Chapter 189 Can patting the butt cure constipation?

Author: Tang Juyi

Chapter 189 Can patting the butt cure constipation?

After hearing Ouyang Murphy's inquiry, Hu Qiang was immediately stuck.

After a pause, Hu Qiang said: "Your thinking is really strange, you can actually think of this?

In fact, it is very simple. During the training period, communication with outsiders is not allowed, but as you know, we are all cadres of various departments. If we do not contact our own departments for a long time, it is easy for things to go wrong.

Therefore, during the break during the training process, we can queue up and take turns using a public DingDoo music here to contact our department so that we can check the situation of our department at any time.

I used to contact Haixing through that Dingdule."

"Dingdule is easy to talk about." Ouyang Murphy said, "But what about the mobile phone? Where did you get the mobile phone?"

"Of course I borrowed this."

"Who borrowed it from?"

"Of course it's with...ah, you have so many questions, do you think I'm a criminal?"

Speaking of this, Hu Qiang immediately added: "Anyway, after I just had a virtual video call with Tang Haixing through Dingdule here, he told me that he wanted to send me some beef jerky. Let me see

He was so sincere that he reluctantly agreed.

Therefore, if you want to give it as a gift, give something else instead of beef jerky.

By the way, I remember that the snacks in the rest area seemed to be free, and many of them were individually packaged.

Murphy, if I see this, just give me some free snacks like those in the rest area.

For example, small breads, small cakes, Shaqima, or spicy strips.

By the way, remember, it must be individually packaged!

Otherwise, it will be inconvenient to eat secretly and easily discovered by others."

"Why, life is very difficult there?" Ouyang Murphy asked with a smile.

Hu Qiang sighed and said, "Oh, I won't be lying to you.

This kind of training, this kind of return to nature, it’s obviously just for suffering!

Not only do we have to do so much farm work in a day, but if we fail to complete the task, we will have nothing to eat.

To be honest, I have only eaten one meal today, and I am so hungry that my chest is pressed against my back."

Ouyang Murphy smiled: "Okay, I know, I will send you some delicious food later."

"Very good, you are worthy of being my most...valued subordinate!" Hu Qiang immediately smiled and said.

"Oh, let's not talk anymore. Someone called me and I have to gather for training again. I have to go!

Remember, Murphy, fix the shredder, help me keep an eye on them, and send me individually packaged snacks!

Especially the last one, remember it!"

After finishing the call with Hu Qiang, Ouyang Murphy was in a great mood. He was so happy that he couldn't help but smile at the corner of his mouth.

But soon, Ouyang Murphy stopped smiling and whispered to himself: "Don't get me wrong, I was just happy because I easily earned his 150 yuan red envelope. There is no other reason, nothing!"

After finishing speaking, Ouyang Murphy seemed to feel that this kind of self-deception was meaningless. He curled his lips, put away his phone again, and then stood up and left.

After washing up and coming out of the toilet, Ouyang Murphy, who was in a great mood, held a lollipop in his mouth and walked happily to the Ministry of Emergency Affairs. He planned to go back to the Ministry of Emergency Affairs to repair the paper shredder first, and then go to the Ministry of Emergency Affairs to repair it.

Send snacks by mail.

But as soon as she walked out of the corridor, she suddenly saw Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie sneaking into the conference room together. It seemed that they had something shady to discuss.

Originally, Ouyang Murphy would usually be too lazy to care about this kind of thing, but now she was in a good mood and remembered Hu Qiang's previous instructions, so she walked to the door of the conference room and leaned against the wall to eavesdrop.

At this time, Pang Xiaobai in the conference room had closed the curtains and walked to Su Kejie.

"What are you trying to do to drag me here?" Su Kejie asked, "If you have anything to say, tell me quickly. Du Mu is pressing me hard, and I have to go back and change the poster."

Pang Xiaobai quickly said: "Shh, keep your voice down!"

After subconsciously looking back, Pang Xiaobai whispered: "Ajie, that's it. I wasn't like that some time ago, and then my psychiatrist suggested that I try to change the environment."

"A change of environment?" Su Kejie frowned and turned to look at Pang Xiaobai, "What, are you planning to move out and not share the apartment with me?"

Then, Su Kejie turned to look at the wall again: "It's okay to move, but don't miss out on the cleaning this weekend!"

"I'm not moving out, I won't share the apartment with you." Pang Xiaobai rubbed his hands and said, "What I mean is..."

Pang Xiaobai looked back at the door again, and then said to Su Kejie: ​​"I want to say, quit!"

"Job hopping?" Su Kejie looked at Pang Xiaobai expressionlessly, "Humph, every month I hear you shouting about changing jobs, quitting your job, starting a business, selling tea eggs, selling small cakes! You keep shouting every time.

Change, but I’ve never seen you take action.”

Pang Xiaobai said: "I was not ready, but this time I am serious!"

"Serious? How to be serious?" Su Kejie asked.

Pang Xiaobai said: "Don't you know, in fact, I have silently submitted many resumes to other companies before, and I have already taken action."

Su Kejie said: "Please, do you have some brains?

The current employment environment is so bad. Are you planning to change jobs just because of what a psychiatrist said?

Is it so easy to change jobs? What if you don’t do well? Go to the rooftop and then jump off the building?

Besides, not all advice given by psychiatrists is useful.

For example, when I broke up before, I went to a psychiatrist for psychological counseling, and the doctor..."

"Wait!" Pang Xiaobai interrupted, "When did you break up? Have you ever been in love? Have you ever had a girlfriend?"

Su Kejie turned his head sharply, and after looking at Pang Xiaobai's disbelieving eyes, he immediately turned his head again, no longer looking at Pang Xiaobai, and said angrily: "Okay, I haven't been able to find a girlfriend, so I went to a psychiatrist to cry.

Let’s go to the head office!”

Pang Xiaobai blinked: "Uh, keep talking."

Su Kejie took a deep breath and said: "At that time, the psychiatrist suggested that I keep a pair of hamsters to adjust my mood. I did it. As a result, after I bought them, one hamster ate the other hamster. When I saw it,

I feel even worse."

Pang Xiaobai smiled: "That's true, but my psychiatrist is quite reliable. He suggested that I find a tree hole, say everything in my heart, shout it out, and use this method to relieve stress."

"Tree hole?" Su Kejie asked, "Where did you find the tree hole?"

Pang Xiaobai said: "There are no tree holes, but we have pipes. To be honest, I used to deliberately say that I would work overtime after work, and then when no one was around, I would quietly go to the pipe room and enjoy myself at the mouth of the pipe.

Say it, shout it to your heart’s content, vent it to your heart’s content!”

"Is it useful for you to vent to the mouth of a pipe like this?" Su Kejie asked.

"It's better than nothing." Pang Xiaobai said.

"That's true." Su Kejie nodded, "I'll try it later."

Pang Xiaobai followed: "Well, Ajie, have you ever thought that every thought that suddenly pops up in your mind to change jobs may be you being abused in the future, sending you a distress signal through time and space?"

Su Kejie shook his head and said: "I only know that every night I work overtime is paying for the wrong major I chose before."

"It's boring for you to be like this." Pang Xiaobai sat next to Su Kejie angrily, "I'm telling you business."

Su Kejie turned to look at Pang Xiaobai: "Speaking of job hopping, you are as busy as me every day. How can you have time to go to other companies for interviews?"

Pang Xiaobai said: "You don't understand this. Nowadays, the HR of major companies are very accommodating. You don't have to go to the company in person for interviews, just remote interviews. I have done remote interviews several times."

Su Kejie asked: "How did you do the interview remotely? We have been together all the time, and I have never seen you conduct an online video interview?"

"Hey, what era are you in? You don't have to have an online interview. You can also have a remote voice interview over the phone." Pang Xiaobai said with a smile.

"Voice interview?" Su Kejie frowned, "What about?"

Pang Xiaobai chuckled: "For example, do you remember the last time, when I suddenly answered a phone call and suddenly started speaking Korean?"

"Remember, why don't you remember." Su Kejie said, "That time you suddenly spoke Korean, and then you said you had a new customer who was Korean. I also asked you how you learned Korean, and you said you learned a few new words to deal with things.

Son, it turned out that you were doing a secret interview?"

"That's right!" Pang Xiaobai nodded, "There was another time. Do you still remember the last meeting? In the middle of the meeting, I suddenly coughed violently."

Su Kejie frowned: "Of course I remember, the last time we had a meeting in the large conference room, Manager Hu said that he was going to attend cadre training, and then began to assign tasks to us, asking us to work hard when he was away, and not

slack off.

Then you suddenly coughed violently and kept coughing. We all thought you were sick and I even patted you on the back.

It turns out that you are also interviewing secretly!"

"That's right!" Pang Xiaobai nodded again.

Su Kejie folded his arms and looked at Pang Xiaobai with contempt: "Xiaobai, you are actually interviewing with other companies during working hours. You are so courageous!"

Pang Xiaobai sighed: "I didn't want to either, but I've been so busy at work recently, and I've been tortured so badly. I feel like a piece of calcium carbonate, exhausted by the high temperature, and in the end I only have one curse word left - Cao!"

Su Kejie sighed: "Okay, so you have gone through so many interviews, have you found a suitable next employer?"
To be continued...