Chapter 256 Stupid Thief
Li Mu was familiar with Bai Qiaoqiao's routine and knew that she would definitely take a shower before going to bed, so he was not in a hurry. Instead, he rushed to the studio for half an hour to make the time. He was about to reach the willows before he came out of the studio in the moonlight.
I carry three things with me, one is the incense, two is the mask, and three is the fire chub. With these three treasures, I will definitely be done tonight.
However, Li Mu didn't know that a small incident happened a quarter of an hour ago.
But Bai Qiaoqiao and Zhang Tianai returned to the guest room. The maid brought water and the two took a bath together. Bai Qiaoqiao kept thinking in her heart why Li Mu was abnormal and did not bother her today. She thought that Li Mu was unhappy, or she was angry with her, or she didn't care about her anymore. As soon as her little daughter thought, she could no longer stop and became resentful.
Zhang Tianai saw it and could not help but tell what happened at noon today, saying, "He was so angry that he was so embarrassed that he was not as much as you think about it. You don't have to pay attention to him. With his thick skin, tomorrow will be as if nothing happened."
"Sister misunderstood my husband." Bai Qiaoqiao said with a heartache after hearing this: "My husband told me about Yingluo. He just thought of him as pitiful and wanted to help her. How could my sister think of that kind? If my husband really likes that girl, he wouldn't let her go out of the house, my sister said, right?"
"What is it!" Zhang Tianai said annoyedly: "I think you were poisoned by him! Although I have no experience, I also know the reason why men cannot believe what they say. Does it mean that it is okay if he lets people out of the house? What if it is more convenient to be outside the house?"
"My husband doesn't."
"You are just stupid, and you don't know if you've been deceived by him."
Bai Qiaoqiao puffed up her mouth unhappily. She was not the kind of quarrels with others, especially Zhang Tianai was still someone she liked and respected, and she was even more unwilling to argue with her. However, the displeasure in her heart was written on her face, and she could not hide it even if she wanted to hide it.
Zhang Tianai rarely sees Bai Qiaoqiao get angry like this, and she feels a little apologized when she sees this. After all, she is a couple, so she is an outsider after all. After hesitating for a moment, she came to the front and said, "Good sister, are you angry with your sister?"
"No." Bai Qiaoqiao said hard, crawling out of the bathtub, and said, "Since my sister said that, I'll ask him. If my husband lies with me, I'll apologize to my sister again."
Seeing Bai Qiaoqiao's face tense, Zhang Tianai couldn't help but smile and said, "You just want to go back to accompany your husband. It seems to be just to argue with me. If I didn't know your personality, I would have been deceived by you."
Bai Qiaoqiao's cheeks were slightly red and she said, "I just want to argue with my sister and ask her to know her husband's character. My sister is waiting, and I will reply after asking."
"Ha," Zhang Tianai lay on the edge of the bathtub, the mist covered her eyes, and she laughed: "Then I'm waiting, see if you will go back."
"I won't tell my sister anymore, I'll go ask my husband." Bai Qiaoqiao screamed in shame and put on her clothes and went out.
Zhang Tianai yawned, flirted with water a few more times. It was not interesting to take a bath alone, so he crawled out of the bathtub, wrapped it in a dry cloth, put on his clothes and went to the bedside. He gently wiped his body, put on his underwear, and poured his hands to wipe his hair. Before he finished cleaning, he suddenly heard a sound in the window, and it seemed like someone was wading.
"Is this girl back?"
Zhang Tianai was surprised in her heart, put on a dress and walked towards the window.
Li Mu squatted under the windowsill. He happened to go to Bai Qiaoqiao, but he didn't know that Bai Qiaoqiao had already returned to the back house. He just touched the windowsill, put on a homemade mask, and was about to pull out the fire stick and light the incense. Maybe it was cold or nervous, and his hands were a little unstraightened. When he was pulling the fire stick, he saw that the figures on the window were getting bigger and bigger, and he was so scared that he quickly lay on the ground.
The window was pushed open and the cold wind poured into the room. Zhang Tianai sneezes and glanced out, and there was nothing. He thought to himself that he had heard it wrong, so he frowned strangely and closed the window again.
Li Mu got up from the ground, covered in dust, and he didn't dare to slap it, for fear that the sound would leak out. Li Mu held his ears and listened for a while, and waited for the candle to go out before slowly taking out the fire stick again. This time he adjusted his mindset and quickly stabilized, and pulled it out in an instant. The fire stick flashed light, Li Mu blew it gently, and lit the prepared incense stick.
"You little girl, you're so happy!"
Li Mu felt cruel, but the work in his hands was meticulous. He slowly raised his hand, put Mixiang close to the window paper, and penetrated a small hole. This is how the TV series I watched in my previous life was performed. Mixiang reached in. Wait for a while, and the people in the room would fall into a coma when they smelled Mixiang, and then...
"Hehehe..." Li Mu sneered, put out the fire, hugged his shoulders and leaned against the wall, waiting for the task to be completed!
But in the room, Zhang Tianai didn't notice anything and closed the window, but the woman's sixth sense told her that there was still something wrong. She took more caution, blew out the candle, but did not fall asleep. Sure enough, the sluggish sound rang again. Zhang Tianai turned over and sat up, reached out and handed the sword in her hand.
In the darkness, a little bit of fire was very eye-catching. Zhang Tianai sat on the bed, watching as a hand rise outside the window against the backdrop of the moonlight, holding a stick of incense in this hand, which burned the window paper and reached in—
From Zhang Tianai's perspective, looking at such a scene is like watching a mentally retarded person.
This must be such a stupid guy who will use such low-level martial arts methods to plot against others when the moon is in full swing.
Zhang Tianai rolled her eyes speechlessly. As the eldest lady of Zhangjiazhai, she took the villages to and from the Western Regions and the Tang Dynasty border town as a teenager. This trick of calving and insects was already said when she was walking in the world the day before. It was too low-level and ridiculous. Anyone with some experience would not suffer such a loss.
Those who can do such things in Zhulu Hou Mansion can even think about who it is. Although Zhang Tianai wants to rush out and arrest this person immediately, she is also very curious about what this guy is going to do.
There are only two people in this room, except for himself, he is his wife. He has no reason to faint his wife, so his target can only be me.
What do he do if he wants to faint?
Zhang Tianai was very curious. She decided to wait for Li Mu to come in and catch him with his true colors.
People in the martial arts world all have their own tricks when dealing with the martial arts world. The same is true for Zhang Tianai. The easiest way to deal with this kind of incense is to wet a piece of cloth to cover her mouth and nose. She just wiped her hair in the shower, and the wet dry cloth was next to her. Zhang Tianai reached out and took her to cover her mouth and nose, held her breath and pretended to be fainting, waiting for Li Mu to come in.
Li Mu was not having a good time outside the window. He underestimated the winter temperature in Chang'an, shivered so coldly, and did not dare to sneeze. Finally, he watched the incense burning out. Li Mu was finally liberated, stood up and sneeze three times in a row, then pushed open the door and walked in.
The visibility in the house is slightly lower due to the existence of cigarettes. This feeling is like entering a mahjong hall in winter. People who can't smoke can feel the eyes. Li Mu was a little bit irritated. He rushed in, rushed out, lying at the door for a long time before turning around and entering again. Of course, he didn't dare to take the mask, and he didn't have the antidote to the scent of the fragrance. Wouldn't he cheat himself if he picked it?
Li Mu first walked around the house, looked at the bathtub, clothes and other objects, glanced at the underwear hanging, and tsk twice like a pervert, not knowing whether it was praise or ridicule. Zhang Tianai turned his back to Li Mu, and his teeth were clenched tightly. She understood Li Mu's attitude as ridiculed, because she had compared herself, and she was not as big as Bai Qiaoqiao.
Li Mu finally wandered to the bedroom. Seeing that there was only one figure on the bed, he felt a little strange. I haven't stolen yet, why is there one missing? He looked closer and saw even more strange. Why is his wife gone?
But he was not in a hurry. He thought about it and realized that his wife might have returned to the back home, and a hint of sweetness surged in his heart. It seemed that his wife still felt sorry for him.
"Why are you fighting with me?" Li Mu made a very arrogant look, pointed at the tip of Zhang Tianai's nose, suddenly had a naughty thought, pinched her nose, and said proudly: "Little girl, I'm so obsessed with my ecstasy, are you honest? Look at your appearance now, tsk tsk tsk tsk... how can you kick me?"
Li Mu lowered his head and leaned close to Zhang Tianai's face, stared at it carefully for a while, and said, "He looks pretty good, but you have a temper, probably won't get married anymore. Oh, it's pitiful, pitiful..."
New and old hatreds surged in my heart. Li Mu squatted on the bed, bent his fingers, and aimed at Zhang Tianai's bright forehead: "I'll just pop you, take revenge and pull it down. Don't hide, let me tell you, if you hide, I'll pop it in a crooked way, and then break your face--"
Suddenly, Zhang Tianai opened his eyes.
"My God!" Li Mu was so scared that he squatted, sat on the bed, pointed at Zhang Tianai in horror and said, "You, you, why aren't you dizzy?"
"Can you even make a fool of me with your little trick?" Zhang Tianai reached out and pulled Li Mu's mask off. Li Mu quickly held his breath and wanted to escape. Zhang Taiai stretched out his long legs to block Li Mu's way, put his scabbard on his neck, and said, "Don't you try your own fragrance? My good marquis."
"Who is your good marquis? Let me go..." It's okay if you don't say anything, but you'll have to breathe as soon as you say something. This crude Mixiang is indeed an upgraded version of Mixiang. Inhaling into your lungs in one mouthful, it's like taking a sip of extremely inferior dry tobacco. Li Mu coughed twice, flipped his eyelids, and fainted straight.
"I thought it was so powerful, I won't give you-" Zhang Tianai bent down to catch Li Mu, but she also misjudged the power of crude Mianxiang. She thought that her inner breath would be enough to support her for a while, but she didn't expect that she could breathe a sigh of relief and said, shaking and lying on Li Mu.
Chapter completed!