Chapter 8 Rainbow Farts
Han Wan returned to the house with an oil lamp. She passed by the small bedroom window and didn't hear the sound of two silly words. She thought that they must have fallen asleep. These two children were not only smart, but also worry-free.
As soon as he entered the bedroom, Han Wan was shocked.
The bedding pillows on the kang were scattered on the ground, what are the two on the kang? The two fat butts were slanted into the sky, the four arms were tangled together, and the two heads were lowered to the crotch, pressing each other against the back of their heads.
These two kids were fighting without saying a word, and they still had some real skills.
Han Wan walked over and pulled their backs to both sides hard, but failed to separate them. Another fat butt slapped them on the face, and the sound of slapping was particularly crisp, but the two postures still did not change.
She pushed them forward with great force, and her two bodies fell slanted on the kang, but she still twisted together and did not let go. Her two small faces were red and her facial features were extremely ferocious.
Han Wan had to go to the main hall to get chicken feather platters, thrust her two butts a few times before they separated, and sat on the kang and cried loudly. The sound was deafening, as if she was about to overturn the roof.
"Woo~Woo~Woo~"
"Ah~ah~ah~ah~"
Han Wan was a little confused about her niece in her previous life, and she really had to worry about her.
Han Wan was so angry that her head hurt. She shouted, "Don't cry, say, why do you have to fight?"
They closed their eyes and howled and kept kicking around with their four legs.
Han Guan shouted in a loud voice, "Don't cry, throw it away again."
The loud voice scared the two tigers and cried.
Erhu said, "Brother hit me first."
Dahu said, "Brother hit me first."
"I didn't hit you!"
"You're just hitting me!"
As he said that, the two carrot heads stood up again and wanted to start fighting.
Han Wan had never given birth to a child in her previous life and was not good at regulating conflicts between children. She held one in one hand and said, "Don't argue anymore. If your brother doesn't pay attention to hitting your brother, your brother should be more generous and can't hit your brother. Your brother should also respect your brother, and can't hit your brother..."
Her words were useless. The two tigers looked at each other like cross-eyed, trying to break free from Han Wan's claws and continue fighting.
Han Wan had to draw their attention away first and said, "One sleeps on the head of the kang and the other sleeps on the tail of the kang."
The capture of territory successfully attracted the attention of the two tigers. The second tiger jumped to the head of the kang, lying down, and was so proud that the big tiger wanted to squeeze people, but was shaken by Han Wan's eyes and had to lie down angrily.
Han Guan bent down and picked up the mattress and spread it. Then he picked up the thin quilt and pillow, leaning against the kang cabinet to think about his thoughts.
Dahu was so angry that he looked up and complained, "My brother wiped a thick snot on the door post of Mrs. Ji's house, which made Mrs. Ji's hand muffled."
Erhu was unhappy and said, "You also wrapped a bunch of dog shit with banana leaves and placed it in front of her house. Mrs. Ji went out and stepped on the shit and slid around."
Han Wan was disgusted.
Mrs. Ji’s stinky mouth is not cleaned up, but they are children, so they still need to be guided directly.
Han Wan frowned and said, "Pony Ji is just an unsavvy village woman. You are men. Don't be as knowledgeable as that kind of person. Swearing, shit, snot, it's not advisable."
"Old man Ding likes to scold people, damn X, fuck/hell..."
"Grandpa Chun also likes to scold people, get out of here and fuck him to death..."
Both boys sat up and learned to curse with a rough voice. These words were extremely inconsistent when they said them from Honghong's little mouth.
Han Wan hurriedly said, "Okay, they are old and have thorns, but you are still children and have lofty ideals. You can't scold people like this and insult them. Studying makes people wise, and you will send you to school in a few days."
The two tigers were happy when they heard that they went to school and said "Oh" together.
Erhu said, "Grandma Chun said that the money on her mother's hands should not be moved at will, and she should be kept for it and spent it slowly. She had to squeeze out money from the hands of Old Man Ding and Old Man Ding to chew and study. Those two old things... Oh, they are very tight and difficult to squeeze."
Dahu said again, "It's not easy to squeeze, you have to squeeze out. Squeeze out more. Let's buy two more pounds of pork belly and braised a large pot to satisfy your cravings." His mouth was filled with saliva, and his words were a little confused. After eating braised pork during the Chinese New Year, he almost forgot what it felt.
Erhu's eyes were wide open and he exaggeratedly, "A big pot of braised pork is so rich that it's so oily, so it's so uncomfortable to eat it." His nose was wrinkled, but a silver thread flowed out from the corner of his mouth.
Dahu said, "Our apricot tree bears fruit. Eating two apricots to relieve the greasiness."
Erhu knew it, "This is a way." He glanced at Han Wan and said, "If you have money, you will bring your mother two new clothes. My mother is handsome, and she will be more handsome when she wears new clothes."
Dahu said, "Well, I want to marry a beautiful wife to Uncle Shanzi..."
Han Wan hummed secretly, the old man Ding and his wife were really hateful. There was so much land at home, but the child was so greedy.
Erhu sat down next to Han Wan and said with a compliment, "Mom has changed, she has become powerful, her voice has become bigger, and she has become more beautiful."
Dahu also crawled over after hearing this, and looked at Han Wan up and down several times, praising, "Lying silkworm eyebrows, phoenix eyes, hanging nose, three strands... Oh, no, cherry mouth," his eyes passed over his chest without saying anything, and continued to praise, "William waist, jade legs. What has changed, my mother has always been so beautiful."
Fortunately, I didn't say three long beards, and my back was a bear.
These two kids have too many scenes, and Han Wan feels that she can't keep up.
Erhu corrected, "That's a play praising Guan Yu. A beautiful woman can't praise her like this, she should talk about her eyebrows and almond eyes."
Dahu was very stubborn, "But I think the lying silkworm eyebrows are beautiful in phoenix eyes."
He particularly admired and liked Guan Yu, and often pestered Grandpa Chun and Grandpa Feng to tell Guan Yu's stories.
Han Wan waited for them to admire them for more than a half-hour, blew a few words of rainbow farts, and then said, "Have you seen enough? If you saw enough, go to bed. It's very late."
"Oh, I've seen enough." The two boys agreed and lay down.
A snoring sounded after half a quarter of an hour.
The surroundings were silent, and Han Wan bowed and blew out the candle and leaned in front of the kang cabinet. The bright starlight shone through the window paper, making the hut hazy.
In most of the day, she had experienced two lives. Her previous life had passed, and she had to continue in this life...
She began to search for the memory of this body again.
I really remember it, it was mostly in the past five or six years, which was the matter after the original owner came to Sanyang Village.
After the original owner gave birth to a child, how did he spend the day with Madam Chun, Uncle Chun and Chunshan, and how did he find a way to squeeze money from the Ding couple for money. For this reason, Madam Chun often quarreled with Madam Ding and had fought.
But they controlled the shortcomings of the original owner. As long as they said that Mrs. Han asked them to save, Mrs. Han was so angry that she vomited blood by the original owner. The Han family’s daughter was not easy to get married because of her reputation. Now the Han family is a joke in the capital, etc. The original owner stopped and did not dare to make trouble again. The original owner stopped making trouble, and the Chun family would not dare to make trouble again.
Chapter completed!