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Chapter 206 The house of the melon eater collapsed

Juhua waved her hand, approached the skinny monkey, and said without hesitation: "Let me see who it is!"

Her fat and big hands forced the thin monkey's head off and turned him to face the crowd.

After seeing that face clearly, she roared like a pig being killed.

"Skinny monkey!"

The thin monkey said angrily: "You have recognized the wrong person."

Juhua roared: "Damn you! A sharp-mouthed monkey with cheeks, not a skinny monkey. I'll twist off my head and let you sit on it!"

When Xu Zhiming saw that Juhua knew Slender Monkey, he also took off the masks of the other two people.

Just by looking at the figures of the other two people, Juhua knew who they were.

"Goudan!"

“Sweet potato!”

When the last name was shouted, Ju Hua's final voice was so angry that it split.

Someone next to him glanced at Sweet Potato with disgust and said to Juhua: "Bah! It turns out to be your son! Juhua, please keep an eye on your son, and he will not be embarrassed if he runs away."

He's like this, who dares to marry into your family after he goes out, and he says you're still a matchmaker, how could your son do such a thing!

If it had been in ancient times, he would have been castrated long ago!"

Juhua was shaking with anger. Sweet Potato went to bed early last night. She went out early in the morning and didn't find that her son hadn't returned all night.

This time it really hit me, and my house collapsed.

The volume of the Hedong lion's roar was no joke. Juhua's words just now reached everyone's ears, and everyone knew who the three people were.

"Hahaha! It turns out to be the thin monkey, dog egg and sweet potato from Linjia Village!"

"Aunt Juhua ate melon on her own head! Sweet potato, your mother is going to kill you!"

"I filmed the whole process! Hahaha, it made me laugh so hard!"

"Post it to the group to make everyone laugh."

Some young people find it funny, but older people start cursing.

"Bah! It's these three second-rates again. They don't do anything serious every day and do shameless things every day."

"I heard that the three of them are part of some kind of gang. They are not people to be trifled with. It's better not to watch the fun. This will save them from holding grudges and worrying about your home in the future. They are not easy to mess with."

"Go back and tell your relatives and friends that you must never let your daughter marry these three people. They are all scum."

Listening to everyone's comments, Juhua was so angry that her heart was heaving violently, and her eyes were on fire when she looked at Sweet Potato.

Sweet Potato cried sadly and begged for help: "Mom, help me quickly! Someone took off our clothes and threw them into the woods over there."

Juhua gave him a hard look, gritted her teeth and said, "Just wait, I want you to look good when I get home!"

When she saw people around her taking pictures with their mobile phones, she stopped her angrily: "You're taking pictures! I've never seen anyone without clothes? Take more pictures, take more pictures? I'm not done with you!"

She warned everyone and went into the woods to find clothes for them.

"Oh, Aunt Juhua, don't run away! Untie our hands and feet first!"

When Shouhou and Goudan saw Juhua and ran to look for clothes, they glanced at Sweet Potato and were almost dying of anxiety.

His words caused everyone to burst into laughter again.

Xu Zhiming shook his head and said with a smile: "You young people are just playing hard. Stop messing around in the future, or you will almost go to the police."

After that, he went to untie the three people one by one.

"Thanks!"

After the three were untied, they covered their bodies and slipped into the forest in full view of everyone, looking for chrysanthemums and their clothes.

This incident quickly spread around the area, and many people posted high-definition photos and videos to their respective groups.

Everyone knows the hilarious moment when three naked pigs were tied to a tree, and when Chrysanthemum ate melons on its own head. Those Hedong lion roars were imitated for a while.

This fresh piece of news continued to gain popularity and was circulated around. People across the country saw it and viewed it as a funny video.

Many girls saw this video and scolded Shouhou and the others for being shameless hooligans.

Especially the girls in Maple Town said that they would never marry these three losers even to death.

In short, Slender Monkey and the other three have gained notoriety across the ocean.

Lin Tian immediately saw the video and photos, which were sent by Li Xiaobo.

Lin Tian didn't tell them what happened last night. He lay on the net bed in the fish pond forest and laughed like a goose.

The geese thought he was practicing goose language and responded to him one after another.

Lin Tian was even happier, looking towards the small garden not far away, with a hint of sadness in his eyes.

"Bai Ling, I wish you were here. When I laugh, you laugh louder than me."

The three thin monkeys hid at home for a few days. They felt that the limelight had subsided a little, and they got together again.

Sweet Potato has been having the worst time these days. He has done all the hard work at home and has not been able to go out.

If his mother wasn't going to be a matchmaker, he wouldn't have found a chance to sneak out.

Goudan was very puzzled.

"Brother Monkey, why haven't people from the Black Dragon Gang come to us recently? What are they thinking?

Logically speaking, if we failed in this mission, if Brother Long knew about it, he would definitely be angry and punish us. This thing is too weird."

The thin monkey also looked troubled.

"Who are you asking me to ask? I sent a message to Brother Lanyu, but he didn't even reply to me. If I don't take the job anymore, all the money will be spent."

Sweet Potato let out a long sigh.

"My mother said that if she catches me messing around outside again next time, she won't introduce my wife to me.

She also asked me to move bricks in Sanhe Village. I heard that the wages there were quite high, and I could earn my wife’s salary in just a few months of work.

When I get a job, she will look for a wife for me."

"You still want to find a wife? You haven't scared away enough women over the years!

Before the last incident has passed, no one will be willing to marry you. Unless you are very rich, super rich.

It's impossible to work part-time, so just hang out with us, the money will come quickly."

Hearing Goudan's instructions, Fanshu looked sad.

"Then we have to have live connections. The Black Dragon Gang won't pay attention to us."

Shouhou said: "Hey, it's not an option to continue like this. Let's go to the Black Dragon Gang. Anyway, it's boring to be idle at home. Maybe Brother Lanyu has something to do recently that I can't contact, so go ask.

"

The three of them came to the county town. The Black Dragon Gang had several shops on a street. One of the mahjong parlors was the headquarters of the Black Dragon Gang.

Before they walked in, they saw several people from the Black Dragon Gang at the door. The people from the Black Dragon Gang winked at each other, and then more people came out of the mahjong parlor.

They looked at the three thin monkeys, flexing their knuckles with evil smiles on their faces.

The thin monkey said weakly: "Brothers, I want to find Brother Lanyu."

He didn't get a response, so the group of people beat them up and threw them out like garbage without saying a word.

During the whole process, they didn't say a word. No matter how Skinny Monkey begged the three of them for mercy, they were indifferent.

The three skinny monkeys, with bruises on their noses and swollen faces, supported each other and left the mahjong parlor like bereft dogs.

The three of them were very depressed, and Monk Zhang Er was confused.

"What's going on? Why do they beat us up when they see us, and they don't even give us a reason! It seems that the Black Dragon Gang will never be able to go back in the future."

Goudan looked frustrated.

"Oh, what a bad luck! I finally found an organization to stay in. I made a lot of money last time and I feel pretty good. I didn't expect to be kicked out so quickly. It's really unlucky!"

"Damn, those people beat me really hard. Why don't we go have a late night snack? It's such a waste to come to the county town without having a late night snack or dancing or anything like that."
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