046: Wang Huan's performance is too wonderful and subversive!(1/2)
At this moment, the whole audience was silent.
Everyone was waiting for Wang Huan to speak to see what kind of performance you would bring to us?
What kind of crosstalk will you bring us?
It was also good to see the last time "I Want to Brag", but it may lack a little surprise.
Everyone was filled with high expectations, but they were unwilling to admit this expectation.
Because they felt that Wang Huan's strength could not support such expectations.
In everyone's opinion, the possibility of Wang Huan being short-lived is too high.
After all, he has never really practiced crosstalk, and has never done crosstalk creation.
Moreover, what is the table in front of Wang Huan for? Other crosstalk actors don’t have this table?
Wang Huan looked at the audience and said: Oh? There are so many people coming, and they all say that crosstalk is cold, why are there so many people still there?"
The audience was excited by this opening.
Because Wang Huan's temperament has changed.
He is a cheap man, and he also has a pure Henan accent.
Even if it is not very hard, the sound is thick and full of penetration.
Anyway, very recognizable.
Actually, this sentence is not funny, but this typhoon, this slutty, and this verbal note, I want to laugh for no reason.
This is the most difficult thing for a crosstalk actor.
This is the higher-level God's food to eat...
Don’t listen to jokes. Just seeing you like this and listening to your tone, you want to laugh.
The most important thing for a true comedy master is to have his own tone.
This is true for Stephen Chow, Jim Carrey, Chaplin, and Teacher Ge You.
This is true for Guo Deyun, and even Zhou Libo, who has mixed praise and criticism.
The distinctive personal characteristics are something that many famous crosstalk artists today do not have.
Although the audience has not heard the joke yet, they are already surprised and are even more looking forward to the next joke.
Then, Wang Huan glanced at Lu Zhengtao with a very naughty look and said, "You are a crosstalk actor? What's your name? Lu...
Lu Zhengtao: Lu Zhengtao.
Wang Huan: Yes, Lu Zhengtao. Sorry, I don’t think much of this “The Progress of the Legal System”.
Lu Zhengtao: What does this have to do with "The Rule of Law in Progress"?
Wang Huan: I like your industry very much, crosstalk is good.
Lu Zhengtao: Is it over?
Wang Huan: I'll make you happy
Lu Zhengtao: What is your word, what does it mean to prosper our industry?
Wang Huan: Because there is a gap between us
Lu Zhengtao: Oh, you didn't do this
Wang Huan: Don’t know?
Lu Zhengtao: How can I know?
Wang Huan: Hi, look at my military uniform.
Lu Zhengtao: Are you in military uniform? Is this?
Wang Huan: I am a military strategist, you don’t know.
Lu Zhengtao: I don’t know.
Wang Huan: Alas, everyone knows it.
Then, Wang Huan climbed directly onto the table, still looking stupid and humble.
So far, the jokes are not particularly funny, but everyone still can't help laughing.
Because of this, it's so interesting.
That's right, Wang Huan performed one of Teacher Guo's most classic jokes, "Dream of the West".
It is also one of the most successful jokes that Teacher Guo has adapted from old jokes.
This joke is originally very classic and has a history of decades. It originally tells the story of a local bully going to defeat the Qing emperor and wipe out the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom.
Now after the change, it has become even more absurd. It is about the fact that after the 9/11 incident, the US president invited a local bully to eliminate the terrifying madman.
A series of ridiculous stories that happened.
The two of them continued to perform next.
When the joke talks about Wang Fugui, the assistant of the US president, found Wang Huan and used $10 million to send Wang Huan to the United States to wipe out terrorists, the taste came out completely.
A crosstalk that is completely different from before has been unveiled.
That absurd and magical feeling, that strange suspense, the slutty feeling that makes people laugh.
It's really an experience I've never had before crosstalk, and the following jokes are becoming more and more funny, more bizarre, and more magical.
The audience applauded at first, but when they heard the excitement, they completely forgot to applaud.
That's totally infatuated?
Even applause is entirely out of instinct.
The US government found a local bully to catch terrorists and drove a helicopter to fly across the Pacific Ocean to the United States, but it flew in the wrong direction and headed northeast.
This story is so nonsense and so funny.
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Everyone was fully focused and listened intoxicatedly.
Wang Huan's "Dream of the West" performed by Wang Huan is coming to an end soon, and the US President entertains Wang Huan at the White House.
Wang Huan: I'm happy to eat! The President said (Henan accent) Mr. Wang Huan, don't eat it in a hurry. Have you agreed to this war? I said: I've agreed. (Henan accent) The commission order has been prepared for you. I saw it, haha, the commission order, No. 39 and a half, no, this cannot be done, I wear 41.
Lu Zhengtao: Are you buying shoes?
Wang Huan: Just as he was talking, he heard the ground pound..., pound... the enemy attacked.
Lu Zhengtao: Is this coming?
Wang Huan: The terrorists are here, they are really bullying. I dare to come here. They are so blatant. Could it be that they wouldn't cough the military strategists... cough...
Lu Zhengtao: What kind of physique is this military strategist?
Wang Huan: Don’t you take military strategists seriously? I went, pushed my lobster plate away, and walked upstairs. There was smoke in the distance. This was not possible. I didn’t bring anything. What if I hurt me? When I turned around, there was a steel helmet on the ground. The German steel helmet, with a small white and red flower on the ground, picked it up and buckled it on my head. Oh, the bullet came over, and I was happy, kill, rush, Gary Dead.
Lu Zhengtao: What article
Wang Huan: I am just happy. My wife got up and gave me a mouthful. She was so full that she couldn't sleep. What's the beauty of a phlegm bucket?
Lu Zhengtao: Dreaming!
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At this point, Wang Huan's performance of "Dream of the West" officially ended.
A new crosstalk full of magic, slutty, earthy and mixed with five flavors was officially served on the dining table.
Next, we handed over our destiny to the audience.
Do you accept it or not? Do you like it or not?
Can a miracle be performed in another world?
A moment later, the audience burst into thunderous applause.
"Okay...good..." Crazy shouts were heard endlessly.
Wang Huan did not disappoint them. This joke is so fun and interesting, and it is even more interesting than the previous "I Want to Brag".
The key is that the smell of being slutty is so funny.
For the audience, Wang Huan submitted an extremely surprising answer in this second game.
It's really refreshing, and it's different from the previous crosstalk.
That feeling of being mean and humble is so impressive.
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The host said: "The next step is the voting process. The five judges have fifty votes, and each of the 400 audiences has one vote. The sum of the votes between the two sides is the final result."
The host asked: "Five judges first ask to vote on the performances of Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao."
To be continued...