented Chinese costumes, and went to the beauty room to put on makeup and wigs for G-Long. Not only did they dress up, they really had the taste of a classic woman. Lee Hyun-li and G-Long both had to sigh at the magic of the makeup artist. Then the funny shot was started. The first scene was the heroine (G-Long) sitting on the ground and playing the guzheng. Then Lee Hyun-li appeared and saw the two of them right. They wanted to be funny... (GD fans, I was wrong. Don't spray it!!)
After spending 3 hours on the MV shooting, the two hurriedly returned to the company and started editing and production. Both of them had a great time.
In the evening, Lee Hyun-ri and G-Dragon passed the produced MV to youtube. They went home to sleep after being tired for a day, and ignored everything else.
The directors and starring actors of "Blue and White Porcelain" are both Lee Hyun-ri, G-Dragon and the others. The lyrics, Lee Hyun-ri, G-Dragon. This is what Lee Hyun-ri promised to G-Dragon, saying that as long as you play the heroine of the MV, his name will be written on the lyrics and music.
Who knew that G-Dragon Kwon was woken up by Yang Hyun-soo's phone call in the morning, "Ah~~~ What are you doing with Hyun-ri? What are you posting random things on youtube if you have any questions? What do you mess with him in the future?"
G-Dragon was still sleeping and didn't know anything when he received the call, so he was scolded, "What, President."
"What? What are you embarrassed to ask? The songs you and Lee Hyun-ri posted on youtube have been blocked by the website and have exceeded one million clicks." Yang Hyun-shuo said angrily, thinking, "The songs are very good and have caused a great response in China, but Lee Hyun-ri was also thinking about it and letting G-Dragon play the heroine. Isn't this a mess? ZhiDragon will be the trump card of YG in the future."
"What? The clicks have exceeded one million? So powerful?" G-Dragon didn't think much about it, and only heard that the clicks have exceeded one million. He was very surprised.
"You're surprised. Do you think it's a good thing for you to click through a million? You're dressed as a man." Yang Xianshuo cursed directly when he heard GD's surprise.
"Ah~~~~~ Why did I forget this? It's over. My image was completely destroyed by Brother Xianli. What should I do? What should I do? President?" Hearing Yang Xianshuo's words, G-Dragon suddenly woke up and remembered his outfit in the MV. He suddenly changed from surprise to panic.
"I understand now? Now I figured out what to do? What did I do? Who told you to go crazy with Li Xianli? But this song created by you two became popular in China. There are fans of you two in mainland China and Taiwan. Many people are asking about your information. Our company has also published your information. You kid, it's really a headache." This incident has brought a lot of fame to G-Dragon, because this song, lyrics and songs, all the names of Li Xianli and his G-Dragon, which is also considered to be Li Xianli who praises G-Dragon. However, the heroine in it also makes the company very depressed.
"The song was not created by Brother Xianli and I, but by Brother Xianli. I just put forward some ideas at the end of the recording, and my name was adopted. That's why G-Dragon added my name." The real reason is that G-Dragon really can't say, why is his name in the production of lyrics and music? That's because Li Xianli said that as long as he plays the heroine of the MV, his name will be added in the creation. In fact, G-Dragon also added his ideas at the end of the production, but overall, it was created by Li Xianli alone.
Chapter completed!