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Chapter 14 [Functions of condoms] (3)

Chapter 14 [Function of Condom] (3)

Guo Daliang couldn't help but show a joking smile: "Xiao Du, you are openly digging for socialist corners."

While starting the engine, Du Yufeng retorted: "Guo Guo, I am not happy about what you said. I am supporting the national family planning policy. Otherwise, I will plant a grain of millet in spring and harvest tens of thousands of seeds in autumn. I will never pay the fine for the rest of my life!" One sentence made the car amused.

Zhu Chuan said with a smile: "Exaggeration, Du Suo really can exaggerate. If you can harvest ten thousand pieces of rice in autumn, I will eat these two boxes of condoms."

Zhang Yang took the opportunity to ridicule the guy and said, "Prepare to braise or stew it?"

The car burst into laughter, and Zhu Chuan immediately blushed, thinking that Director Xiao Zhang was really rude.

Dong Kaizheng smiled and said, "Du Suo, now you are not popular. Although your body is strong, I don't think it is strong in some aspects."

Du Yufeng was dissatisfied when he heard this: "I said, Lao Dong, you can despise my personality, but you can't despise my personality. I am still very strong in terms of sexual... character." This guy is indeed very humorous. The key point is that he deliberately pronounces it, which makes Guo Daliang spray all the sip of water from his mouth sprayed on the front window.

Men's passion for sexual topics is a common phenomenon. Once this aspect is discussed, the distance between them quickly increased a lot. However, Zhang Yang is still a child in the eyes of others, and he obviously does not have much say in these things.

Xiaobiao slowly drove onto the winding mountain road, and Du Yufeng started talking again: "Guo Township, I said, this road in our village should be repaired, there are pits everywhere, and car accidents happen every year."

Guo Daliang sighed: "The finances in the countryside are tense. Besides, after the Qingtaishan Tunnel is opened, this old provincial highway has become a child without anyone's concern."

Du Yufeng also sighed: "Don't talk about our Heishanzi Township, even the entire Chunyang County is not caring for my mother or not. Pinghai doesn't care about us, Beiyuan doesn't care about us. It's the junction of the two provinces and the geographical location is important, but it's actually the two people."

Since I got on the mountain road, the road was steep and steep. The little bread was walking in the mountains. On one side was a cliff and on the other side were steep rocks. Dong Kaizheng dared not look out the window, closed his eyes tightly, and his face changed slightly.

Zhu Chuan was also tempted to talk about sex. He smiled and said, "When talking about this, I remembered an allusion, saying that when the Japanese devils invaded China, they attacked Chunyang County and wanted to fight forward, they asked Heishanzi Township in front of them, and hurriedly chose to detour. Do you know why? It was because there were many bandits in Heishanzi Township, and even the Japanese devils were afraid, haha..." Zhu Chuan laughed, but he immediately found that none of the others were laughing, and closed his mouth awkwardly.

Guo Daliang leaned back: "That's because Heishanzi is poor and there is nothing to grab."

Du Yufeng gritted his teeth and scolded: "The Japanese next door to Mary, I was so angry that I heard the word "Japanese". If I could catch up with the Anti-Japanese War, I would kill all the Japanese and rape all the Japanese women!"

Guo Daliang smiled and pointed out: "Extremely! Xiao Du is too extreme!"

They are very familiar with each other on weekdays, and they don’t have so many concerns when they come out of the township government. Du Yufeng feels a little unsatisfied when he says this: “I have to wear condoms for raping them. I don’t give them any of my things to you!”

Guo Daliang squirted again and said in a pissy manner: "Look, look, you see, you don't look like a policeman..."

Zhang Yang, who was sitting in the back seat, also laughed. Director Du is a person with a temperament.

Du Yufeng had to stop the car and wipe clean the mist sprayed on the windshield by Deputy Township Chief Guo. It was a joke, but you had to be careful when driving on the mountain road. There were tight and slow plates in front of them. There were few such dangerous places in China. Although Du Yufeng was an old driver, he had run nearly a hundred times on this road and did not dare to be careless at all.

When we were parking and resting, several Happiness 250 passed by their car. The traffic on the mountain was mainly through these motorcycles. Du Yufeng took his own Red Mountain Tea and made a round. When Zhang Yang was about to stop smoking, Zhang Yang did not smoke, so of course he didn't take it.

Du Yufeng lit the cigarette and looked at Zhang Yang with a smile: "I said to Director Xiao Zhang, I heard that you beat more than 40 people from Xiaqinghe Village alone in the morning. This is the most awesome thing I heard when I came to Heishanzi Township."

Zhang Yang has always been very low-key today and smiled faintly: "It's really that they're too much."

Du Yufeng gave Zhang Yang a thumbs up. He did not see Zhang Yang's wonderful scene with his own eyes. He was somewhat suspicious of this matter. However, Zhou Liangshun brought all the villagers back to the police station. It was a fact that Du Yufeng checked the injuries of several people, and the injuries were just right. No one could have minor injuries. Du Yufeng and Zhou Liangshun were usually disagreeable. Zhou Liangshun could do superficial skills, but Du Yufeng was a person who did practical things. His personality was introverted and the other was completely different. Therefore, many chores in the institute were assigned to Du Yufeng. Although Du Yufeng knew that Zhou Liangshun was deliberately messing with him, he did not want to stay in the institute. He was not upset with Zhou Liangshun on weekdays.

"Why didn't I see Du when the police station was on duty today?"

Du Yufeng took a strong cigarette and looked at the hovering mountain in the distance and said, "I rarely stay in the countryside. Recently, there are frequent speeding parties around the Shibapan. I have been placing tasks on the top and let us rectify it. The institute has handed over the task to me."

"Speed ​​Car Party?" Guo Daliang also came over.

Du Yufeng threw the remaining cigarette butts on the ground and crushed them hard with his feet: "They are all gangsters from Beiyuan, who have nowhere to vent their energy. They have attracted the attention of the 18-pan terrain. Recently, they often come here to race. At the end of last year, one of them fell to death. The Beiyuan Provincial Public Security Department put some pressure on our Provincial Department. I spent almost a whole month squatting here. Who would have thought that these grandsons had changed their temperament and had not seen a single figure in the whole month."
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