Chapter 712: Teach the Emperor to Pick Up Girls
"Yes, General Jiang, I heard you are very good at this..." Zhengde thought about it and turned to Jiang Bin again.
"That..." Scar's face scratched his head. His expertise was special. He was mainly good at dating women. He was mainly good at the second half. Zhengde asked obviously the first half, so he was worried.
However, under Zhengde's stare, he had to use his brain. This girl was a bit like Ling'er back then. How did Brother Xie and Ling'er get together? Well, there was a way. He slapped his thigh and had an idea: "Your Majesty, if you want a woman to fall in love with you, you have to show your heroism..."
"How do you show it?" Seeing his confidence in his words, Zhengde became a little interested.
"Heroes save beauty!" Jiang Bin said seriously.
"But General Jiang, how do you know when Miss Liu will be in danger? Could it be that Master Long Sui has been waiting here for a fool?" The third master himself couldn't come up with his own advice, but he was unwilling to be taken first, so he jumped out again.
"If you have the conditions, you have to do it. If you don't have the conditions, you will create conditions. A few bad guys? This is not simple. Those guys under Xiaoqi are not a good way to come. Just find a few to let them play their true colors." Jiang Bin waved his hand and glanced at the third father-in-law disdainfully. He had no knowledge and didn't understand these tricks. You will be the life of a eunuch in your life.
"General Jiang, I heard that you don't like to follow the right path in women. I didn't believe it at first. Now it seems that you really like to do evil things. What I want is to impress Miss Liu with sincerity and let her see my charm. What is this bad idea you are talking about?" Zhengde also looked at Jiang Bin with disdain.
"Who is so polite to tell the emperor about this kind of thing. Is it wrong for the general to be wronged? Isn't that true?" Scar's face screamed and chaotic.
"That's not what it means, then what does it mean?" Zhengde asked back.
"Well," Jiang Bin squeaked: "It's not a special meaning, it's just a new trick I learned from those women in Japan, this...that... anyway, you will understand it in the future."
"General Wen, what do you think?" Jiang Bin, who left his nonsense, turned to gentleness again, compared to the uncontrollable two people in front. gentleness is still very stable.
"Your Majesty, this marriage is originally the matchmaker's order. Now the empress dowager is still in the capital, but the marquis and the emperor have the meaning of swornship, which is barely reasonable. As long as you go to the temple to ask about Miss Liu's life experience, this matter will be..."
The gentle method is indeed a normal one. People from aristocratic families have a strong regard for etiquette and law. In his opinion, such things should be handled according to the rules.
"Oh, forget it, you can't do it. You still have to rely on your brother at this time, brother, what do you think?"
"Well, what you said are actually feasible, but..." Xie Hong had long expected that this matter would probably fall on him, so when others offered suggestions, he was also thinking about this issue.
The third father-in-law's method is very real. It is obviously a good prescription for prescriptions for a delicious person. However, what the second brother wants to show is pure personal charm, and this method is worth discussing. Of course, the second brother is very rich. However, the money is also due to his emperor's identity, which is obviously inconsistent with his original intention.
Jiang Bin's idea is also good. In addition to his appearance and status, his muscles are also very important. With Jiang Bin's status in his previous life, maybe Zhengde used the same method at the beginning, so the allusion of playing with dragons and phoenixes was left behind.
A gentle method is just a good deal. If other methods don't work, it will be possible to propose marriage according to this model. At worst, you can just mention it in Zhu Shou's name. Zhu Shou is unique. No one can hold the position of general officer except him.
After Xie Hong finished his calculations, he smiled and said, "The best way is to do a multi-pronged approach."
"How to do multiple measures?" Zhengde was excited. It was great to have an omnipotent brother. From national affairs to personal problems, there are solutions.
Everyone is also very strange. Are you pleased women? In this era, there are only the above methods. The third eunuch's method is common in brothels and prostitutes; Jiang Bin's method is a wild path and is used by the wild people in the martial arts world; the gentle method is the most common right way.
These three methods are obviously incompatible, but the Marquis has developed a multi-pronged approach. Even the gentleness who disagrees with the least opinion on this is still intriguing. Who doesn’t like gossip?
"Come on, second brother, this is not a place to talk. I will tell you slowly on the way back..." Xie Hong pulled Zhengde out of the wooden tower and headed towards the camp.
"First of all, as General Wen said, the other party's family background and experience need to be asked. In addition, although you don't want Miss Liu to know your identity, if you cannot get the understanding from the temple, your pursuit will not be convenient to carry out."
After thinking all the way, when he arrived at the camp, Xie Hong began to fool him without waiting for Zhengde to urge him.
"Well, it makes sense, then let this matter be left to General Wen." Zhengde nodded.
"I obey the order." This is also considered a matchmaker for the emperor, so there is nothing unhappy about gentleness.
"In addition, it is necessary to cater to their preferences. However, if you use the purchased food to please others, the technical content is too low and you have no sincerity. So, you have to do it yourself, so that you can be sweet and complete."
In fact, Xie Hong himself has never pursued girls seriously. In this regard, he is not much better than Zhengde, but there is no way. Tang Bohu and Zhang Cai, who are the most suitable for ideas, are far away in the capital, so he has to drive the ducks to the shelves. Fortunately, there is a lot of information about this in later generations. Xie Hong has never eaten pork and has always seen pig runs, so his ideas are somewhat organized.
"It's okay to cook by yourself, but I can't cook." Zhengde was a little stunned. He was very good at eating, and he really never cooked.
In this era, a gentleman is required to stay away from the kitchen. When Xie Hong went to the kitchen, he was firmly opposed by the well-behaved Qing'er. The righteous destiny in the palace would never get the opportunity to exercise in this area.
Xie Hong waved his hand and said indifferently: "It doesn't matter, I can't learn it. I can teach you something simple and practical. Of course, the specific situation must be found out in detail."
"Well, it's okay, inquiring about information is the scout's job, so let it go to General Hou." Zhengde nodded.
"I will obey the order." The monkey's face was a little bitter. It seemed that the scout was not doing this, right? That was a nunnery, and he had to peek at the future empress... However, he thought again, there seemed to be a very suitable person in the army, well, that's what we do.
Chapter completed!