Chapter 144 Happiness and Crisis (Seeking Monthly Pass)(1/3)
For example, 90 pounds of rice or 90 pounds of beauty, which exercise can a man do without feeling tired?
Same thing...
If you reach the top of a 75° rock climbing climb, you will be rewarded with 100 yuan. If there is a charming child-faced Juru waiting for you at the top, which man can climb faster?
It doesn't matter whether you have money or not. Su Ran likes sports, rock climbing, and climbing through the windows of the Saint's house. It's boring to go through the front door, but it's exciting to go through the back door, right?
Xie Yinren was lying on the bed and seemed to hear movement outside the window.
"I'll go, right? Really climb through the window?"
I felt like I got out of bed, pushed open the window, propped myself up with a wooden stick, and lay beside the window, giggling in anger and amusement as I watched 'Spider-Man' Su Ran climb up very quickly.
"Hey, Mr. Su, is this really okay?"
"I'm just curious. Mr. Su, you have no athletic talent. You will be exhausted after exercising for a while and need a massage. How can you do such extreme sports as rock climbing? You just..."
As soon as she said this, Su Ran climbed up, jumped out of the window, put her arms around Xie Yinren's soft waist inside the window, and pulled her, she let out a light "ah", and her body was pulled close to the window panel by the force.
Go up, "It hurts~" and glared complainingly.
Phew~
"Just what?"
Su Ran took a few deep breaths, and the smell of alcohol blew onto Xie Yinren's pretty face, which turned slightly red. She bit her lips, her eyelashes flapped their wings like butterflies in the night sky, and her tender eyes were filled with a hint of shyness.
, the tone also changed from the joking just now to a soft whisper.
"Did you really climb up?"
She stretched out her hands and hugged Su Ran's waist to prevent him from being thrown to death for "stealing jade and fragrance", her tone was sweet.
"I called you several times just now to ask you to come back, but you still attacked me. You attack me every time you come."
"Have it?"
"Yeah...yes."
Xie Yin nodded as if he were "weak and helpless", and pitifully detailed Su Ran's "abominable crime".
"Last time you were playing with a handheld device, I turned over you, and Pikachu's ears blocked your view. You were very impatient and yelled at me. You even made me cry and didn't comfort me."
"It's the same this time. You were afraid of the cold, so I came back to warm your bed. When the bed became warm, I asked you to come back and sleep. You were so mean to me, and I almost cried because of you just now."
Su Ran freed up a hand and gently stroked Xie Yinren's childish face. It must have been because of the drink. Su Ran found her particularly cute, and she was so cute that she needed to be spurred and make her cry.
Especially with the blessing of the noble status of the saint, I want to make her cry even more. What kind of weird XP does a man have?
but…
A soft girl is complaining like this. I can't make her cry anymore. I should comfort her properly.
"Okay, I promise you, I will never hurt you again."
"I don't believe you. You said the same thing last time."
Her voice became quieter and quieter, like a mosquito bite.
Pa~
Su Ran slapped her on her buttocks, and she yelled, "Why are you hitting me? I'm not wrong, you're already like that, and you're still hitting me."
"I've already told you that I won't be cruel to you anymore, but you're still giggling. Do you believe I'll take off your pants tonight, spank you properly, and teach you a lesson?"
"you……"
"What am I?"
Xie Yin's eyes looked at Su Ran's macho expression, and he didn't dare to speak. He was overwhelmed by this manly spirit. He had to be obedient, otherwise he would really get spanked.
Uh... women still like to be controlled by men.
"What do you want me to ask you?"
Su Ran wanted to slap her again.
"No hitting."
She hugged Su Ran tightly outside the window, got into her arms, stuck her head out like a kitten in need of protection, looked at the 'master', and said softly: "Don't spank me, it hurts."
Oh... Xie Yinren remembered that he forgot to write down the most important item in [Su Ran Qi Pa XP], item 4: I like spanking.
Yes, I don’t know if she is from Xie Yin, but the other three have also been beaten.
The first person to be spanked was Ayina, who fell into Liu Jinyu's arms crying, "Su Ran spanked her, oooooooo~"
Therefore, they all feel that Su Ran, who looks like a gentle man, is actually a bit more gentle.
But... women don't feel disgusted in their hearts. It's too serious and boring, and it's too disgusting and disgusting. Su Ran is just right.
Of course, Su Ran didn't dare to slap Shan Weizi on the butt. If he didn't succeed, he would draw his sword and chase her.
"Su Ran, if you climb through my window, aren't you afraid that the people in the village will find out and burn you and me to death?"
"If I were afraid, I wouldn't come to your place. What do these old feudal people have to fear?"
"Oh...mua~"
She stood up on her tiptoes, gave her a gentle kiss, and said with a smile, "This is my reward for you."
Su Ran pursed her lips. It smelled a bit milky and very familiar.
"What lipstick?"
"I didn't put on lipstick. I was waiting for you and ate a White Rabbit toffee."
"Oh...it turns out to be White Rabbit toffee. I haven't eaten it for a long time. Are there any more?"
"No more, just one."
"I remember you still have two White Rabbit toffees in your house."
"There's only one, how can there be two..." After saying this, Xie Yinren suddenly came to his senses, biting his lip and giving him a shy look, and said fiercely: "Don't be shy, or I will push you down.
Do you believe it? I really feel that you are getting worse and worse, and I don’t like you at all..." Just as he said this, he glanced at someone on the path below, "Come in quickly." He dragged Su Ran through the window and into the house.
The sound of the windows closing several times was heard by the villagers passing below, who shone their flashlights. No one was there, only the inertial banging of the windows as they closed.
"Yin Ren, is there a thief?"
The man shouted.
There were no lights on in the room, and only the mottled moonlight made it possible to vaguely see each other clearly.
In the corner, Xie Yin left the kiss with Su Ran and said back out the window: "There is no thief, just a wild cat passing by just now." After saying that, he ignored it, put his hands around Su Ran's neck, and said softly.
Saying "Su Ran, I've missed you so much lately", after saying that, she closed her eyes and clung to his arms weakly, enjoying the tender kiss after a long separation.
Su Ran didn't know much about girls, and he didn't go into details about it, but he understood Xie Yinren, and no one else could tell whether she was in the right place just by looking at "whether a phoenix appeared" on her neck.
At this time, Su Ran kept staring at her neck from the corner of his eyes, watching as the phoenix feathers appeared little by little on her neck, slowly turning from shallow to colorful.
Well...it's in place.
"No~"
Fingering Fenfang was just about to find the dragon's point, when she was held down by Xie Yinren.
He hurriedly took two steps back and crossed his legs.
"No, Yin Ren, why are you so vigilant?"
"Can't."
"Why?"
"You haven't even taken a shower. You smell like alcohol all over your body." He pointed to the next room and said, "You have boiled hot water. Go take a shower."
"Have you washed it?"
"washed."
"That's good."
"..."
Seeing Su Ran's impatient expression, Xie Yin smiled silently, "No, Su Ran has never seen you like this. If you're not greedy for them, why are you greedy for me?"
"You are different."
"What's wrong with me?"
"you guess."
After saying that, he walked into the bathroom to take a shower, leaving a confused Xie Yin wondering what was different about him?
To be honest, Su Ran doesn't usually have much interest, except for Xie Yinren, because "child-faced juru" is Su Ran's ideal type as an otaku who likes to watch TV dramas.
While traveling, Ayina asked Su Ran who among them she most wanted to have sex with.
What Su Ran actually wanted most was to be with Xie Yin.
You must know that with the double buffs of the 'Childlike Juru' and the pre-heated 'Fire Phoenix', no man can resist it. Now with the added layer of 'Saint Girl' status, he is really invincible.
To be continued...