Chapter 47 Turn off the lights and go to bed)
.p: So what, the protagonist is very yd, the author is very pure, I hope everyone will not be prejudiced against grapes, and I will ask for collection and recommendations if I am weak.
Xu Xianjing touched Peng Wen's head and said with a smile: "I didn't expect you to have such humorous cells, I like it."
Peng Wen asked silly: "Teacher, do you like me or the humorous cells in me?"
Xu Xianjing smiled slightly and said, "I like it all."
At this moment, the owner of the breakfast shop came over with two bowls of egg soup, put down the egg soup, and brought the steamed buns up.
"I won't talk much, just eat it." Xu Xianjing picked up a steamed bun with chopsticks and started eating it slowly.
Peng Wen didn't say anything, it tasted good.
"Boss, check out." After dinner, Xu Xianjing took out her handkerchief in her pocket, wiped the grease from her mouth and shouted.
"Four dollars!" The middle-aged man walked over with a smile on his face.
Xu Xianjing nodded and reached into her pocket to get the money. Unexpectedly, her pocket was empty and there was no coin.
"Hehe, teacher, let me check the bill!" Peng Wen took out ten dollars in his arms and handed it over, saying, "Put it for me to have two dollars steamed buns and a bowl of eight-treasure porridge, remember to put more sugar."
"The teacher forgot to bring the money, and I will give it back to you when I go back." Xu Xianjing said embarrassedly. She originally planned to invite Peng Wen to have breakfast, but she forgot to bring the money.
"No need to pay it back, we are not short of money!" Peng Wen said with a smile.
Then Peng Wen and Xu Xianjing returned to school with a joke, while Peng Wen came to the boys' dormitory, but found that Xian Wei was still sleeping soundly.
It was six:20, and there were still twenty minutes before morning reading class, so Peng Wen followed Xu Xianjing and lifted up Xianwei's quilt without saying a word, but found that Xianwei was sleeping naked, and his fifth limb under his crotch had already been holding the sky.
"Damn! You are so awesome. Brother, you don't have to lose the spear below you!" Peng Wen said while sitting by the bed and sighing.
Xian Wei sat up and rubbed his sleepy eyes in a daze. He put on his underwear first and said, "I want to use it too! But isn't there no chance!"
"You misunderstood me. I mean you should play baseball with your spear." Peng Wen laughed shamelessly.
"Gogun!" Xian Wei cursed: "What do you know? This is the lifeblood of my family lineage. Go to play baseball? Yaya, it sounds nice. By the way, how did you sleep last night? **No?" Xian Wei asked shamelessly after putting on his clothes.
"Brother, can you be realistic in your mind? How can we?" Peng Wen felt helpless when he remembered that he was still a child. He couldn't enjoy anything that a man should have enjoyed now.
Peng Wen is a little worried now that his thing has developed several years earlier than normal people. What if he shrinks when he grows up? Could it be that he will live a life of a monk?
Life is so dull that I can doze in class, and occasionally dozing off. My life is extremely comfortable, but no one cares about me anyway.
After evening study, Peng Wen came to Class 8, Grade 3, and happened to meet Luo Feifei in a bad mood. Then Xianwei walked out of the class with a frown.
"It's over! I'm angry!" Xian Wei sighed and said sadly.
Peng Wen smiled slightly and said, "I have already expected this scene, it will not be a problem. I will go back and write another love letter to her tomorrow morning. Xiaoli."
Xianwei shook his head helplessly, pulled Peng Wen away: "Let's find a secluded place, I want to know what you are thinking." Then Xianwei pulled Peng Wen to the northeast corner of the back playground, because it was quiet there!
"Tell me, what did you think of it? Luo Feifei doesn't give me a good look now. You said you can help me catch up within ten days, but I think you can't catch up even if you follow your method for ten years!" Xian Wei said sadly.
Peng Wen smiled and explained, "I have my own reasons for doing this. Do you think! Luo Feifei is not good at English. What will happen to her if she writes an English love letter? Be angry! Isn't this stimulating her in disguise? Once this happens, she will hate you in her heart. First, whether it is love or hate, at least you have a place in her heart. Then we continue to write love letters. Luo Feifei will still be angry, but she is not a fool. Since you can write love letters to her in English, your English level is absolutely good. In this way, her hatred for you will gradually ease. On the contrary, there will be a little admiration. At this point, the success or failure will be half successful! According to my understanding of women and Luo Feifei's reality, she will ask some questions about English like you. After all, you can write love letters in English. I can't interfere in the future. At that time, success or failure will depend on you."
Xian Wei nodded thoughtfully and sighed: "Brother, you still think thoroughly! This is really better than the waves of the Yangtze River pushing the waves of the previous waves! You know women more carefully than me!" Xian Wei paused for a moment and said with concern: "What if Luo Feifei asked me about English? After all, I don't know anything!"
"This is easy to deal with. If you ask Luo Feifei to write the exercises you don't understand in the notebook, I will help you answer them in the evening. As for listening and reading, it is also simple. Let's buy a recorder." Peng Wen said.
After learning about Peng Wen's intention, Xian Wei suddenly became clear. The worries in his heart disappeared. Then Peng Wen and Xian Wei separated...
"What are you doing? Why did you come back so late?" Xu Xianjing asked when she just returned to the dormitory.
"Teacher, we live together, no, no, no, we should live together. It seems that there is no need for me to tell you my whereabouts, right?" Peng Wen said teasingly.
"Oh, it's still mysterious. I don't want to know your whereabouts, but you have to remember that you must return to the dormitory at 9 o'clock every day, otherwise..." Xu Xianjing smiled, but her expression was so gloomy, just like a female ghost in the movie.
Seeing this expression, Peng Wen couldn't help but shivered and asked, "Otherwise, what will happen?"
"Otherwise, I will wake you up at five o'clock every morning and make you unable to sleep well." Xu Xianjing said threateningly.
Peng Wen muttered and said, "Teacher, don't you know that disturbing others' sleep is a very impolite act. As an excellent people's teacher and the embodiment of beauty and justice, you should not do this. You must know that I am the flower of the motherland, and you cannot destroy my flower!"
"Whatever you say, it's useless. I'll let you sleep well if you don't come back at 9 o'clock in the future." Xu Xian was very determined.
Peng Wen sighed helplessly and asked, "Teacher, can you tell me the reason why I have to come back before nine o'clock?"
"Don't ask what kids shouldn't ask." He ignored him and turned to continue watching TV.
At this moment, a black shadow ran in the door frame.
"Ah! Mouse!" Xu Xianjing screamed in surprise, hugged Peng Wen over, her head lying on Peng Wen's chest and trembling, looking extremely scared.
Perhaps Xu Xianjing's scream was too lethal, and the mouse that had just run into the house ran out 'swoosh'.
"Hehe!" Looking at Xu Xianjing and Peng Wen, who was trembling in his arms, smiled maliciously, and exclaimed: "Teacher, that mouse is at your feet."
"Ah!" Xu Xianjing screamed and suddenly left Peng Wen's arms, stamped her feet on the ground a few times, and ran out of the door without saying a word.
As soon as Xu Xianjing stepped out of the door frame, she heard a squeak. Xu Xianjing almost fell down after shaking her body, so she turned around and ran into the house. She didn't even take off her shoes and lay on the bed and covered her head with a quilt.
Peng Wen also heard the previous scream, so he quietly walked to the door, lowered his head and saw that a guy, a mouse with only more than ten centimeters, was trampled to death, and he looked so disgusting.
It was not a good thing to have a mouse in front of the door, so Peng Wen resisted his disgust and used a broom to get it aside, and then returned to the house.
Peng Wen stood in front of Xu Xianjing's bed and found that Xu Xianjing was trembling and looked very pitiful: "Teacher, are you okay?" Peng Wen asked with concern in front of the bed.
Xu Xianjing slowly poked her head out, only to see her face pale and her lips were trembling. Xu Xianjing looked into the room and asked in shock: "Has the mouse ran away?"
Peng Wen nodded and said, "Not only did you run away, you were also trampled to death by you just now."
"Stop talking, stop talking, it's so disgusting!" Xu Xianjing said with a gloomy look, and quickly took off her shoes and threw them outside the door.
Peng Wen smiled and thought to himself that this teacher is so cute and he is afraid of mice. Since that's the case, it's better to take the opportunity to make fun of him.
"Teacher, you have trampled that mouse to death. Aren't you afraid that it will come to you for revenge at night?" Peng Wen asked with a strange smile on his lips.
Xu Xianjing was already scared and didn't notice Peng Wen's current expression at all. She immediately asked, "Will it come to me?"
Peng Wen nodded repeatedly and said with a serious look: "I stepped on a cockroach to death last year, and a group of cockroaches came to my house to take revenge at night."
"It's over! That mouse must have taken revenge on me, what should I do?" Xu Xianjing was almost scared to tears, and she looked so cute.
Peng Wen patted his chest and said confidently: "Teacher, don't worry, I am a man, I will protect you." As he said that, he walked to the corner of the wall and picked up the mop.
"No, you have to go to class tomorrow." Xu Xian said hesitantly.
"What should I do? If I don't protect the teacher, that mouse will definitely come to take revenge." Peng Wen said.
"Let's do it! Let's sleep together, if the mouse comes, you can take care of it." Xu Xianjing thought for a moment and said.
Peng Wen was stunned and asked, "Teacher, is this OK? I am a man and you are a woman!" Peng Wen actually wanted to sleep with Xu Xianjing, but he was afraid that he would not be able to suppress the desire in his body. If he accidentally lifted up, he would be embarrassed.
"Hmph! Didn't you just say you wanted to protect me? Are you afraid that the teacher will eat you?" Xu Xianjing muttered and said dissatisfied.
"Teacher, I'm a man! It doesn't sound good if a man and a woman sleep together!" Peng Wen said embarrassedly.
Xu Xianjing didn't care about so much and said, "If it doesn't sound good, it doesn't sound good, the teacher is not afraid." Then, "Turn off the lights and go to bed!"
Chapter completed!