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Chapter 461 How much, 3500

"Boss, your voice sounds very nice, it looks very much like the sound of the Grayfos male gun!" Miss Bixin praised.

"Well, I've been practicing after smoking cigarettes for more than 30 years." Jiang Siming said, still pretending to be smoking and drinking.

"Wow, how old are you? After smoking cigarettes for more than 30 years, aren't you at least in your forties?" asked the young lady.

"No, I started smoking at the age of five. I am only 6 years old this year. I am still very young. You can tell by listening to my voice." Jiang Siming was talking nonsense.

"Uh...yes."

The audience laughed.

"Mingshen, is it really good for you to lie to the young lady like this?"

"Sure enough, people on the Internet can't believe it, just look at Ming Shen."

"The little sister wanted to laugh, but she held it back."

"Miss:???? You are called young?"

....

"Then can I call you uncle?" said the young lady.

"Why call me uncle? He is still very young and hasn't found a wife yet?" Jiang Siming said as if he was dissatisfied.

"You misunderstood. The uncle is now a very popular title, which represents a middle-aged man who is a little older but very attractive. We call other middle-aged men 'master' or 'big brother'." The young lady explained.

"Then why do you think I'm very charming?"

"Your voice, your voice is the best I have ever heard. It is much better than those warm and warm male voice actors, so I love to hear such voices."

"Okay, to be honest, I happened to be in love recently, and I smoked a lot, so my voice was hoarse." Jiang Siming continued to be careless.

"Uncle, are you in love? How old are you talking to?"

"At 18 years old, my voice is similar to yours. At first I said that I was very charming, and called me Shushu, deliberately approached me and approached me. Then when I got tired of playing with me, I kicked me away and ran away with other little brothers. My heart was so cold, whimper..."

Jiang Siming said that Duan rap even came... No, Duan was crying and whining, and he was so shameless.

The audience laughed out loud, Ming Shen was really sarcastic.

"Uncle, stop crying. It's okay. If the old ones don't go to the new ones, you will always find something better. Why did she break up with you?" The young lady quickly comforted her.

"She asked me what I did, and I said I was just a cattle herder and raised cattle at home, and then she abandoned me."

"That's because she hates the poor and loves the rich. It's a good thing for such women to discover and get rid of them early." The young lady said.

"If you are in love with me, will you dislike my family for herding cattle?"

"Of course I won't. I think as long as I truly love each other, I should marry a chicken and follow the chicken and follow the dog." The young lady looked serious.

"You said so well. Then I'll go to your city to find you tomorrow. Let's get married. I'll sell the cows at home. I'll sell pancakes downstairs of your house."

Jiang Siming spoke in a touching tone, and almost didn't pay attention to changing his voice back to the original sound. Fortunately, he braked in time.

The audience covered their faces, what the hell, Mingshen, you have a big span. You want to run with the young lady so quickly? You are thinking about nothing!

Only if you reveal your true identity will you agree.

Also, what's going on selling cows and pancakes...

The young lady was startled and said quickly: "Uncle, I didn't say I love you. I just told you my view of love. We don't know each other."

"It's okay, we'll get to know each other after another. We'll get to know each other after more contact." Jiang Siming was quite shameless~

"Uncle, I know you have broken up, but we can't give up on ourselves. At this time, we have to cheer up. Let's do this. I'll take you to play a few tricks. Which area do you play, I'll take you." The young lady said righteously.

"I play in the Education Network area."

"Ah...I really don't have a number. Uncle, do you have a number?"

The Education Network Zone is the most remote area in League of Legends, and it is a wasteland area and no one can play it at all.

"I only have one number." Jiang Siming said.

"Then why don't you come to my district. I'm in Ionia and I have another number, okay?" said the young lady.

Jiang Siming agreed, and the young lady immediately sent Jiang Siming a small trumpet in District 1, with golden sections.

"By the way, uncle, what is the segment of your large size? Can we play the golden segment?" asked the young lady.

"The strongest king in my education area, I look down on me so much in the golden section. I'll ask me for a District One King's Number, and I'll take you flying." Jiang Siming said shamelessly.

The young lady looked bitter and said, "Uncle, I am just a master myself. Also, there is a difference between the kings of the education area and the kings of the first district. Let's do this. I'll give you a number of diamond 1. Master, let's play two pairs of rows to let you experience the terribleness of high-segment segments in the first district."

"Some question! If I take you to win, how about you give me a picture of you?"

Jiang Siming started to cheat on photos. This guy is shameless, ah tui... but he did a pretty job, hehe.

"Okay, if you lose, you have to give me a photo of you. It must be taken now, not a picture you found online."

"Yes, it was a pleasant decision."

Jiang Siming agreed immediately, took the account sent by the other party and logged in, and looked at it the day after tomorrow, and found that it was the number 1 of Diamond.

The other party dared to use such a high account to play with Jiang Siming. Jiang Siming thought that this young lady was still very good.

It seems that Tang Song does manage Bixin well, and the accompanying staff should have undergone strict screening and training.

After a while, someone pulled Jiang Siming to double rows, so it was naturally the one who took this young lady from Bixin.

Jiang Siming agreed, and the two of them started to rank and wait.

The waiting time was boring, so the young lady started to find topics to talk about.

"Uncle, do you know? I went to the steak restaurant that I have always been looking forward to very much, and it's so delicious."

"Okay, you're awesome."

"Uncle, I have a best friend who is pregnant recently and got pregnant before she got married. Fortunately, her boyfriend is not a scumbag and finally got her certificate."

"She's so awesome."

"Uncle..."

“Okay, that’s awesome.”

"I...."

The young lady wanted to cry very much. Why is this uncle a topic terminator? She is so tired. Every time she wants to talk about topics, Jiang Siming cut it off as soon as the topic started.

The young lady was angry and helpless, but Jiang Siming's voice was very nice, so she could only endure it while enjoying it. The two heavens of ice and fire were both heavens.

"Uncle, is it hard to raise cattle?"

"It's okay, there is a cattle farm at home. Just put the cattle in it during the day and take them back into the cattle shack at night."

"Then how much money can you make in a month?"

"It's less than a million."

"So many! How many are there?"

“Three thousand five.”

“…”

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Three updates ~

It's a bit late, please forgive me.

The fourth update is already on the way to arrive! (To be continued)
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