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043: Wang Huan's cross talk, stunning the audience!(1/2)

The audience was really amazed.

Moreover, the players who competed in the same field were also shocked.

There is actually this trick? It's so awesome!

Is it like memorizing the nearly 1,000-word "Reporting the Name of a Dish"?

It's simply incredible?

Wang Huan looked at the other thirty groups of contestants and asked, "Who else?"

No one responded.

Wang Huan continued to ask: "Who else wants to compete with me for basic crosstalk skills? Who else wants to compete with me for "The Name of the Dish"?"

Still no one responded.

Wang Huan looked at the judges and said, "Teacher Zhang Wenyao, am I qualified to perform on this stage now? Can you give me a fair and just chance to compete?"

Zhang Wenyao's face looked very ugly. After a while, he said, "Of course, it's possible, but I still want to tell you that the basic skills of crosstalk are important, but ultimately, the creative ability is the most convincing. And you also know the purpose of our national crosstalk competition, which is to just use original jokes."

Wang Huan said: "I know."

This is the most important thing in crosstalk is jokes. Jokes are not funny. Even if you are very knowledgeable, it is useless to say them in a scattered way.

And excellent crosstalk jokes are actually very difficult to write.

It is often only within one or two years that a crosstalk work can be written.

So much so that many crosstalk actors perform on TV but cannot write jokes? They just copy online jokes, and more than a dozen online jokes are connected together to form a collection, which is not a complete work at all.

The other contestants actually have a company and a crosstalk club behind them.

The works they participated in were often written by combining the strength of the entire company, and basically no one fighting alone.

Wang Huan just fought alone, and had never graduated from high school, let alone wrote jokes.

So no matter how fast you speak, how fluent the name of memorizing dishes, or how strong the memory ability is, it is useless.

Otherwise, this is not a crosstalk competition, but a super brain.

If jokes don't work, then nothing is it.

They absolutely don’t believe that Wang Huan’s ability to write jokes in a short time is even better than a professional crosstalk team?

It's been decades since they did this.

I have already joined three groups of players just now. Those jokes are excellent, but they have all been eliminated.

Can you, Wang Huan, be an exception?

Zhang Wenyao said: "Wang Huan, your performance just now has won you three minutes."

"We will give you three minutes. If your jokes are not exciting, funny, or excellent within three minutes, we will still ring the bell and eliminate them."

"In three minutes, the audience did not laugh three times or applaud three times, then your crosstalk works will still not be up to standard, and we will still eliminate you! This is also the general standard of our program, and we do not treat you seriously."

Three minutes?

Make the audience laugh three times and applaud three times?

This is really difficult, because Wang Huan was black on the entire network before, so the audience was quite hostile to Wang Huan and thought he was a clown who likes to hype.

Although Wang Huan's registration for the dish just now saved some of his image, it still takes time and works to completely restore the previous hype clown image.

"Okay, Wang Huan, please officially start your performance!"

Suddenly, everyone raised their ears and waited for Wang Huan's performance.

The time has come to see the truth.

Will you, the hype king, tell crosstalk?

The thing that registers the dish is not a real crosstalk.

The time has come to really decide whether Wang Huan can stay or even go further in the National Crosstalk Competition.

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The host said: "Wang Huan, Lu Zhengtao, please start your performance."

Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao stood in front of the microphone again.

Wang Huanxiao said: Master, this is the first time we have come to this stage?

Lu Zhengtao: The first time.

Wang Huan: But I and everyone are old friends.

Lu Zhengtao: What?

Wang Huan: Because I often see me on TV and the Internet. When I was squatting in the toilet two days ago, I saw my name on the door. I don’t know what to write it. There were a lot of flies lying on it, and there were bloodshots. This guy hated me so much that he had anal fissures.

Lu Zhengtao: Hehe, your name is so stinking, but it is also possible that this guy forgot to bring paper.

Speaking of this, the audience could no longer help but laughed out loud.

Wang Huan joked about himself very interestingly. Although it was a bit vulgar, it was still funny.

Next, Wang Huan's performance continued.

Wang Huan: Although everyone has heard of my name, they have never seen me face to face.

Lu Zhengtao: There is no such opportunity, otherwise you would have been beaten to death long ago.

Wang Huan: So everyone is very interested. I took this opportunity to make a public appearance so that everyone can see clearly? But to be honest, I was not prepared for any program when I went on stage today.

Lu Zhengtao: Ah? You're on stage to compete, you're not even ready for the show?

Wang Huan: Master, what show should I perform? We are all athletes, otherwise we would have a sports competition here?

Lu Zhengtao: Running?

Wang Huan: That won’t work. It doesn’t count if you break the world record here, it’s a waste of time.

Lu Zhengtao: Otherwise, we will box together?

Wang Huan: Do you think it is appropriate for me to hit you? Besides, seeing that I have such a handsome face, are you willing to take action?

Lu Zhengtao: I'll watch it less, I'm afraid of slapping you to death. So what event are we competing for?

Wang Huan: What do you think I have?

Lu Zhengtao: What are your specialties? Isn’t you running? You are a sprinter.

Wang Huan: Hehe? You are my master. I don’t even know what specialties I have?!

Lu Zhengtao: Apart from running, I really don’t know.

Wang Huan: Bragging, I can brag! Some time ago, I bragged about a big guy and said I want to win the gold medal in the 100-meter Olympics. Don’t you know?

Lu Zhengtao: If it weren't for this unlucky thing, your name wouldn't be covered with feces. But what does this have to do with today's program?

Wang Huan: Master, let’s play bragging in this performance today!

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Damn! There is!

Many judges have inexplicably felt the charm of this joke.

Because it's a special topic.

Why is Wang Huan famous and why is he scolded by the whole people?

Isn’t it because he made a big fuss on the program “Study Hard” and claimed that he was going to compete for the 100-meter gold medal in the Olympics?

Everyone said he was bragging.

Unexpectedly, his crosstalk theme today is bragging?

Is this the finishing touch?

Suddenly, some of the audience began to applaud, while others had already laughed out loud again.

What Wang Huan wants to adapt is another classic joke "Hundred Blows" by Master Ma Ji, which is particularly funny.

This work is also Mr. Ma’s representative work.

The big waves wash away the sand, even after more than ten years, many crosstalks have this joke.

It can be seen how successful, how funny, and how classic it is.

It's not only funny, but also has a strong social irony.

Although Mr. Ma Ji has other jokes that are more famous, such as "The Universe Brand Cigarette", "Hundred Blows" is more in line with Wang Huan at this time.

For Wang Huan, this crosstalk work is completely twice the result with half the effort.

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Wang Huan's performance will continue next.

The condition is getting better and better and more exciting.
To be continued...
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