Chapter 50 The Seven Weapons
"If, I mean if..."
Tie Dan noodles have a vegetable color: "If someone said 'This is stable' before dawn, what will happen?"
Seeing that everyone praised the "Rule of Survival of Ghost Movies" for their reliable reason, he followed suit and joined in the fun. Unexpectedly, he stepped on the mine and said what he shouldn't have said the least.
I regret it too much, but I wouldn't have joined in the fun if I had known it.
"It won't happen, just like a soldier on the battlefield said, 'I'll go back to my hometown to get married after this battle'. It's a great burial. Eighteen years later, he will be a hero again."
Liao Wenjie comforted her kind words: "Don't panic, just say this to you. There will definitely be someone around you who will be buried with you. You won't be lonely on the road to the underworld."
After the words came, the iron gall instantly hated the dog and hated it. Within three meters, people were rarely visited.
...
The longest time is waiting.
In the security room, everyone sat in a circle around Lily, looking up at the clock on the wall from time to time, trembling with fear, and passing by seconds is like a year, and every moment is suffering.
The closer you get to twelve o'clock, the more solemn the atmosphere becomes.
When Lyon saw that the people were distorted and unstable, he was afraid that Captain Lu and others would be easily possessed by Mr. Li's ghost, so he hurriedly turned on the speaker and asked them to dance and relieve stress.
The seven security guards formed a team in pairs, hugging each other and playing tricks. They were the most courageous because no one was willing to form a team with him, so they could only hold a chair and pretend that they had a dance partner.
"Lyon, is this OK?"
Liao Wenjie leaned against the wall and asked Lyon who was squatting beside him: "I always feel that it is not safe enough. I am missing something. If one of them is possessed by Mr. Li, how should he force him out?"
"Ajie, nothing is absolute. No matter how good the plan is, it is not as fast as the change comes. You want to kill all the possibilities in the cradle. The idea is good, but it is not realistic at all."
Lyon's face was indifferent: "As for their possession by ghosts, it's simple. The axe in your hand is not a decoration. No matter who possesses you, everyone will surround you and beat you up. If you are a ghost, you won't be able to stand it."
People can't stand it either!
After hearing the simple and crude ghost-catching plan, Liao Wenjie complained in his heart and said bluntly: "If you are possessed by a ghost, I promise that my subordinates will not show mercy. The first move will be to remove your tools for crime."
"Xiudo, I have a magical power to protect my body. Can you hurt me?"
Lyon sneered: "Not to mention that ordinary ghosts possess my body is like seeking death. If you are succeeded, don't resist. Just lie down and wait for death, at least it's more comfortable."
"Sure enough, you are the most dangerous person here."
Liao Wenjie's eyes were vague, he looked around and found an iron chain under the table.
Don’t ask why there are iron chains in the security room. This is common sense in life. Iron chains and folding benches, tiles, water pipes, bottles, wine bottles, etc. are called seven weapons, and bicycle chains can also be replaced by bicycle chains.
It is a must-have item for home travel and street fighting.
Captain Lu and others maintain community security. It is normal for two iron chains in the office, and there are two bricks on the side to cushion the corners of the table!
"What are you doing... Why are you pestering me with chains... Hello, are I talking to you?"
"Nothing, just liven up the atmosphere."
"You can pester yourself!"
Bang!!
Just as the two of them were making noises, the twelve o'clock rang on time.
In an instant, the needle in the security room fell and Captain Lu and others were still in the spot. They were mentally sensible. They felt a cool air surge from the soles of their feet soared into the sky, and they felt goose bumps all over their body, and they shivered while holding their dance partner.
"What are you afraid of? Take a look at the girl and dance like a dance."
Lyon broke free from the iron chains on his body, woke Captain Lu, who was as quiet as a cicada, and shouted: "Remember what I said before, no matter what I see next, everything will be treated according to hallucinations. As long as the will is firm, the ghost cannot do anything to you."
"I, I get it, I... go to the bathroom."
Looking at the half of the face that was cut off from Lyon's nose, Captain Lu stuttered and turned toward the bathroom.
"Captain Lu, what is the first rule of survival in ghost movies?" Liao Wenjie raised his hand and pressed it on Captain Lu's shoulder, pulling him back to his original position.
"No, no matter what happens, you can't leave the team. Everyone must get together."
Captain Lu had a bitter face and was a little shy: "I don't want to do it either. If it's a small trumpet, it's a problem if it's a small trumpet, but I'm a big trumpet!"
"Hmph, what did you do before twelve o'clock?"
Liao Wenjie curled his lips and took out a spittoon from under the desk: "I've prepared everything for you, and I'll solve it on the spot. No one is allowed to go anywhere."
"No, Ajie, so many people... I'm so embarrassed!"
"Stop talking nonsense, is face important or life important?"
Liao Wenjie stuffed the spittoon into Captain Lu's arms: "Fast battle and decide quickly, today's situation is special, no one will laugh at you."
Unless you can't help it.
Thirty seconds later, a group of people sat cross-legged around Lily Lily. Captain Lu had a embarrassed face and a spittoon sat under his butt, which was obviously a little higher than the others.
Puff! Puff~~~
"Damn, it smells so smelly!"
"Captain Lu, you've had shit at noon!"
"Shut up, you guys, if you think it smells bad, close your eyes and imagine yourself eating durian again."
Captain Lu blushed with shame, and there was a vague pleasure that was contrary to common sense, which was very taboo and exciting.
"How is it possible that durian won't fart."
"Then you just imagine that when you eat durian, the iron gall is farting!"
“…”
Because of the smelly atmosphere, everyone complained repeatedly, and the terrifying emotions faded three points.
At this moment, the gentle dance music suddenly became particularly terrifying. Unplugged the power supply and still played in a loop. It couldn't be turned off no matter how hard it was turned off.
Lily responds in time, and the calyx rotates slowly, and the speed is getting faster and faster.
"Lyon, what's going on?"
Liao Wenjie looked at it for a while and couldn't help but sweat for Lily. If he turned around, he should take off.
"Lily told me that Mr. Li's ghost is nearby, but don't be afraid. You just did a good job and he couldn't find the target."
Lyon first talked to himself at Lily, then clapped his hands to confirm: "Captain Lu, continue, get rid of the ghost outside, you will be the most credit tonight."
"No, this can drive away ghosts..."
Captain Lu murmured, squatted on the spittoon and began to exert force. He was so blushed that his face turned thick and his neck was thick, but his fart was too big and there was no movement.
"No, I don't feel it anymore."
Captain Lu gave up helplessly and said to the side: "Iron Chan, you will come here. Whenever you ask you to patrol, you will run to the toilet. If you don't fill the spittoon today, let's see how I will deal with you."
"Captain, don't joke. This kind of thing is like love. It is about letting things go naturally and cannot be forced..."
Tie Dan shook his head repeatedly. Seeing that Captain Lu looked bad, he hurriedly got up and rummaged through the cabinets in the desk, and took out a thick stack of Liu Xuande: "I don't understand how to divert my attention, but I still have a way to concentrate and forget my fear."
As he said that, the Iron Danger sent Liu Xuande around, and he still had three books.
"Tsk tsk, it's really a world of decline."
Lyon held Liu Xuande and looked at it with relish while criticizing the society.
"It's really unbearable."
Liao Wenjie did not raise his head and agreed.
"I mean catching ghosts. Using this method to increase morale, it's really a world of decline. Where do you want to go?"
"I'm talking about catching ghosts. This scene is unsightly. Where do you want to go!"
“…”
Everyone was focused and focused, and only read the books of sages. Lily's rapid rotation gradually slowed down. Finally, the calyx pointed to the top of the building and shifted down little by little.
“???”
Liao Wenjie looked at the lily pointing at him in shock. He had the [Clean Heaven and Earth Mantra] and could not be possessed by ghosts.
Then there are only two possibilities: either the lily is dizzy or...
Liao Wenjie and Lyon looked at each other, and at the same time turned around and looked at the closed security room door. The cool air was poured into the crack of the door, and the evil ghost was outside the door.
Chapter completed!