Chapter 74 The death of a small civil servant
"The death of the little civil servant?"
Seeing this title, Wei Long subconsciously thought it was a short story of reasoning. Because of the unlimited subject matter, there were many short stories about the thirty short story writers who submitted their manuscripts one after another.
Click it on.
Wei Long glanced at the word count and was stunned.
One thousand eight hundred words?
He suspected that he had read it wrong.
Although the word count of short stories is basically not very large, I also specifically suggested that Chu Kuang that short stories should be short rather than long, and that the word count should not be too many...
But this is too little, right?
The full text is less than two thousand words?
What I mean by short means that it is about 3,000 to 5,000 words!
Could it be that Chu Kuang had misunderstandings after listening to his suggestions, so he deliberately shortened the number of words—
He thought the shorter the better?
If this reason affects the quality of the work, he will be really a sin, and Wei Long can't help but hold his forehead.
But he still read it word by word:
[It was an ordinary night. The little civil servant sat in the second row of the main hall and watched a dramatic performance with a telescope. At this moment, he only felt that the years were quiet.]
Time is peaceful?
This is the first time Wei Long has seen this description, but it seems that he can accurately understand the meaning of these four words without thinking.
"Interesting description."
The following description is even more interesting: [But suddenly, his face wrinkled, his eyes disappeared, his breathing stopped, he took off his telescope from his eyes, bent down...]
Is this a heart attack?
Is this the death of a young civil servant?
A little civil servant who doesn't even have a name?
Wei Long was confused until he continued to watch and realized that the little civil servant had just sneezed.
"puff."
Looking back, the previous text description is just the state of a person when he sneezes. Chu Kuang's description seems difficult to talk, but it gives people a strange sense of rigor, so that a scene of a person sneezing appears in Wei Long's mind.
Keep watching.
Naturally, the young civil servants are not panicked at all. People will sneeze. The most serious consequence of this behavior is nothing more than catching a cold.
Wei Long also thinks so.
But the turning point of the story appeared here: [The little civil servant panicked because he saw a little old man sitting in the first row of the main hall in front of him rubbing his bald head and neck with gloves, muttering.]
Obviously.
The little civil servant's sneeze splashed on the old man's body.
And the panic of the young civil servant is because...
The little civil servant recognized the old man as a retired general who served in the Ministry of Transportation!
"Will he be killed by the general?"
Wei Long inevitably reminiscent of the story title again.
People who read it will always habitually make up for the following content.
Wei Long continued to watch.
The young civil servant began to apologize as expected.
However, the general was not as angry as Wei Long had thought, but just expressed his understanding with magnanimity.
"This general is a smiling tiger? Showing his magnanimity in public, but will he take revenge on the young civil servants in private?"
This is a new association created by Wei Long.
And this young civil servant without a name naturally had similar concerns.
So he apologized again, sweared in various ways, saying that he really didn't mean it.
The general seemed annoyed and said, “Oh, please sit down! Let me listen to the opera!”]
The young civil servants became more and more panicked.
He could no longer watch this good show on the stage.
It was not until the rest time that the general went to the bathroom that he followed him and apologized for the third time.
【Oh, enough... I have forgotten, but you have never finished talking!】
The general was helpless and curled his lips impatiently.
Wei Long suddenly realized: "It seems that the general is not angry."
Influenced by the title, he always thought that the general would kill the young civil servant for this, but according to the description in it, the general expressed his forgiveness several times, obviously not such a stingy person.
For the young civil servant, this sneeze is just a false alarm.
Wei Long felt relieved.
The little civil servant was not relieved.
He still has various psychological activities: [He said he had forgotten, but there was a fierce light in his eyes, and he was unwilling to talk too much. I should explain it to him, which means that I was really unintentional, and that sneezing was a natural law, otherwise he would think that I was intentionally spitting on him. Even if he didn't think so at this moment, he would definitely think so in the future!]
Too cowardly?
Wei Long suddenly felt that the little civil servant was a little funny.
When he got home, the young civil servant told his wife about his incompetence. His wife was also frightened and advised the young civil servant to apologize to others.
The little civil servant complained: [That's right! I've already paid for it, but somehow, he looks quite weird and doesn't seem to want to listen to my explanation.]
I have forgiven you!
Isn't you persecuted paranoia?
The little civil servant's imagination gradually made Wei Long's laughter grow.
But this little civil servant just didn't know what it was. The next day, he put on his uniform seriously, and took a gift to the general's mansion, and apologized again-
Don't talk about the general.
Wei Long felt that if it were him, he would be confused if he was pestered by someone and apologized endlessly.
At this time, the general was meeting guests, and seemed to be an important guest.
The young civil servant could only wait for the general to finish the meeting before apologizing again.
Same as before.
The general expressed his understanding, but when he spoke, he couldn't help but look sad.
"frown."
These four words almost expose Wei Long's funny point.
Apology is a politeness, but if you encounter such a civil servant who likes to pursue him and apologize, how can you not be worried?
While laughing and crying, Wei Long actually felt a little sympathetic to the general.
As a fool, the young civil servant naturally saw the general's frown. He was upset and felt that the general obviously did not intend to forgive him.
For the sake of the future.
Although he felt that the general was too stingy and actually seized his mistakes, he still wanted to save them.
So he decided to write a letter to the general, explaining the reason sincerely.
Unfortunately, his mind was empty and he couldn't even write a letter.
He had to visit again on the third day and apologize.
It's basically over here.
In the last few paragraphs, with another apology from the civil servants, the ending was formed briefly and concisely, a expected ending.
["Get out!" The general shouted, his face turned blue and his whole body trembled.]
["What?" asked the young civil servant, numb all over his body due to fear.]
【“Get out!” The general said again, stamping his feet.】
[The little civil servant seemed to have something churned in his belly. He could not see or hear anything. He retreated to the door and walked onto the street, walking slowly all the way... He walked home without any glue on his uniform and lay on the sofa... He died.]
【…】
Yes, the little civil servant is dead.
This is the origin of the title of the death of a young civil servant.
His repeated entanglement and apologies finally angered the general completely. As a result, when the general got angry, he was scared to death by his own brain!
Is this more than a thousand words?
Although it is only more than a thousand words, the content is extremely exaggerated, but it seems to fit some logic, which makes the person naturally accept the setting, so that the whole story is full of fun!
This moment.
Wei Longle slapped his thighs straight.
But halfway through the laughter, Wei Long's smile suddenly froze, and the picture seemed to be frozen.
It seemed as if the electric current spread throughout his body, and suddenly he was shocked, and Wei Long widened his eyes as if he was crazy!
Chapter completed!