Meow~

Meow~

Meow Meow Meow~

Six kittens of different colors were lying on the wall of Xu Fei's house, lined up in a row.

Some of them shake their heads and buttocks, some squint their eyes and doze, some squint their stomachs, and some act cute and coquettish...very cute.

Among them, the light brown little cat in the lead is the most eye-catching.

It looks different from ordinary cats. It has thick body and white belly, and thick claws and thick hair.

A pair of triangular pointed ears have black tufts on their long hairs with drooping cheeks.

But the little black tail hanging on the butt is extremely short, like a fur ball.

If you are careful, you will find that this is not a cat, it is obviously a lynx! A national second-level protected animal! It is a beast that can beat wild wolves!

The little cat squatted beside the wall obediently, clumsyly stretched out its front paws to pedestrians to recruit "business".

Seeing this cute scene, the office workers passing by suddenly became very cute and deviated from their original route.

When the men walked by, they rubbed their hands and felt the soft touch in their palms. They continued to rush on their way with satisfaction.

Women often stop for a while, rub the cat's head, hold their claws, and give them some breakfast before leaving (the most are various kinds of stuffed cakes, sesame cakes, and grilled sausage parts in pancakes.)

Whenever someone suspects the breed of the little cat, Lao Li will yawn gently.

Then, the inexplicable head was gone, and the fact that it was a lynx was selectively ignored.

As 8:30, the crowds during the morning rush hour gradually became sparse.

"Mi~~"

Old Li stretched his body with his round belly, and felt a little sleepy after eating and drinking.

It turns out that it is the most comfortable to move when it is late at night~~~

He clawed at the five cats around him and summoned his disciples. Old Li put his claws on his hips and ordered:

"It's all gone, meow~ It's almost time to get these little guys from the two legs up. Meow~~"

""Meow Meow Meow~""

After the kittens responded a few times, they obediently scattered.

As wild cats, they feel very satisfied.

The first time I can eat so much when I wake up early, it’s better to follow the master.

Cats are different from dogs.

It was only after countless years of domestication that dogs became loyal friends of mankind.

In ancient times, cats took the initiative to come to human settlements and expressed their willingness to hang out with humans.

Because with the continuous improvement of agricultural levels, humans have accumulated more and more food.

Animals like mice start to survive near the barn, which is a huge temptation for cats.

So the cat's ancestors began to feed in groups near the human settlements.

Gradually, a long-term cooperative relationship was established between humans and cats, and this is what is called independent domestication.

Until today, just like killer whales, they have subconsciously defined humans as partners, an ancient memory engraved on genes.

Therefore, cats will never take the initiative to harm humans. Even if they suffer persecution from human cubs who are less than 1 in combat power, they will try their best tolerate it.

You should know that cats have reflex nerves that are about seven times that of adult humans, and the frequency of claws can be up to 10 seconds or ticks.

Although life-and-death battle is not a match for humans, if it is just a simple fight, it is difficult for ordinary people (without using tools) to gain advantage.

Although the five kittens became stray cats when they were born, they have adapted to living alone in the wild.

But whenever I see a domestic cat lying leisurely in a warm house eating canned fish through the transparent glass window, I still feel a little envious.

I hope that one day I will meet a poop shoveler who has a good impression of each other and end this kind of life of sleeping in the open.

It was not until recently that they were admitted as registered disciples by Lao Li, and they finally felt a sense of belonging.

However, this sense of belonging does not only come from the master.

But they figured it out that this old town is their home.

Friendly biped beasts living nearby can be considered their poop shovelers, although they do not help shovel.

(Author: I don’t have water, I don’t have water. The middle and late plots are useful to write the kittens’s inner thoughts.)

After the kittens walked away, Lao Li jumped onto the yard wall, touching the fluff on his chin with his front paws hesitated a little.

"Next, which little guy should wake up first? It's too troublesome to wake up all of them~"

Yesterday, the two-legged little kids were all drunk. Old Li used the method of falling asleep to let them have a good sleep.

During this period, Xu Fei and others have accumulated a lot of pressure, and they will inevitably feel sad.

This time I was drunk and made a mess, but Lao Li thought it was a good thing.

The lynx family's method of entering a dream is very magical. After obtaining the consent of the other party's "subconscious mind", they can easily enter deep sleep, allowing them to recuperate well in their body and mind.

However, this spell has a serious flaw.

People who are asleep will automatically restrain their external consciousness fluctuations until they are completely unprepared and it is difficult to wake up actively.

So, Lao Li had to take on the task of escorting temporarily.

After all, his behavior of making everyone stunned without the consent of the Earth Star Alliance.

If something happens to the princess in another world during this period, even if it is a mountain-protecting beast in Longhu Mountain, it will not be able to take advantage of it.

"Amitabha. Senior Li, the monk suggested that Donor Xu wake up first."

Monk Kewu sat cross-legged on the stone bench in the yard with respectful suggestions.

Yesterday, he was the only one who didn't drink alcohol. After finishing the skewers, he took a lot of effort to carry everyone back to Xu Fei's home.

Fortunately, fortunately, Fu Zhexing asked the other party’s mobile phone payment password when he was conscious, otherwise he would not be able to pay the account with his meager deposit.

I ate a skewer and beer for 9998 yuan. Even if the extraordinary people eat a lot, they are unheard of.

"Why do little bald donkey say that?"

Old Li jumped off the wall and landed directly on the monk's shoulder.

"That's because..."

Monk Kewu smiled embarrassedly and said, "My Buddha once said, leisurely, follow the heart, follow the nature, follow the circumstances, all conditioned dharmas are all the combination of causes and conditions. When the causes and conditions arise, the conditions are gone, and there is nothing else. It is nothing more than this."

brush.

A row of pointed claws popped up on the meat ball. Old Li narrowed his cat's eyes and patted the monk's shiny head with a smile.

"The little bald donkey talks to others~ Otherwise, I will scratch you eight hundred scars~~"

Monk Kewu immediately sat upright and quickly spoke: "Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful. I believe that cause is a phenomenon, condition is a condition, and the result of all things is formed by the connection between thousands of causes and conditions."

"Donor Xu and Donor Lei are willing to do things, and they are destined to be together. The only difference is just the word "cao", so I just do it casually to seek the cause and get the result."

"So I put them together?" Old Li glanced at each other.

"Donor Lei is worried about Donor Xu's safety, so naturally she can feel at ease when she is together."

Monk Kewu smiled on his face, which was completely for the other party.

"Why do you sleep in the same bed?"

Old Li curled his cat's mouth and felt that the little bald donkey was obviously malicious.

Still planting the cause and fruit? What kind of fruit do you want? Do you want?

"It's severe cold in winter and the beds are kept warm. I am afraid that the two donors will get cold, so I did this."

Monk Kewu stood up and explained while detouring the location near Leiyin's room behind the house. This place is more convenient for peeping.

Extraordinary people are more sensitive to fluctuations in consciousness, and sometimes physical observation methods are more hidden.

"Okay Meow~ How do you explain their weird poses?"

Lao Li was a little convinced. This little monk was really nonsense. It was not a pity that he was a disciple of the master. The two masters and apprentices had exactly the same temperament.

"This... the little monk wants to call it a physical art." Monk Kewu looked at the blue sky, and expressed his artistic feelings without blushing and his heart was not beating.

Old Li was speechless and didn't want to continue talking about this topic, and then asked:

"Why do other little guys stack together? They won't fight when they wake up?"

Mr. Kewu smiled without saying a word, that was just his interest.

Seeing this, Old Li silently raised the toe in the center on his front paws, his face full of contempt.
Chapter completed!