Chapter 1167: Hatching Eggs

Since I heard Bingtis's inevitable connection between lack of heart and becoming a god, I feel that my outlook on life and world view has undergone a major change. The most prominent feature is that I can no longer look directly at the four words "long the earth and long". According to Bingtis' theory, these four words will be the smooth road leading to Qingshan Mental Hospital: when it is used on mortals with fragile and changeable emotions. [ka".Com Text/Text//

You said I was so full that I discussed my outlook on life with that unconventional female hooligan!

I guess part of Bingtis' theory is correct, that is, if you want to live for a long time, you must be able to resist things, but the interpretation method of this sentence has nothing to do with the female hooligan's lack of intelligence... Well, it may be a penny, but it is definitely not more than one. I admit that a guy who can handle everything calmly is definitely closer to God than a fool who has been nervous for half a night in everything, but Bingtis's tough life is really not something that ordinary people can copy: yesterday afternoon after she talked to me about life outlook, she answered a "phone" in the God Realm. It seemed that his father called to ask about Bingtis's recent work situation (don't forget, Bingtis is also the first ambassador to the capital of Xiling). Sister Bing was furious with her father after saying a few words. The last sentence was: "I just ate at Chen's house and slept and ate. Didn't I just not handed the report for two months? Did you kill me?"

...This lifestyle is really hard to replicate.

I don’t know what happened, but early this morning, I felt that the atmosphere seemed wrong. When I came to the living room, I found that the situation was really strange: there were people gathered in the living room, as if there were three trials, and there were also figures of my sister and Anwena. I suddenly woke up from the confused state of getting up, and couldn’t help but come up curiously: “What? Get up early for a meeting?”

"Educate the child." Miss Lin was as punctual as an alarm clock. At this time, she was leaning on the small sofa in my living room and sucking black tea. She seemed to be watching the three-party trial. After hearing my voice, she reached out to the center of everyone. Only then did I notice that the little crow and Xiaoxue were surrounded by a circle of people, both of whom were lowering their heads and looking like they were repentant.

I think it's nothing unexpected for Xiaoxue to be scolded. Anyway, she usually doesn't get scolded, but what is the mistake that little crow is so well-behaved? When I asked this, Anwena, who is the "mother" of the little crow, immediately replied subtly: "Steal eggs, a lot of them."

"Steal the egg?" The corners of my mouth froze, and my eyes fell on the little crow in an instant. The little girl lowered her head and couldn't see her expression. She only saw her hands twisting around, like a normal naughty child with a good attitude towards admitting her mistakes. Maybe she noticed my sight. The little girl suddenly raised her head, and her big eyes with tears looked over from under the dark blue and purple bangs: "Master, help me!"

"The eggs in the kitchen have always disappeared inexplicably and become more and more serious. At the beginning, they were thrown away, but later they were thrown away by pounds. Today, they were more than 200 pounds of eggs disappeared," said the sister's expression. Also, please don't be curious about why the kitchen in our house stores 200 pounds of eggs. There is a Shandora in our family. "At first, I thought it was Shandora who ate it when she was hungry at night, but last night when Anwena cleaned the house, she happened to pass the kitchen and found that Madiewen didn't sleep every night and went to the kitchen to steal eggs on time after twelve o'clock..."

Me: "...I'll go, why did this kid steal eggs?"

The little crow heard my voice and shrank his neck and said, "Hatching..."

Me: "..." Did some strange words appear just now?

"That's it, she's hatching eggs," Anwena sighed, and reached out to knock the little crow's head, "It's been a week since I was in a row. Little Medieval went to the kitchen every night to steal eggs and carry them back to her room to hatch. Master, this child needs education."

You said why I had such a living treasure around me! Although I had known before that this stupid bird had a bad brain, I really didn't expect that she could go out to steal eggs and hatch them in the kitchen. What would she do if she had this creativity?

I glanced speechlessly at the little crow who had already twisted restlessly, trying to ignore the girl's cute murder plot, and my eyes fell on Xiaoxue: "What about this one? What's wrong with her?"

Lin Xue covered her face: "Guess how did the silly bird know that the chickens can be hatched from the egg?"

Me: "..." At this time, I probably just have to hehe, right?

After all, it turns out that it is just two naughty kids doing something that makes people trouble. I don’t know how many times this kind of thing happens at home every day, which is a daily routine that our family is accustomed to. Although in many cases, they make my sister a headache, on the other hand, it is actually quite interesting: you can look at how much these crazy kids can make trouble with a normal mentality. Every time I develop this mentality, I can have the same sense of surprise in these naughty kids with a scientific discovery: the lower limit is constantly refreshed. In fact, I think the little crow steals eggs itself is nothing, although the amount of food she wasted was indeed a bit large. As a result, I just said this idea and was opposed by my sister: "It's not that simple, you'd better go to the little crow's room to take a look."

Intuition told me that this was definitely not a good thing, but driven by infinite curiosity, I couldn't help but go to the second floor to take a look. After pushing open the door of the little crow, the first thing that caught my eye was of course her unique bed: the little crow used the wooden sticks she collected everywhere and piled up her clothes and bedding, and she was still used to sleeping in the bird's nest. In this huge bird's nest, the people jumped... mini crows.

As soon as I pushed the door in, I was stunned by the scene in front of me, hundreds of... No, maybe more, it was like a group of super small Madiewen jumping around in the bird's nest in the middle of the house. There were also some little guys coming out of the chandeliers on the roof, cabinets in the corners of the wall and under the bed. Each of them looked the same, ten centimeters tall, wearing mini skirts, like Madiewen's equally reduced version, running around barefoot. These miniature versions of Madiewen have many like

I couldn't even walk well, almost two steps, some just crawled around on the ground, some of them looked a little smarter, and they chatted enthusiastically: they didn't know what to communicate. There were also some mini Madiewen's head even had egg shells on her head. What's more ridiculous is that she didn't master the strength when she broke out, and half of her body was still in the egg shell. I saw a pair of short legs running around below, looking like an egg-like body.

On the wall of the room, I also saw a pile of eggshells piled up together. Many mini-Mediewens were picking up eggshells from every corner of the room and throwing them on this eggshell mountain. The division of labor was clear and the cooperation was skillful, as if they had been professional training. But there was a mistake in their busy schedule. A mini-Medie with a large piece of eggshell on their heads happened to pass by, but was suddenly caught by their sisters and threw them at Eggshell Mountain. Then all the mini-Medie nearby were stirring up and rushed forward to rescue. Eggshell Mountain collapsed with a bang...

The door suddenly opened and a stranger broke in. Of course, it immediately attracted the attention of these little creatures. I was surrounded by these... little creatures that I don't know how to classify. They jumped around and gathered in a pile at my feet. The noisy sounds of chirping came to my face. I listened carefully... It was really chirping! They weren't talking, but the chirping sounds in their throats were the kind of chirping sounds that only chirping would make!

I have no idea how these ten centimeter-tall guys hatched from such a small eggshell... No, the key to the problem is not here!!

I almost jumped directly from the second floor and rushed to everyone in three or two steps: "Damn, what is the situation upstairs! What kind of creature are those little things!"

"So the situation is not just a bird stealing eggs..." Lilina sighed to the sky, then pointed to my shoulder, "Boss, one runs out."

"Jiji!" The chicks' cry also sounded on his shoulders as Lilina finished speaking. My eyes twitched and looked at the side. Then a small trumpet, ten centimeter tall, came into my eyes. This little creature, who had no idea what it was and didn't know how to classify it, knelt on my shoulder with his legs on his back, looking curiously at the huge head (my...) in front of him, with a small eggshell pressing on his head. After looking at me for a while, the little guy's head tilted and the eggshell fell.

Then she saw her turn into a bolt of lightning and coming to the ground, starting to run around looking for her eggshell.

Turning into a lightning bolt... Is it a natural talent for the master of elementals? What kind of things did the little crow create? This is it!

Just as I was stunned, I heard another chicks cry from the corner of the stairs. Everyone looked in the sound and saw a timid micro-Mediewen poking her head out of the handrail of the stairs. Behind her was the second and third...

"Jiji! Jiji! Jiji!" Almost instantly, the cries of such young birds came from all over the living room. Countless strange creatures with staggering steps and even eggshells on their heads emerged from all corners and began to run around, like a disaster. Opening my eyes, I was at my own home, closing my eyes and listening to the movement, but I felt like I was in a chicken farm. The room was in a mess and started to yell and chase the little creatures that were hiking everywhere. Lilina looked at me with a broken face: "Boss! Didn't you close the door just now?!"

"Uh, forgot." I shrugged and answered honestly. Three or four pocket McDonalds fell from the chandelier and smashed on myself, and then began to jump around on my shoulders and head. Dingdang came out of his chest pocket, holding two toothpicks in his hand to make a violent battle. He ultimatums for these invaders who were slightly smaller than her but large in number: "Go away! Let's go! This is Dingdang's home! You can't flip around, that's Dingdang's bedroom... that's Dingdang's kitchen... that's Dingdang's warehouse!"

Me: "..." Is this my clothes OK?

A jingle and three mysterious creatures were siegeing the city on my shoulders, fighting to protect my home and open up living space. More small creatures were chirping and fleeing everywhere. Behind them were trying to arrest these little guys. The theoretical real owner of this family, Shandora shouted and called Anwina to close all the doors and windows, and the elder sister loudly reminded everyone to be careful not to step on those little ones. Lin was ordered to stand on the coffee table without moving: she was too destructive, and Pandora and Visca were standing with her, because these two little ones tried to put colloid bombs on the large cabinet.

.The eyes were filled with people raising their horses and shouting, and the lively level was even more lively than the 9:30 in the morning. I reached out and grabbed a mini Madiewen flying past my eyes. The latter screamed in a chirping manner, and hit my thumb with his little fist. Finally, he lowered his head and bit it: Judging from the strength, his combat power should be worse than Dingdang. Lin Xue looked at all this in a daze and sad way, murmured to himself: "Bastard... We got up early and used it for an hour to catch them... It's okay for you, a lazy pig, to sleep with a big head, but the first thing he did when he woke up actually let them out!"

I smiled awkwardly, confusedly, and silly, but the eldest lady still kicked me decisively.

When everyone was rushing to catch the strange creatures, the little crow seemed to feel that he had nothing to do, so he stood up and walked towards the kitchen: she wanted to eat. Xiaoxue tiptoed to the stairs. But the actions of the two naughty children did not escape the eyes of Prophet Lin, who was looking like a torch. The eldest lady shouted: "Two little bastards over there! Stop for me!"

This was like a rampage. I began to think about whether I should stop dying today.

Nearly an hour passed, and the flooded micro-Mediewen was finally gathered together. Bingtis used the Holy Light barrier to make a large ceiling fence. Everyone threw the mystery creature he caught inside. The elder sister counted one by one next to him: "Two, four, six...oh, why is there one more?"

A green figure jumped hard among a group of mini-Mediewens who were crowding around and around: "Let the dingdong out! Let the dingdong out! 123 You stupid! 123 You fool! You are the ones! Dingdong will definitely bite you! Wow, what do you little guys want to do? Don't... don't lick it!"

I really didn't expect that Dingdang also found a sense of height superiority: although she was only less than two centimeters taller than those strange little creatures.

Bingtis opened a gap in the barrier of the Holy Light, letting Dingdang emerge from it, and then decisively switched the "cage" into a silent mode: the little thing was too loud, and then I pressed the little crow and Xiaoxue on the sofa again: "Okay, who will explain what's going on? Those things... Could it be the little crow..."

Before I could tell it, I felt that this was so curious that it was beyond words, because no matter what angle it looked like, those little things seemed to be hatched. In connection with the context, they were hatched after the crow stole the eggs. How many times would you have been angry at this time if there was a biologist in our family?

"What else can happen," sighed my sister, "you also know that the eggs bought from the market cannot hatch chicks."

I nodded, although I felt that the topic of my heart was moving towards the most curious direction, and I was determined without hesitation.

"But the little crow is a god. She hopes that something will hatch from the eggs," her sister pointed at the little girl who was hooking her head and playing with her fingers. "Now it seems that she has injected her own power into the eggs, and then she created her own cleft body. In the past week, she has stole a total of hundreds of kilograms of eggs and kept recharged them. Last night, all the cleft body broke out."

I was so amused and crying: "I'll go, why didn't anyone notice this...?"

Anwena rubbed her hands apologetically: "Master, it's all my negligence... I should have discovered that Xiao Mai Diwen has been acting strangely these days. And she has not allowed me to enter her room. I thought this child was just a normal play."

In a sense, what Anwena said is right. The little crow is really just playing, but her play has a big premise: this little girl is still under the name of the God of Crow. She is a god who has the power of a god, can produce symbolic effects and various information disturbances. What's more important is a god whose intelligence is basically equal to the Dingdang, whose common sense is basically equal to **, and whose self-control is comparable to that of a shallow one. It can be said that she is a master who combines the weirdness of our whole family. How can such a living treasure be able to bear the play of her?

"The question now is, how to deal with these little things? We have already discussed this matter in the morning," said the elder sister a lot today. "These cleavage bodies are not yet intelligent. Even if they have them, they are probably comparable to animals. But each of them has a small part of the power of a little crow. If they don't care, they might cause a lot of trouble under the instinct. But if they want to raise them... is this considered raising a group of small animals or a group of ancestors?"

I took a look at Dingdang. Based on my work experience, I was probably a group of ancestors.

"Speaking of this, I think this may be a good thing," Qianqian looked up at the sky since the beginning and didn't know what she was thinking. At this time, she suddenly spoke, "Ajun, do you think the Crow God God System is reproduced in this way?"

I:"……?"

Who will stop this destructor of the three views!

Qianqian expressed her opinion one by one with her fingers: "Look, there are four major gods in the Star Realm, each god has a main god and a group of ordinary gods below, but we only have one crow god, so this cannot be considered a god, right?"

"Don't tell me that the future Crow God system is hatched." I twitched at Qian Qian, and the light from the corner of my eyes fell on the holy light cage made by Bingtis. Countless mini-Mediwens seemed anxious because they were locked up, squeezing around inside, and even folded into human ladders. Obviously, it was not a solution to lock these little guys up like this. Well, it seems that not all mini-Mediwens were running around in panic. Among the group of small creatures, there was a group of guys who seemed to be busy organizing something. I stood up curiously and looked at it, and was shocked:

"Go to the basement! They're digging holes!

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