Chapter 15 Ghosts from other worlds see sorrow
The development of history shows that the public often has misunderstandings about many things.
For example, they would think that "technological inventions" are far away from the lives of ordinary people, and those famous inventors are also unattainable so-called "geniuses".
But in fact, it is not difficult to create an invention, and it does not even require a profound academic level - a large part of the "inventions and creations" in this world actually come from the recombination of common objects.
For example, the combination of hooks and sticks forms a "clothes rack", and the combination of wheels and wooden boards forms a "board cart";
For example, the combination of clothes hangers and ropes forms a "multi-layer clothes hanger", and the combination of wooden carts and horses forms a "wagon";
For example, the combination of hemp rope and rooster forms...
...A hemp rope tied with a rooster.
——Lawrence looked at Xiahou Yan foolishly and pulled the rope up and picked up the dead rooster from the ground.
A fat, round-faced rooster with a rope tied to it;
The rope was carried in the hand of the Lord;
For a moment, Lawrence felt that the Lord was carrying a "rooster meteor hammer".
Xiahou Yan stretched the rope and weighed the weight, then swung his arms round, and threw the "rooster meteor hammer" a few times in the air like a real meteor hammer. After confirming that the rope was strong enough, he showed a satisfied expression.
"This is the legendary 'zombie hunting artifact'!" Xiahou Yan pinched the neck of the dead rooster and held the poor rope-tied bird in front of Lawrence.
Lawrence and the dead cock stared at each other.
He felt that at least two of him, Lord Lord and this rooster had problems with their spirits.
"So..." the middle-aged guard confirmed with difficulty, "You want to 'fish' the zombie with this rooster?"
"You are right!" Xiahou Yan was very satisfied with his subordinate's understanding ability. "As far as I know, zombies have great hobbies about fresh flesh and blood, right?"
Lawrence nodded foolishly.
As "fresh flesh and blood", he had already experienced this personally before his death.
"This rooster has just died, and it must be of great appeal to zombies!" Xiahou Yan whispered excitedly, "And this rooster is just the same size, just enough for one zombie to eat! So, as long as we throw it over and wait for some unlucky zombie to bite the rooster, we will pull the rope back, and we will be able to 'fish' the zombie back?"
Lawrence blinked.
His first feeling was that the Lord Lord’s plan seemed to be fine;
But why did the whole thing "fishing for zombies" bring him a strong sense of absurdity?
Lawrence was still staring in a daze. The lord was already standing straight with a cock, meteor hammer, and kicked the guard's ass:
"I brought you here for no tourist - hurry up and prepare your sword. I caught a zombie and you knocked it out with the back of the knife!"
Will zombies dizzy if they get knocked on the head?
——Lawrence wanted to ask this, but in the end, he obediently pulled out his sword from his waist, held the hilt with both hands, and made a nervous posture.
Xiahou Yan took a deep breath, took the dead rooster and took two steps forward, aiming at the tide of corpses under the hill.
He felt that this good show of "fishing for zombies" must have to be broadcast live outdoors on Earth in his previous life, so that the old men can enjoy it by shooting a few rockets.
However, it’s a pity that people are in another world and don’t have so many tricks to play with.
Xiahou Yan stood on the top of the hill, saw the position at the edge of the corpse tide at the foot of the mountain, lifted up the rooster meteor hammer, first swung it twice around him, and then gradually increased the force in his hand, turning the rooster meteor hammer into a circle of afterimages above his head;
Seeing the afterimage turning faster and faster, the lord shouted softly and loosened his hand. The dead rooster suddenly drew a graceful parabola in the air, and then fell to the ground like a nuclear warhead of a ballistic missile, just about two meters away from the nearest zombie.
Xiahou Yan grabbed the other end of the rope in his hand and looked nervously at the foot of the mountain.
Because the chicken is soft and the wild grass is everywhere nearby, the rooster's fall did not make much noise, and it only caused the two or three zombies to look up.
But soon, the aroma of fresh raw meat spread, and the two or three zombies had a noticeable commotion after smelling it: they began to crawl down, searching the ground beside them with their incomplete, half-rotten eyes and nostrils, as if they were trying to find out the source of the fragrance.
Under the nervous gaze of Xiahou Yan and Lawrence, a unlucky zombie finally fell into a trap: this was a dry and shabby zombie, whose clothes had almost rotted, revealing its skinny and dark green skin; the zombie chose the search direction very correctly, and it staggered towards the rooster on the ground little by little, finally pulling the distance close enough to allow it to find the target among the weeds!
The zombie growled and quickly rushed towards the dead cock on the ground, biting the chicken hard with its teeth!
Xiahou Yan tightened the rope in his hand without hesitation and pulled it back hard. So Lawrence, the guard of the Igor family, saw a scene that he would never forget for his life:
Lord Lord pulled the rope.
A dead rooster is tied to the rope.
The dead cock was bitten in the mouth by a zombie.
Then, as the lord tightened the rope hard, the dead cock took the zombie to the top of the hill - yes, the slope of the hill was not big, the zombie was actually dragged to the ground by the rope, and now the whole body was dragged on the ground, and a zombie-shaped track with weeds falling on the hillside was pressed out on the hillside.
However, Xiahou Yan and Lawrence both forgot one thing during their busy schedules.
A crucial thing.
——The strength of zombies is much greater than that of living people!
The zombie was dragged to the middle of the mountain, and the entire "corpse" was still in a state of confusion, but soon, it refused to passively move under the instinct: it still bit the dead rooster tightly, but suddenly stretched out its claws and inserted it into the ground!
The zombie and the cock in its mouth suddenly braked.
The laws of physics tell us that the effects of forces are mutual. At both ends of a rope, either I pull you or you pull me...
So, as the zombie shook his head back with the cock in his mouth, a tragic scene finally happened:
The lord, who was already thin and weak, only felt his hands tight. Before he could react, he had not had time to loosen the rope, he was dragged down the mountain by the zombie at the other end of the rope. After staggering for two steps, he was completely unstable, so he fell to the ground and rolled down the mountain with a "wheel"...
Lawrence, the guard beside him, was stunned:
He remembered that there seemed to be tens of thousands of zombies at the foot of the mountain...
Lawrence, who came to his senses, did not hesitate at all, and grabbed the sword and rolled and crawled after him. In desperation, the guards who were eager to rescue the lord did not even think about how much hope of surviving a living person could have after he was planted in a pile of zombies;
Therefore, he was able to witness the historic moment at close range:
The Lord slid to the feet of a zombie like a roller, and then he barely stopped.
The zombie lowered his head blankly and found the human at his feet;
Xiahou Yan raised his head and looked at the zombies above his head and swallowed;
Then, a trace of humanized panic suddenly appeared on the zombie's distorted ugly face;
Immediately afterwards, under Lawrence's incredible gaze, the zombie stared at the lord on the ground. She first staggered and took two steps back, then turned completely, and ran away like crazy without looking back...
Xiahou Yan felt from the bottom of his heart that something must have happened in the world he traveled through.
Chapter completed!