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025 No way? You can't be so naive, can you?(1/2)

After Lannifu sat down on the chair on the side, Su Kejie quickly took a glowing desk lamp and placed it on the table in front of Lannifu.

Immediately afterwards, in Lannifu's confused eyes, Pang Xiaobai picked up another family headgear and put it on the glowing desk lamp.

After doing these, everyone looked at them together, and then Hu Qiang couldn't help saying, "That is, do you want to change the head cover into a lampshade? Wouldn't it be too ordinary?"

Pang Xiaobai hurriedly said, "No, this is not an ordinary lamp, we call it - the workplace life-extending lamp!"

Su Kejie answered: "Another called the contactless layoff lamp!"

Pang Xiaobai immediately said: "As we all know, layoffs are a very painful process.

For those who are about to be laid off, the road to the Human Resources Department is the longest.

For personnel, how to dispense those who are being laid off is full of routines!

And this light can make the layoff process quick and painless!”

"That's right!" Su Kejie said, "Every employee puts such a lamp on his desk. It is usually beautiful and practical. As long as it is on, it means that the years are quiet and the work is worry-free.

But once it is destroyed, it means..."

"You have been cut off!" Pang Xiaobai suddenly pointed at Hu Qiang and said.

Hu Qiang frowned: "What if the lamp breaks down? What if there is a problem with the lamp itself?"

Pang Xiaobai immediately said: "Well said that, this is the essence of this lamp!

Once the light goes out, everyone will subconsciously touch the switch to determine if there is something wrong with the light.

And the switch of this light is equipped with a fingerprint reader!”

Su Kejie immediately responded: "As long as you touch the fingerprint reader, it means you have known and accepted the reality of being laid off by the company!"

"That's right!" Pang Xiaobai said, "If you touch the switch, it means you agree to be laid off!"

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai smiled: "Here, I would like to thank Mo Fei for the technical support provided."

Hu Qiang was stunned and turned his head to look at Ouyang Mofei standing behind him.

Ouyang Mofei smiled and gave Hu Qiang a charming look. Hu Qiang was so scared that he quickly turned his head and refused to look at her.

"Then!" Su Kejie said, "As long as you touch the switch, you will receive a formal layoff email. Then, you can use this headscarf to pack up and leave."

Pang Xiaobai picked up the headband and turned it upside down and said, "We have tried it. This thing is so powerful and stronger than a cardboard box. The company gave us this thing, which is so considerate!"

Hearing this, Hu Qiang was confused, Lanni Fu Ze smiled slightly, looked up at Pang Xiaobai and said, "Do you have any other plans?"

Pang Xiaobai and Su Kejie both shook their heads.

Lannifu smiled and took a deep breath, stretched out his hand to Pang Xiaobai.

Pang Xiaobai was stunned, and immediately handed the hood in his hand to Lannifu.

Lannifu took the hood and looked at it, and smiled and said, "Johnny, come with me."

After saying that, Lannifu went to the manager's room with his headscarf.

Hu Qiang frowned, looked at Pang Xiaobai, Su Kejie and Ouyang Mofei, and said nothing, followed Lannifu to the manager's room.

After Hu Qiang entered the manager's room and closed the door.

Su Kejie and Pang Xiaobai both breathed a sigh of relief and returned to their own jobs.

However, Ouyang Mofei, who had also walked towards her work station, suddenly changed her mind temporarily and quickly came to the window of the manager's room, and began to press her ears against the window, blatantly sounding the wall.

Pang Xiaobai whispered: "Mo Fei, isn't this good?"

Ouyang Mofei shot with a sharp look, and Pang Xiaobai immediately lowered his head and said nothing.

Seeing Pang Xiaobai surrender, Ouyang Mofei curled her lips and then continued to post and eavesdrop on the door.

At this time, Hu Qiang from the manager's office said to Lanni Fu in front:

"I'm sorry, Lannie, I didn't expect it to be like this either.

In this way, if you give me some more time, I will definitely come up with a better idea.

For example, if you change your headband to a mobile power bank, what do you think?”

"No." Lannifu turned his back to Hu Qiang, and while playing with the hood in his hand, he said calmly, "I think the idea of ​​laying off the lamp is quite good."

After turning around, Lannifu continued to look calm:

"Johnny, you can use this plan to propose at the meeting tomorrow.

I believe that you will definitely become the first user of this thing by then!"

"Lanny, don't be like this." Hu Qiang said.

"Why are you still standing there?" Lannifu said, "Come on, try it quickly and see how much things this hood can hold."

Speaking of this, Lannifu walked to the desk and began to pick up things from the table and throw them into his headband.

Seeing Lannifu's attitude, Hu Qiang said:

"Lanny, it's not me, this is just a cotton-tight headband.

The basics are there, and the price is quite outrageous. It is indeed difficult to create any amazing projects."

"Shocking?" Lannifu, who was loading things, stopped his hand, raised his head, and looked at Hu Qiang.

"Can you turn to a big project that is amazing?" Lannifu suddenly said angrily.

"Johnny, who do you think you are? Well?"

"I really think that being the manager of the Force Department is the company looking at you differently?"

"Every nonsense you say now is one step closer to being fired!"

"No!" Hu Qiang said quickly, "Don't, Lanni, the time hasn't come yet, I think I can still rescue it, I will definitely come up with better ideas."

Lannifu snorted coldly, picked up something from the table again, and threw it into his head hood:

"Johnny, you're no longer young.

Do you know that more than half of the employees in our business group, who are over 35 years old, have been laid off this year.

An old antique like you who can only stick walls, have no skills at all, and cannot bring any value to the company.

Do you really think you are still like a young man and can be willful?

Do you know why you were transferred here to be a manager?

Do you really think you valued it?

This is the last chance the company has given you!

Do you really think the first three managers were all left by themselves?

No, right? You aren't really so naive, are you?"

Hu Qiang frowned:

"So, the first three managers were forced to leave? You, you, want to use this method to force me away?"

Lannifu smiled coldly, but did not answer the question, but continued:

"Johnny, I remember asking you a question before. Now I'll ask you again, what is the spirit of our beasts?"

Hu Qiang said: "Small screws, big things?"

"Wrong!" Lannifu shouted, "It is the survival of the fittest, the survival of the fittest!"

Speaking of this, Lannifu picked up something from the table and threw it into his head hood.

"Johnny! If you still want to stay in the company, you must prove your worth!"

"But I'm really disappointed when you are like this!"

Speaking of this, Lannifu frowned: "What words come from behind? I was so angry that I forgot all of them."

Hu Qiang was stunned and hurriedly said, "Uh, it probably is, you may not be ready yet."

"Yes!" Lannifu said hurriedly.

“You may not be ready.

But there are many employees who are younger than you and cheaper than you!

If I were a human resources company, I would be the first to cut you!

You are different from me.

I……"

"Lanny!" Hu Qiang suddenly said, "It's now, let's skip those clichés. Can't you just say the key points?"

Lannifu was stunned, then narrowed his eyes and nodded, "Okay, okay, you have to focus, right? I'll give you the key points!"

Next, Lannifu continued to put things into his head hood while saying:

"Johnny, if you get fired, just like you, where can you find a job?

What else would you want?
To be continued...
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