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Chapter 733 Unprecedented success! World-class legend +1 (top, middle and bottom combined)(1/2)

After the hearse drifting acrobatic performance, the audience feasted their eyes and exclaimed again and again. Those contractors who came to watch the ceremony also had mixed emotions and didn't know what to say?

Seeing that the "Funeral Power" continues to rise, reaching the first daily limit. The audience who are surrounded by the "Funeral Ceremony" unconsciously contribute their excitement, and through the ongoing ceremony, they are gradually transformed into the "Funeral Power" acting on them.

In the soul-suppressing coffin, the body of the five-level filthy earth heroic spirit.

The power of the funeral is like an invisible spider web, binding and entangling it, disintegrating its connection with the Pure Land of Paradise, and isolating the pollution and diffusion effect of evil in this world.

Everything is going according to plan. Bai Lang is directing and dispatching through the "Carp Network" to organize the next big link; at the same time, he takes over the microphone and goes on stage in person to perform the warm-up performance.

Because it only serves as a transitional link, the performance does not need to be too long or too professional. After thinking about it, I decided to sing a song casually.

Before he was forced to travel through Somogo, he was also a regular at the Eat and Die KTV in his hometown on Earth. Not to mention his singing skills, he still had some confidence (not a bad number).

Without any talent, how could he have given birth to a little genius like Fu Fu? (Silly Fu: !!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ’s biological child?!) Wandering in the Guwu world, he relied on his musical talent to quickly

After practicing "Qi Sha Xian Yin", the ritual music collapsed, and I learned to play the razor blade well.

In front of the big stage of the Memorial Monument, Bai Lang sang "Collecting the Corpse for You", bringing the funeral into a new stage.

"...The first thing is to collect your body?. To collect your body, to burn paper for you, to do the most wasteful things for you?. For you, I learned hearse drifting, to drive dangerously for you?. To collect your body,

Choose a site for you, build the biggest house for you?. I decide the DJ for the mourning hall for you, for you..."

A Mingzhi song that fully expressed his love for his job and funeral industry ended, and more excellent programs were presented one after another.

This time, he is no longer the inexperienced and lame host, but the strongest king with full firepower and his own "virtual profession [Encoffiant]".

This funeral is a "sacrifice ceremony" created by him through the "professional system". He sacrifices to this world and reverses the way of heaven (modifying the underlying rules of heaven and fixing the Black Holy Grail bug) with humanity (recognition of social death).

[Funeral Song and Dance Troupe: Seven Coffin Carriers and Ghost Dance Steps]

[The Four Heavenly Kings of Sinking Classical Electronic Music and Folk Music]

Two eye-catching, exciting, and San-value-consuming new programs are going on one after another. In the open-air kitchen behind the cemetery, the owner of Ichiraku Ramen is commanding a group of gourmet ninjas to use ninjutsu to make ramen for tens of thousands of people.

Each portion is not much, just the amount of a cup of noodles. On the other hand, Silly Fufu also rolled up her sleeves and enthusiastically helped.

With tears in her eyes, she donated all the 'Toadstools' that she had secretly kept and cut them into cubes. She also mixed a large amount of 'Raleye Seafood Offal' (Tutu

People: (?_?)) Throw it into a big pot and cook the 'Evil Seafood Toadstool Soup' that glows with a strange purple light, injecting soul into the ramen.

Soon, Bai Lang rushed to the kitchen area, patted his daughter's little head, hooked her horns with his little finger, and pulled Salf back, who was still addicted to the aroma of toadstools.

As he walked, he said: "The Raleye Death Symphony Orchestra is ready. Next is your special performance. Don't be mentally burdened. The evil spirits are with you. Come on, Poor Fu!"

"Yes!" Xiao Fufu took out the children's suona and nodded solemnly, but kept glancing at the kitchen from the corner of her eye.



Fake father: He has no relevant knowledge or aesthetic ability, but he spends a lot of money to enroll his daughter in a music interest class that he does not dare to be interested in. He forces his daughter to sacrifice her childhood to practice piano, and becomes a tool that is insensitive and ignorant of resistance and only used to show off to her parents.

Taking the Level 10 exam is just to get extra points for the college entrance examination. After graduation, I will spend my whole life repairing the psychological shadow of my childhood. I will never touch related musical instruments again. I don’t know what happiness is. I have low self-esteem and autistic fear of society.

The real father: He first cultivated a professional music evil spirit [Big Wailing Sky], and was addicted to mental pollution and could not extricate himself. Then he spent a huge amount of money to create a DJ evil spirit [Little Genius] for his daughter. He never forced his daughter to learn skills, and taught by example, and fully

Exploring his specialty of "magic sound brainwashing", he used a lot of eardrum perforations, bleeding from all seven orifices, mental breakdown and suicide to build self-confidence and a sound personality for his daughter, and experience the fun and charm of music. He never asked for extra points from music.

He personally formed a funeral symphony orchestra to create opportunities for his daughter to perform on stage without forcing success. He cultivated a warm, cheerful, generous and compassionate personality.

Daughters should not be used as a tool to show off themselves. A real father should be brave enough to show off his daughter.

The time came to 10:00, and the next program was the solo performance of Salf suona, accompanied by the Laleye Symphony Orchestra.

During the intermission of the funeral, a rich and fresh fragrance with the breath of the sea swept through the whole place, arousing countless greedy people. Not to mention the civilians who had no resistance to it and were worth a drop of three. Even those second-level contractors,

There were also many people who were ready to move, showing infatuated expressions and sniffing the air hard.

"Huh? This smell is..."

A professional contractor from the Food Paradise sniffed his nose and caught several ingredients contained in this fragrance, and analyzed: "This should be the craftsmanship of Konoha Ichiraku Ramen, but several additional ninja world and ingredients are added to the soup base.

The non-existent raw materials have made the cooking level rise several levels out of thin air. These materials have reached the standard of 'extraordinary ingredients' and have strong 'oceanic properties', which I have never heard of. Just smelling it makes me feel like an ocean.

Creatures, the illusion of swimming and exploring the mysterious deep sea world is wonderful, so wonderful!”

Soon, portions of 'Evil Seafood Hallucinogenic Mushroom Ramen' were brought to the auditorium. People were eating, drinking and watching shows, and the public's enthusiasm reached a new peak.

It is really obvious that the funeral is not too big for the funeral organizer, and Bailang, as the funeral director, is not afraid that the audience will not think it is too big!



Silly Fu is the most favored treasure in the family. Not only does she possess the exclusive evil spirit 'Shirakawa Genius', but she also receives the joint blessing of healing all evil spirits in the pantheon, and can use the 'rule power' of any evil spirit at will.

At this moment, she was wearing a black princess costume, took the stage alone, took out the small suona and started to adjust it.

First, connect to the channel [Big Wailing Holding Kingdom Sky] to give yourself the 'spiritual pollution special effect'; then carefully put on the little genius helmet, then open the mask, adding the 'electronic magic sound' effect to the little suona.

It took five minutes to adjust this set, but the audience was not bored. Instead, they were filled with pampering and anticipation due to her cute appearance and the "Evil Seafood Noodles" being distributed.

Shafu also took the opportunity to concoct a 'non-lethal mental pollution audio band' that did not exceed the tolerance threshold of ordinary civilians.

This is not the attack band of infrasound or ultrasound that targets biological autonomic nervous system disorders or organ failure, but the collapse of the San value on a purely spiritual level, paired with the "I'm eating, I'm eating" evil seafood noodles. The inside and outside are consistent.

, which has the effect of nuclear fission.

This unique talent was inherited from her biological father.

"Now please enjoy the symphony of death "The Fantastic Life of Young Kikusashiro", the first section, "The Summer When Kikusashiro Watched the Olympics and Herd Immunity and Fallen Seriously ill"."

As the announcement ended, Salf's group of children started playing a solo with a loud electric whistle and a suona. The cheerful tune described a vibrant summer to the audience...

Under the stage, countless viewers and even the contractors were all shocked, and then fell into a trance, immersed in the beautiful story. Some contractors who had the mentality of watching a joke gradually became more solemn.

This seems to be just a show, but the amount of information contained behind it is a bit terrifying. At least the projections of two gods are involved, and there is also an invisible 'mysterious ritual'. As the funeral proceeds,...

The connection with the planetary will of the world is established and continues to deepen.

There are indeed some ways.

As the "Symphony of Death" begins, the speed of "noodle delivery" in the audience becomes faster and faster, trying to let every audience member eat ramen.

When the first chapter of the solo led by Suona ended, the little arrow twisted and twisted, replacing the stupid and stage-frightened self with a new instrument, her most proficient 'death fart kazoo'. With the blessing of the [DJ] priest

, playing the B-box flavor.

At the same time, more rabbits and the four fallen demon kings also took out their musical instruments and started a super large funeral ensemble. The collision between the musical instruments and the melody created a second story.

Section 2 "The autumn when Kikusashiro returned to his hometown to recuperate and drank the holy water of Nuclear Island to extend his life"

The melody of this stage has got rid of the tone of the first stage, which was still full of hope despite being seriously ill, and has begun to enter the tone of gloomy sadness but still tenacity, trying every means to fight against fate.

The performance lasted for more than 20 minutes, and the heavy second quarter ended, entering the even more desperate and depressing third quarter "Kikusashiro suffered from advanced nuclear island radiation pneumonia and barely survived the winter in the ICU."

It surpasses the death tunes of Black Friday and tortures the audience to the point of death. They are already immersed in the scene. The highly hallucinogenic spiritual pollution tunes change a deadly musical instrument to show off their skills in each chapter, from the suona to the kazoo and so on.

to the screaming chicken...accompanied by a huge symphony of death electronic music orchestra, it creates an effect that is no less than a movie.

In particular, the audience drank the delicious 'Raleye Evil Seafood Toadstool Soup', which resonated internally and externally, and the San value exploded. Just listening to the music, they were deeply attracted, their eyes glowed with emerald green light, and they entered a bizarre and indescribable world.

The world has experienced all kinds of struggles, pains and tortures of Kikusashiro.

It also allowed Salf to enjoy the happiness that only Azathoth can experience. She no longer feared difficulties in playing, and abandoned pressure. She began to indulge and enjoy, and gradually performed beyond her normal capabilities.

In the fourth quarter, she changed into an electronic tadpole and performed a song with her orchestra, "The Spring and the Transformation of the Corpse After the Failure of Chrysanthemum Thorn Wave Radiation Therapy"

"puff!"

A second-level senior contractor with ordinary mental attributes and a low level of mental resistance-related basic columns could no longer bear it. He opened his mouth and spurted blood, and looked at the man on the stage with a face of shock and fear, who was frantically releasing the charming charm of the mystery.

figure.

"Holy shit! Where did the performance go? It's so terrible, I can't bear it anymore, my brain is going to explode. That little girl is so cute and harmless, who would have thought that she could master such a terrifying soul-shattering magic sound?

!”

Next to him, an 'investigator' from the paparazzi paradise, who was holding a noodle cup and whose expression was equally pale but showed some enjoyment, responded: "Who is not, brother? Hold on, it's already the fourth quarter. Listen carefully,

That Ju Cilang finally couldn't hold on any longer and was about to die."

When he said this, half of his mind fell into the super-large "spiritually polluted musical illusion" created by Sulf.

At this moment, Fufu uses "funeral ritual + two evil spirits + nightmare realm" to create a dreamlike world with melody and weave a story.

In pain and joy, he saw the dying Ju Cilang finally die. At the same time, the other half remained awake and barely communicated with the contractors around him. This was also a self-rescue measure.

If he indulges in it wholeheartedly, he may lose himself. Therefore, a certain degree of communication can help him fight against Salf's music.

His purpose is to investigate this 'funeral' to see if the other party has the ability to purify the evil in this world, so he cannot violently destroy and interrupt the performance. The other contractors at the scene are also trapped in this contradictory and desperate state.

Mentality. They have no choice but to endure, listen, and feel the pleasure of honey torture in the midst of pain. They have to laugh and cooperate with the plummeting San value, and they can't even cry.

The contractor who vomited blood looked happy when he heard this, took a sip of the seafood noodle soup, and said gratefully: "Oh! Thank God, Ju Cilang is finally going to die? It's so difficult for him. It lasted from summer to spring. I wanted to cry for him.

He went to die."

The investigator also agreed with trepidation: "Who can say otherwise? He lives such a difficult life, he might as well die and be happy. But it is a pity that if his hometown does not squeeze out the last penny of his family's money, he will not be able to usher in his death. However,

This story can finally come to an end, and both Assassin and us are freed. This is God’s redemption!”

Just when he was extremely happy, the investigator's eyes were quickly filled with 'emerald color', and then he was so excited that he opened his mouth and spat out a mouthful of blood, wailing half-crazy: "No! Why did he transform into a corpse? Why did he turn into a radioactive zombie?

King! This is so desperate, puff puff puff..."

Blood spurted out again, with a dull and helpless look of despair on his face.
To be continued...
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