Chapter 666 Various tragedies(1/2)
I don't know who is the coordinator of this sprint race, but what is certain is that the careless Misaka will really be regarded as a god by her sisters this time.
The biggest upset in history, General Viska, who has tens of millions of horsepower and thousands of weapons, whose left eye can destroy stars and whose right eye can destroy the world, and whose small mouth can shout like 2012, lost to a bunch of ordinary people in a long-distance race...
The reason is: She is not as high as the finish line.
This is so joyful.
When Shandora, who sensed that something was wrong and quickly teleported to the arena, took our dumb cat-eyed girl back, the girl didn't seem to react yet, her eyes were staring blankly ahead, until I reached out and pinched
After pinching the little girl's face, Viska turned her head and glanced here numbly.
"Well……"
The little girl's blood-red cat eyes quickly filled with water, and the next second, she cried loudly: "Wow...brother..."
This scene is really heart-breaking for those who hear it, and tears for those who hear it. I estimate that today, Viska's resentment towards his height will reach an unprecedented level: at least he must be tall enough to reach the finish line, right?
The little girl who expresses her emotions more easily than her three-no sister is still crying - of course, this is because she is with us. If Sandora didn't pick her up in time just now, I'm afraid Huesca won't be the one now.
Instead of crying, bombs were thrown all over the field and bombs exploded in the space. At the same time, the field was still silent. The curious scene just now challenged everyone's laughter, but everyone was interested in this little guy participating in the competition.
I have heard about the horror, but the result is that when I look around, tens of thousands of people in the playground are almost suffering from tonsillitis.
"Ahem, there's no need to worry," Sandora took the initiative to stand up, and her Queen's majestic voice resounded throughout the venue, but everyone could hear the weird tone in her voice, "My sister needs some time to adjust her mood.
, the game continues.”
"What's that, Huesca, it's nothing." Seeing that order was gradually restored on the field, I began to try to comfort Yimi Er, who was feeling sad in various ways, while stroking the latter's hair and giving me good words. "
In fact, you were the first to reach the finish line, but the rules... ahem, height and all, actually I quite like Huesca who is 1.2 meters tall."
"That's right," Qian Qian next to her also had the consciousness of being an older sister, and quickly followed her advice, "Don't worry about it, you have been here like this for tens of thousands of years anyway..."
Everyone: "..."
Viska whimpered and cried even harder.
This stupid girl doesn’t open or lift any pot! Is there anyone who is so open-minded as you?
"I always feel like we are such a happy family," Bingtis looked at our entire interaction with an expressive expression. She didn't know whether her tone was teasing or a little envious, but with the character of this female gangster, I'm afraid.
There must be more elements to add to the confusion, "No, isn't there a guy next to you who is only 1.1 meter tall? You haven't grown taller in your whole life, and this little girl has already been this tall in two lifetimes."
Viska immediately raised his head and met Lilina's eyes, who was eating potato chips, and then suddenly broke into tears and smiled: "Win!"
Lilina had potato chips stuffed in her mouth and almost choked on the spot. After coughing for a while, the Priestess looked around at everyone with a collapsed face: "I'm going to go! I was shot even while I was lying down?"
For the sake of world peace, you should be a target!
At this moment, there was a sudden sound of light footsteps behind him, and then Pandora's voice came over: "Brother."
I turned my head and saw Pandora's big gray eyes looking at Huesca. I wonder if it was an illusion, but there seemed to be a flash of sympathy in those originally emotionless eyes.
"A little unexpected, ha." I scratched the back of my head and lifted Viska from my legs to the ground, "Two people and three legs, right? What kind of lot did you draw?"
I just learned about the rules of drawing lots for two people and three legs with Misaka who was passing by nearby. In fact, it is a deformed version of the ordinary two people and three legs. Of course, there is a difference between the two. In this event, there is no fixed combination of players. You
You need to draw lots and choose your partner from the players of the same camp on the field according to the restrictions on the note. In this way, the newly formed combination naturally cannot have practiced cooperation in advance.
Everyone knows how difficult a three-legged event that requires coordination is: When I was in the fifth grade of elementary school, Qian Qian suffered a muscle strain like this. As soon as the starting gun went off, the energetic girl rushed out at the speed of a 100-meter sprint.
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Shaking my head, I tried to throw some painful memories to the horizon, and then looked at Pandora curiously. Her project was about to start. She should have just finished the lottery and was looking for a partner, but it seemed that the rules stipulated that only
Can you find a partner among the players of the same camp in the arena? Why is this girl in the audience?
"Can't compare."
Pandora said three words concisely and concisely, and then sat down next to Viska with a straight face, leaving Sandora and I looking at each other.
Two minutes later, I finally realized something:
Pandora's height is the same as the waist of most people in the competition, and even the same height as the legs of other players.
If the two of them had three legs, Pandora would have to be tied to someone else's lap...
After I figured this out, I was sweating profusely, and Sandora next to me also showed a look of realization: I quickly covered her mouth.
Certain words will lead to 2012. But having said that, Pandora just returned to the rest area with a straight face instead of simply throwing two quantum bombs on the field. I should praise my sister for finally learning to use her head to command her muscles.
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"Fortunately, we are all our own people here," my sister sighed leisurely, "We have avoided the end of the world."
In the first school festival sports competition of the Military Academy, the twin sisters still failed miserably in the second event. What was even more tragic than Viska who ran directly under the finish line was that Pandora was eliminated without even being qualified to compete.
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After lamenting the assumption that the world was lucky enough to survive, my sister glanced at the crowded stadium: "I didn't expect Pandora to be so unlucky... Well, it shouldn't be my fault, right?"
I glanced at my suspicious sister and shook my head firmly.
If my sister's curse is really leaked, will it be Pandora's sister's turn to be unlucky? The spearmen phalanx of the Avalon Legion of Heroes have already come back and forth from the Hall of Valor more than ten times: those hard-working children are now regarded by the Great Temple as
A living barometer used to predict good and bad luck.
The two projects failed consecutively, which caused not only Viska, who was full of interest from the beginning, but also Pandora to become a little more serious. At first, she was just dragged by her wayward sister to participate in such boring activities.
But now, he realizes that he is very likely to lose to a group of weak ordinary creatures under various unexpected circumstances. This situation makes our general very worried.
When my sister and I returned to our seats, the intermission time for the two little girls had ended, and they seemed to have just completed a serious discussion: the two of them carried an extremely rare aura of sharing the same hatred.
This is extremely rare for two little guys who spend three days and one dozen every five days.
"Is your next project going to be a borrowed object race?" I reached out and rubbed Pandora and Visca's little heads, "What plan have you discussed?"
I think the situation just now should not happen again in this competition: at least Misaka, who is responsible for organizing the competition, should have eliminated potential risks. At the very least, the finish line must be placed below a Pandora, right?
If this is not ruled out, the end of the world will really come.
"Brother, wait for us!"
Viska jumped up and yelled at me, and then, with everyone looking at each other in astonishment, he pulled his sister and ran towards the locker room not far away.
"What are they doing?"
My sister glanced curiously at the direction in which the two disappeared, and then cast doubtful eyes on the few people present just now.
"Who knows," Bingtis shrugged with a bored look, "I just muttered a few words mysteriously, not to mention this - Chen, I am so boring! Don't you think it's too boring for such a lively festival?
Isn’t it a pity that one or two enthusiastic people blocked the road and robbed it?”
Me: "...Are there such enthusiastic people in the world?!"
Bingtis's speechless character is really my biggest headache right now. Less than a day after she became honest, she felt so uncomfortable that she couldn't sit still. But the only good thing is that with Sandora here, we can
She can more or less tie down this goddess who gets into trouble at any time. Sandora knows Bingtis's weaknesses very well.
"Brother! We're ready!" A somewhat familiar voice with some kind of mixing effect sounded from afar, interrupting Bingtis and me about "Is highway robbery something that enthusiastic people like to hear about?"
During the heated discussion, I was stunned for a moment, and then looked up blankly.
Sure enough, a sweet, cute, tall and straight girl with long black hair was flying towards him in his sight, with the setting sun on her back and a smile like a flower.
The most ferocious existence in history, Pando Godzilla...
These two little girls, their resentment about height finally broke through their rationality, making them use their "normal height" to participate in this competition that has left them two painful memories even if they reveal the secret of the combination? And the combination
The clothes for the rest are all ready, and they must be placed in some carry-on space. Have these two girls been preparing for this day?
"Um, Arjun, who is this girl?"
My sister was obviously in a daze. She looked at the "tall girl" who ran towards me and rubbed her arms with a smile on her face, with a suspicious look on her face. Next to her, except for the thoughtful Sandora, basically everyone
All above are eyes of judgment.
Even Qian Qian started to grind her little tiger teeth.
"He is indeed a man who welcomes everyone."
Miss Tohsaka sighed, and then hugged Ilya, "Ilya, you see, your elder brother is such a salty uncle."
"Ooooooo, Elijah is so sad..."
Hey! Stop it, you two!
Fortunately, just when I was sweating on my forehead and didn't know where to start introducing this "tall girl", Shandora had already seen the clues, and with a relieved smile, our piercing-eyed Her Majesty the Queen smiled.
He said: "How come you two became one?"
The "strange" girl immediately showed an embarrassed look on her face - this was the expression dominated by Viska's personality - she wrung her hands together and muttered: "At least it's a little higher..."
Everyone: "..."
Poor Gaia next to her didn't say a few words at all, and now loading happened again.
The misunderstanding was easily solved. The new girl who appeared was naturally a brand-new creature after the high-level fusion of Pandora and Visca. My sister and the others looked at this girl who was a little introverted but with lively eyes in amazement, and they all said that Darwin was really weak.
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It's this girl's name that makes people can't help but spit blood on the screen: Pando Godzilla, this nonsense name was originally just given to "her" by me on a whim, and it made both Pandora and Huesca resentful at the time.
No, it turns out that the two little girls now seemed to take it seriously. When Bingtis curiously asked "her" name, the girl flatly said the name "Pandogozilla".
To be continued...