Chapter 68 Three men in one play
Zhou Dalang did not go to study. He didn't want to get started, but if Shui Daxi and Dashan were not there...
Zhou Dalang kept watching when the mountains and rivers were overjoyed.
The more I looked, the more surprised Zhou Dalang was. "How did you know so much? You had to feed her candy two days ago, and I thought she could eat meat now."
"I specialize in learning from people. I don't want to always make you laugh."
Zhou Dalang: "Don't you feel embarrassed?"
Shui Daxi: "That's right. Where can a man learn this?"
Dashan said while feeding Baoniu to drink goat milk: "When I was a child, my mother and lotus were chasing all over the village. As I ran, I ran away the idea of 'sorry'."
Zhou Dalang: “…”
Shui Daxi: "What do you mean is that your skin was refined by Lianhua and your mother for you?"
"Yeah." Dashan rubbed Baoniu's saliva. "Daughter, goat milk is better than rice soup?"
Baoniu: "Yeah." Children are prone to illness, and drinking some goat milk should increase their resistance.
"Drink more if you drink well. Come on, open your mouth."
Shui Daxi: "Dashan, I have always had a question to ask you, you are the same age as Lianhua, and you are a boy, why can't you beat Lianhua when you were a child?"
Zhou Dalang also wanted to know. He always felt that Dashan deliberately gave in to Lotus.
Dashan fed Baoniu again. "You don't understand this, right? I tell you, this fight not only focuses on strength, but also on momentum. Do you understand the momentum?"
Shui Daxi thought of his grandmother’s appearance when she quarreled with someone. But, “What kind of momentum can a little girl Lianhua have?”
"Why didn't it? When Lianhua's eyes changed when I was fighting, I knew I was going to lose."
"What you said is too mysterious, right?" Shui Daxi looked at Zhou Dalang. "Do you believe it?"
Zhou Dalang: "Faith!"
Baoniu: "Ahhhh..." I believe too! Those who dare to give birth to a child alone and successfully give birth to the child must be extremely strong in spirit! Spirit is sometimes more scary than force.
Shui Daxi: "Okay. You have read a lot of books. If you think Dashan is right, you should be right."
After a while, Baoniu was full.
Dashan poured the remaining goat's milk into his mouth.
Shui Daxi: "...Dashan, how old are you still drinking milk?"
"What should I do if I don't drink it? I'll pour it down? Besides, this is a good thing. Zhou Dalang, you really deserve some drink."
Baoniu: "Yeah." Reading is the most tiring thing in the world.
Dashan: "Look, Baoniu thinks I'm right."
Shui Daxi: "Stop talking about Baoniu, what do Baoniu know?"
Dashan picked Baoniu up from the kang. "My daughter knows everything, right? daughter."
Baoniu: "Yeah."
Shui was very happy: "..."
Zhou Dalang: "She is not your daughter, she is your fucking daughter."
"Okay, okay, good, good, my daughter." Dashan took out a little rooster with a rattan woven from his arms. "This is what my godfather woven for you. Do you like it?"
Baoniu grabbed the little rooster in her hand. "Ahhhh..." I like it! It doesn't matter whether the little rooster is fun or not, what is important is the godfather's intention.
Shui Daxi touched his nose. There was such a godfather, his real uncle, and his fake father was under a lot of pressure!
Zhou Dalang looked at Baoniu and Dashan. If he hadn't known that Shui Lianhua only regarded Dashan as a playmate, he would have thought that Baoniu was Dashan's daughter. "Dashan, when will your mother be relieved?"
"When I take the sheep back."
Zhou Dalang: "Are you going to live here for three months?"
"Well. You have to study hard behind closed doors. Brother Daxi cannot let others know that he is here. Only I can convey the message to you. Brother Daxi, Grandma Jin is going to buy a new ewe for your wife who has just given birth to a cub."
Shui was very happy: "Ah?!"
Dashan: "I will take Brother Erxi to buy it after dinner tomorrow morning."
Shui Daxi: "My wife is so old..."
Zhou Dalang: "Grandma Jin must have thought of you. Also, when your wife gives birth to Baoniu, Baoniu has to drink milk."
After eating and drinking, Baoniu began to feel sleepy.
Baoniu yawned a little.
After seeing this, Dashan immediately said, "Don't talk anymore, I'm sleepy when I fuck my daughter."
Shui Daxi: "..." We were quiet before you came. Dalang reads books, I read Baoniu, Baoniu plays with himself.
Zhou Dalang: "I'm so happy that you should go to wash the dishes."
"Wash it." Dashan gave Baoniu a happy gift. "Who can't wash dishes?"
In the evening, Zhou Dalang pointed to the stain on the bowl and looked at Dashan and asked, "Is this the dish you washed?"
Dashan: "Let's just use it. Come on, fuck my daughter, open your mouth."
Zhou Dalang: "Wait. Let me see if Baoniu's dishes are cleaned?"
"Of course I clean it up, don't believe me, please see."
Zhou Dalang looked at it and it was indeed very clean. "So you can wash dishes? I thought you didn't."
Dashan said while feeding Baoniu milk, "If the three big men are dirty, just be dirty."
Zhou Dalang: “…”
Shui Daxi: "I'll wash it in the future."
Dashan: "Okay. I'm fucking my daughter, thank you uncle for your godfather. No, you have to call your uncle in the future. Brother Daxi, Zhou Dalang, be careful when you talk to my godfather, don't say it wrong."
Shui Daxi: "Just say that now?"
Zhou Dalang: "He said it right. He wouldn't be wrong after saying this from the beginning."
Shui Daxi: "Okay."
After dinner, Shuida went to clean the pot and wash the dishes.
Zhou Dalang reads a book under the lamp.
Dashan is playing with Baoniu.
While playing, Dashan thought of a question. "Zhou Dalang, I have been here for so long, why didn't I cry at all? Did you beat her as soon as I fuck her daughter? Then she didn't dare to cry?"
"Beat her?! Daxi and I didn't even dare to speak loudly."
"Then why didn't she cry? I remember Lin Zi cried at any time when she was as old as hers."
"She doesn't like to cry."
"No way?!" Dashan looked at Baoniu and said, "Godfather told you that children who can cry have milk. When your mother beat me when she was a child, I had to run to my mother to cry. When she cried, my mother would beat me again. If my daughter was fucking, would you not cry? Otherwise, my godfather pinched you?"
Zhou Dalang put down his book and walked over to pick Baoniu up. "If you are really idle, I will teach you how to write."
Dashan: "Writing?!"
Baoniu clapped her face. This is a good idea!
Zhou Dalang: "Yes." If you didn't find something for him, you wouldn't know what would happen to him? "And there is also great joy. You two will learn together."
Daxi was just in time for him to come in. "What are you learning?"
Zhou Dalang: "Writing. Lianhua can write, and Lianhua will definitely teach Baoniu to write. One of you is Baoniu's father and the other is Baoniu's godfather. If Baoniu takes a word and asks you what you pronounced in this word? As a result, you don't know each other."
Zhou Dalang looked at Daxi and said, "Does Baoniu think: Why is my father so stupid?"
Then, Zhou Dalang looked at Dashan again. "Do you think you are not qualified to be his godfather?"
Shui Daxi: "..." Are the requirements for being a father so high now?
Dashan: "..." This problem is a bit serious.
Chapter completed!