Chapter 43 Night Banquet (2)
Chapter 43 Night Banquet (2)
Han Mu was considered a person who had seen the world, but he was a little stunned at this moment. The dishes at this table made Han Mu feel like he was a complete country bumpkin. Looking at Yuan Gang and Junjie, the two of them were also staring at the dishes with their mouths open.
Xie An smiled and introduced the dishes to Han Mu and the others one by one: "This dish is called Chunman Jiangnan, and the raw material is the upper lip of the big black donkey. The word "donkey lips" is the homonym of "green spring", so it is named."
Junjie couldn't help but say, "Then why is it the upper lip? Is it not the lower lip?"
Xie Andao: "No, it's because of the taste, the upper lip is more delicious. The donkey saliva is too much, and the lower lip is dirty by saliva, which makes the taste far worse."
Xie An pointed at another dish with bamboo chopsticks: "This dish is called BBB Shenglian, and the main ingredient is the uppermost little toe on the wild peacock's claws. The other claws touch the ground, but this one does not fall to the ground, so it grows slender and neat, just like... it looks like a woman's little feet, so it is named."
Han Mu was so terrifying. Ancient people were so fucking obscene. They were so ambiguous when cooking, which made them very erotic. Yuan Gang and Junjie were interested and picked up one and put it in their mouths. Yuan Gang praised: "It turns out to be crispy, fresh and tender, and it is very delicious."
After everyone drank for a while, Han Mu gradually became interested and pointed to another dish and asked, "What kind of dish is this? Why is it like a caterpillar?"
Xie An smiled and said, "This dish is called "Good Guys of Junzi. Nephew Han said that he seems to be a caterpillar, so he is not wrong. However, this caterpillar is a caterpillar worth dozens of cents per person. This is a wild silkworm. This silkworm wakes up and breeds in early spring and hides into the ground until late autumn. Nearly half of the year is mating. The dish is made of male silkworms. When they are caught, they are caught at the same time. They are placed in a jar and roasted with fire before they let go of the female insects. Because of the habit of seeing the female silkworms, they are destined to be a good friend of gentlemen. It is taken from the Book of Songs, "The Doves in Guanguan are on the island of the river; the graceful lady is a good friend of gentlemen." This dish is very good for men and has excellent yang-strengthening effect."
Han Mu was stunned. What kind of thing is this? A little ** made so many tricks. Such disgusting and ugly things were so elegant that only the people of the Jin Dynasty could think of it. A table of good dishes suddenly became tasteless.
Xie Xuan and Xie Shi and others seemed to have been used to eating it for a long time, so they just ate it hard with these insects.
Han Mu didn't dare to ask again, he was so hungry that he could not bear to be hungry, and he chewed the unknown dish with all his heart.
After three rounds of wine, Xie An asked Han Mu, "My nephew, can you satisfy the wine and food?"
Han Mu was very angry, but Xie An made a painstaking effort and made the best dishes to treat him. How could he blame him? I'm afraid Xie An couldn't eat all these dishes every time. The ingredients were so precious and very wasteful.
Suddenly, his heart started to play tricks. After drinking a glass of wine, Han Mu said, "There is a dish. I wonder if you have eaten it with your brothers?"
"Oh? What dish?" Xie An was very interested. He claimed that he had basically tasted delicious food in the world, but since Han Mu said it, this dish must be unique.
Han Mu saw everyone looking at him and laughed in his stomach. He then said, "I have eaten this dish somewhere in the south, called 'Three Calls'."
"Three religions of all three religions?" Xie Xuan asked.
"No, it's a shouting." Han Mu said.
"What's the name of the third person?" Xie An slaps his wine happily, and the white and handsome face was faintly smelly.
"Put it up and it is called one, it is called two when dipped in sauce, and it is called three when put into the mouth and chewed in three." Han Mu said seriously.
Everyone was still confused, and Han Mu continued: "The raw materials for this dish are young mice that have just been born within three days. The young mice that have become pink within three days of birth and their eyes have not yet opened. The mice at this time are the most tender and delicious."
Han Mu had already seen someone open his mouth wide and his eyes were dull. His heart was filled with the pleasure of revenge, and he continued with relish: "Put the mouse in a red cloth tray, dip it in sesame oil and apply it all over his body. When eating, it is supplemented with sauce, wine and vegetables. When picking up the chopsticks, the mouse will squeak and scream. When dipping the sauce, because it needs to roll and dip it well, the mouse will inevitably feel uncomfortable in the mouth and bite it. When putting it in the mouth, it will also squeak before the mouse dies. With these three screams, the entrance must be extremely delicious, difficult to find in the sky, and there will be no underground."
Xie An and others were stunned, and they were silent for a while. After a while, they heard a clatter, but Xie Tie's chopsticks fell to the ground. Everyone came to their senses. No one here had any appetite anymore. After eating a few chopsticks, they all left the table to drink tea.
Han Mu was very satisfied with this effect and was able to tease the whole family of the No. 1 scholar in the Eastern Jin Dynasty. What a sense of accomplishment.
The banquet was removed, and everyone sat in groups and served fragrant tea. This tea was a top-notch tea, full of fragrance in the mouth and long aftertaste in the throat.
Xie An sucked the tea, closed his eyes and ran it in his mouth for a few times, swallowed it, and took a brocade box from the maid who was serving behind him. Han Mu knew that he was going to take drugs.
Sure enough, when Xie An picked up a pink pill and put it in his mouth, he put it in tea. Han Mu thought to himself: "All the upper-class people in the Jin Dynasty are drug addicts. If you want to think of a way, it's okay for the enemy to kill you sooner, but those who are close to him, such as Wang Xianzhi, Liu Mingcheng, Xie An and others, have this deadly hobby, that's inappropriate."
Xie An closed his eyes and brewed for a while, opened his eyes and let out a long breath. He looked at Han Mu and said, "Nephew, I heard that you have done a lot of tricks in Wuxing, which made Wuxing sensation very much. What are they? Tell me."
Han Mu sneered: "It's all children's things, and you can't get on the table."
Xie Xuanqi said: "Brother Han, let me tell you, I'm very curious."
Han Mu then said all the pulley shoes, sunglasses and suits, etc. Everyone looked at him curiously.
Xie Andao: "You are the one who examines copper coins?"
Han Muqi said: "Have all this been reported to Health City?"
Xie Shi suddenly said, "It is you, Han Mu, who examines the copper coins?"
"Who else isn't him? After the incident was reported by the prefect of Wang last year, it caused a lot of sensation in the capital." Xie Andao.
"Brother Han is a wise man." Xie Shiyi was excited and confused and shouted in a panic.
Han Mu was humble and wanted to enjoy it.
"What's going on in the greenhouse?" Xie An seemed to be a spy. He knew everything, and Han Mu had a headache.
"This... I can't explain it for a while, so I will report it to the lord if I have time." Just kidding! Can you tell you the intellectual property rights casually? I will rely on this wife to support me in the future.
Thinking of the word "wife", Han Mu's mood suddenly became depressed. He was very failed. His father died tragically, and his mother and several women actually had to hide to avoid disasters. He was really helpless. But then he thought, even Wang Xianzhi could not be sure to protect his daughter, so how could he protect him as a villain?
Seeing Han Mu's face darkened, Xie An knew that he had remembered his own experience. He originally wanted to use the relaxed and pleasant atmosphere to dilute Han Mu's worries, but after all, the time is still close to the great changes, so it is not so easy to throw it away. Just wait for time to dilute everything.
Thinking of this, Xie An said to everyone: "Han Mu and I have something to say. If you are fine, go back to your room to rest first."
Xie Lang, who had been with them for a long time, had long been looking forward to this sentence. He immediately stood up and said goodbye when he heard this. Xie Yan, Shi, Xie Xuan had a good impression of Han Mu tonight and said reluctantly. Yuan Gang and Junjie also held their fists and said goodbye and were taken back to rest by the maid.
After a while, the voices in the hall reduced, leaving only Han Mu and Xie An.
Chapter completed!