第39章,与姐妹俩同居

Chu Nan smiled, and then she really solved the problem of flatulence for her.

Gastrointestinal flatulence is caused by various reasons, but simply put it simply, it is because Ye Zixin ate too much pasta tonight. Because everyone has been shopping in the jade market for most of the day, they have already become empty-headed. Even the pasta is not authentic at all, and Ye Zixin feels delicious. In fact, if it is normal, Ye Zixin will definitely get tired of it after eating a few bites, but when she is hungry, she can't take care of so much. It feels that as long as it can be eaten, it will be delicious. As a result, she doesn't hold on and eat too much.

After eating too much pasta and drinking some iced drinks, she is already in good health without stomachache, but gastrointestinal flatulence is still inevitable. With too much stuff in the gastrointestinal system, the gastrointestinal system is also very tired to digest. Chu Nan used the optimization function of the ultra-brain chip to help him optimize the gastrointestinal function. As long as the gastrointestinal intestines moves again, the gas generated after the digestion of food is peristaltic and excreted out of the body, the gastrointestinal intestines will be comfortable. This process is commonly known as fart!

"Puff, puff--" Such a glamorous and beautiful beauty actually farted in public. How could she feel?

The most hateful thing is that guy Chu Nan, who felt like he was dodging an atomic bomb and biological weapons, jumped away exaggeratedly, and while pinching his nose, he waved his hand to fan the wind, as if he wanted to slap his invisible fart away. This made Ye Zixin very angry. He sat up from the sofa and wanted to hit Chu Nan: "Stir, it's not a nuclear weapon, why are you so exaggerating!"

"Sorry, I'm instinctively reacting!" Chu Nan said with a smile: "When you say 'nuclear weapons', I remembered the nursery rhymes when I was a child, such as 'xx's fart, like nuclear weapons, jumped to Italy. The king of Italy was watching the show and smelling this fart was very dissatisfied. He invited a group of scientists to study this fart, and finally confirmed that this was Ye Zixin's fart!' Haha..."

"Shut up!" Ye Zixin's face turned red with anger, "It's not funny at all, don't say anything more!"

Chu Nan smiled and said, "Don't worry about me, take care of yourself first. I think you should go to the bathroom for a while now."

"Puff--" As soon as Chu Nan finished speaking, Ye Zixin farted again. She was so embarrassed that she hurried to the bathroom and stayed there. She pulled a piece of toilet paper, took off her pants and squatted down. She really took off her pants and farted. Unexpectedly, Chu Nan's voice came from outside again: "Spanning the two sides of the Yellow River, holding secret documents in hand, machine guns in front, time bombs behind!"

When Ye Zixin heard Chu Nan talk about these childhood nursery rhymes, she was so depressed, and Ye Ziqian couldn't help laughing: "Okay, okay, how old are you, you're still like a child."

"I'm just joking with her!" Chu Nan smiled and changed the topic directly: "Okay, it's getting late, so you can rest. Don't worry, I'm right next door, and any abnormal situations inside and outside the surrounding rooms can't escape my ears."

Ye Ziqian nodded when she heard this and said, "Okay, you are more vigilant when you sleep!"

Chu Nan nodded, then turned around and went out, and returned to his room lightly. Lying on the bed, took out his cell phone and looked at the time. It was already very late. It was probably Wen Wan had a rest too. Chu Nan stopped sending text messages to disturb Wen Wan, and went to bed directly.

Less than half an hour after I squinted, Chu Nan's cell phone rang again. When I opened it, it was Ye Zixin who sent it again: "Chu Nan, my sister and I are a little scared. You should come over and sleep on the sofa in the living room, bring your backpack with you, move lighter, don't disturb grandpa's rest."

Well, it seems that I will really have to be in the same room with these two beauties tonight, but there is no benefit. Instead, it is a chore. Not only do I have to sleep on the sofa, but I also have to protect their personal safety and jade safety! However, those who can do more work, who is the handsome guy who has such a strong ability? Just go!

Chu Nan didn't care at all, so he gently lifted his backpack and went to the room next door...
Chapter completed!