211. The best way to offend a woman
There is a saying among the people, saying: People should die, and goods should be thrown.
The meaning is very clear, that is, people and things are afraid of comparison.
Of course, it wasn't as big as it should be thrown away. That was too exaggerated.
However, this statement only applies to a certain range, such as people of the same class and the same goods, so that they can be comparable.
When He Zijin received a set of pearl jewelry for the birthday ceremony from Master Chaoyun, she was a little confused. Her first reaction was to compare her grandmother's sting and snatch a small golden ring for the birthday ceremony. Master Chaoyun took action to make a set of pearl jewelry, which was too refreshing! It was in sharp contrast to her grandmother! Then, He Zijin's reaction was that she was not very good.
He Zijin's life and two lives made her feel no special when she saw pearls, because in the era she lived, pearls were artificially bred, not a valuable item, and could buy them for 100 yuan or two strings. However, He Zijin quickly realized that this was not her past era. In this world, pearls could not be artificially bred, and these beads were all touched by the people of the pearls from rivers, lakes and seas. Not to mention a set of pearl jewelry, even small beads that are not very uniform, they are extremely expensive.
What's more, this is a set of pearl jewelry.
Bead flowers, pearl hairpins, pearl hairpins, necklaces, bracelets, everything is available.
Moreover, these beads are evenly rounded and round, which is definitely extraordinary.
Moreover, these are not white pearls, they are all pink and round beads.
He Zijin was not a ignorant person. At this moment, she converted the pearl jewelry into equivalent currency and was not very good. He Zijin looked at Taoist Chaoyun in disbelief and asked, "Master, is this for me?"
Taoist Priest Chaoyun still looked as calm as the wind, nodded, "Well, the dragon raised his head, aren't you this day's birthday? It's a festival that I can't forget."
He Zijin was a little afraid to accept it and asked, "Master, is it too expensive?" He looked at Master Chaoyun up and down. Although Master Chaoyun was not like a person without money, he was just that pearls were the thing that needed the most maintenance. There is an idiom saying that people are old and yellow, which means that pearls are prone to yellowing over time. Like the box of pearl jewelry in front of He Zijin, it is obvious that the box of pearl jewelry in front of He Zijin is new. Master Chaoyun is idle every day, but he doesn't look like someone who will specially create jewelry for her birthday. Last year, she dared to accept it, mainly because the jade was mutton fat jade, in this era, jade was not a special thing, and it was a small piece, so it was collected. Such a set of pearl jewelry is different. Isn't it just to think that Master Yu Chaoyun gave her a small box of gold?
Master Chaoyun said half a beat, "It's not what I prepared, just keep it."
He Zijin is very clever, "So someone wants to please the master." He laughed, "Then I'm not polite." Master Chaoyun is a person that is difficult to please, at least in He Zijin's opinion. Master Chaoyun is not short of food and drink, and his life is exquisite, but he is not extravagant. Master Chaoyun has been in Furong Mountain for many years, and there are too few things that can impress him. It is better to settle for the second best and please the people around Master Chaoyun. He Zijin is purely a bonus.
Taoist Chaoyun is speechless whenever he looks like He Zijin's greedy for money. He Zijin himself is very willful and can maintain rationality when he sees wealth, but he is also very greedy for money. When he sees good things, he smiles happily, his eyes shining, and he is not reserved at all. Taoist Chaoyun was about to express his opinion, but He Zijin said to him, "Master, let's accept things. If someone asks you for anything difficult, don't respond to anything." Then, He Zijin explained his behavior, "This is not our ruthlessness, it is mainly to prove that we cannot be defeated by wealth."
Wen Dao laughed and bent over, his hand holding the tea fruit did not tremble at all. He put the tea fruit on it, knowing, "Oh, I only now know where the junior sister has the style of an ancient gentleman."
"It can be seen that you didn't understand my extraordinary things at first." He Zijin said shamelessly.
Taoist Master Chaoyun couldn't help laughing, "Just don't worry." Look, she could see that this was not something that was not obtained for nothing.
He Zijin responded happily. Today, she was wearing a new pink dress, like a budding apricot blossom on the branch, her eyes were always bright, and even when she looked greedy for money, she was liked. After getting new jewelry, He Zijin told Taoist Chaoyun that she wanted to ask Taoist Chaoyun to make a pass. Taoist Chaoyun said, "Oh, A Nian took the exam for scholar this year."
He Zijin smiled with his eyebrows and eyes. Taoist Chaoyun knew her intentions and was rewarded with fifty taels of silver after passing the exam.
Oh my God, Master Chaoyun rubbed his forehead, why did he accept such a wealthy female disciple?
Taoist Chaoyun promised to make a name for A Nian. When spring is warm, He Zijin went to the yard to help Taoist Chaoyun clean up the flowers and trees. Taoist Chaoyun himself didn't clean up the flowers and trees. Even if Taoist Chaoyun didn't clean up, there were still little Taoist priests from Chaoyun Temple, such as Wendao and Listen to the Dharma. However, He Zijin firmly believed that there was no more outstanding aesthetic in the world than him. Not to mention the flowers and trees in Taoist Chaoyun's courtyard, sometimes she would give her opinions tactfully in the arrangement of Taoist Chaoyun's room. For example, the placement in the Eight Treasure Pavilion, this bottle and that jar should be changed. As for where the good looks are after changing, it is impossible to see the good looks after hearing Taoist and Listen to the Dharma, and Taoist Chaoyun himself couldn't see it. But He Zijin insisted that it looks good, Taoist Chaoyun is not a very persistent person, so she would follow her.
While pruning flowers and trees, He Zijin also taught some aesthetics of the story, "In fact, it is the most beautiful for these flowers and plants to grow naturally. However, it is born in the courtyard and has lost its nature, so it cannot be allowed to grow as it is. Otherwise, if it is as it is, the courtyard will become a pasture."
Wen Dao muttered, "The junior sister cut this flower so neatly. Just like this bushes to welcome the spring, don't cut it baldly."
"Am I cutting it bald? You don't even look at it. The flowers are going to cover most of the yard, and you don't know how to repair them." He Zijin of course was a bit exaggerated, but Taoist Chaoyun was really lazy and was really lazy. Not to mention the flowers and trees in the yard, even the potted plants in Taoist Chaoyun's room were very casual. It was really just casual. As long as the wasteland did not grow, Taoist Chaoyun would be willing to grow wildly. But if He Zijin helped to trim, Taoist Chaoyun would have no objection.
Taoist Chaoyun sat on the stone pier in the courtyard, held a cup of fragrant tea under the sycamore tree and asked, "Is it true that the flowers and trees in the mountains are more happy, or the flowers and trees in the courtyard are more happy?"
He Zijin thought that Taoist Chaoyun was born in her past, and she had no money for Zhongshu. So He Zijin came up with a standard answer and said, "The flowers and trees in the mountains envy the flowers and trees in the courtyard, and the trees in the courtyard envy the mountains and fields."
Taoist Master Chaoyun was stunned, then shook his head and smiled. He Zijin had limited talent, but this nonsense was really a matter of talking about it for three days and three nights. Sometimes, Taoist Master Chaoyun thought that He Zijin had a wrong age. If this girl was born in the Wei and Jin Dynasties, she would definitely be a good player in Xuan Tan.
The master and apprentice complained to each other, and He Zijin packed up the cut branches, dug a hole and buried them, and told Wen Dao, "I used to have a beautiful woman who liked to bury flowers like this."
Wen Dao smiled and said, "I don't want my junior sister to have the elegant pleasure of Dong Shi's imitation."
He Zijin glared at Wen Daohua, "I didn't believe it before, but now it seems that he is indeed a blind man. I am Dongshi? Go to the county to inquire, whoever sees me will praise me for being a beauty. If I am so beautiful, all women in the world are willing to be Dongshi!"
Wen Dao is just a joke, just a word He Zijin is ugly, He Zijin is like a cat with a cat with a blow-out tail. Wen Dao was about to make up for it, but He Zijin was a little calmer and criticized the entire male race, "Besides, what's wrong with Dongshi? Isn't it just ugly? Is ugly a sin? From this word, you can see the ignorant and short-skinned inner world of men! On weekdays, you are like a gentleman, saying that virtue is good and moral, and morality is the priority. You can invent Dongshi's imitation? In fact, men are not just mean to women, they are just as mean to men. Otherwise, where does the word "People come from?"
It turns out that it is not just him who is mean, but men are mean creatures. Wen Dao listened silently and wanted to ask He Zijin a question, "Let the Lord He Xiucai is a good person?" He Zijin continued, "Oh, Senior Brother Wen Dao, you only know that you have not even seen through your appearance when you speak. Everyone knows the love of beauty. You need to know that beauty also has different realms. You only see the beauty of color, so there are the theory of Dongshi imitating it. Just like this flower, you only see the beauty of flowers, and you can only say that you don't understand beauty."
After this call, He Zijin criticized Wen Dao from head to toe, from his eyes to his heart. Wen Dao didn't want to say anything. He apologized sincerely, "Junior sister, just forgive me, my blind brother."
He Zijin believed that he was broad-minded, so he said, "It is no big deal to know that he can correct his mistakes. The senior brother usually guards his master, and those who are close to Zhu are red, so there is still some savings."
Wen Dao wiped the sweat from his forehead, thinking that He Zijin was careless on weekdays, and it turned out that he was so concerned about others saying that she was not a beauty. I was so damn, but he only believed that He Zijin was really a woman.
He smiled at Taoist Master Yun, "Zi Jin, don't hear Taoist jokes. There are very few people in the world who are as beautiful as you and have a beautiful heart."
With just such a false praise, He Zijin was already happy and said humbly, "It's okay, it's okay." He no longer cared about the fact that Wen Dao said about her Dongshi first.
Wen Dao: He knows how the tyrant kings came from ancient times.
At noon, He Zijin and Taoist Master Chaoyun said while eating together, "Men also ask women to be moral, craftsmen, and female chefs. When they come to men, they are gentlemen far away from the kitchen. I think men are very willing to arrange for themselves and arrange good things for themselves, but they can't do it well. Alas, in this world, how many good men are like masters or my father?"
Master Chaoyun glanced at Wen Dao, who was serving by the side without a trace: You have offended someone fiercely.
He Zijin took a sip of the soup and said, "There is still unfair things. When a man dies, his wife remarries the strings a year later, and no one says anything at all. It seems natural. If a man is willing to keep his pride for a woman, he will be more affectionate and loyal, just like a saint. If a woman wants to die and her husband remarry, then the gossip is higher than the mountain. The master said, is this fair?"
“Unfair and unfair.”
"Further." He Zijin put down the spoon and continued, "In this world, there is nothing that a man does that women cannot do. Most women do things that men do. Men do not have the ability to do. I really don't know where men respect men? Where women are humble? Rather than saying men respect men, power is inferior to women, it is better to say that power is inferior to men. Before the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors, women ruled men. Therefore, the surname of the surname is inferior to women, which means that the surname comes from women. However, since the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors, women's authority has fallen behind and loses power and becomes humble."
Wen Dao was so worried that he asked He Zijin, "Where did the junior sister learn these insights?"
"If you want to learn these things, you can know if you have a brain to think about them."
Wen Dao, who was ridiculed and had no brains, was simply begging, "Junior sister, you just think about the sake of both me and my master, shut up." What are you talking about? It's really, it's just over the Chinese New Year and I'm not picking on you.
He Zijin said, "It has nothing to do with whether it is a man or a woman, it mainly depends on whether you have a mind or not."
Wen Dao: Yes, don’t let her talk nonsense, and she is still losing her mind.
In short, just because of a joke that He Zijin is Dongshi, Wen Dao received four no comments from He Zijin about him such as "no wisdom", "no mind", "no insight" and "no vision".
So Wen Dao finally summarized the best way to offend a woman: it is enough to criticize her appearance.
Chapter completed!