Chapter 356 You Didn't Steal It, You Stealed It!
Chapter 356 You weren’t stealing, you were robbing!
Author: Tang Juyi
Chapter 356 You weren’t stealing, you were robbing!
"Ahem, um, everyone, this is what happened, this is the situation, so from today on, we must strictly follow the company's internal procedures. Do you have any opinions?"
As soon as Hu Qiang, who was standing in the chairman's seat in the conference room, said this, Pang Xiaobai, who was flipping through the manual, immediately put down the book, turned around and looked at Hu Qiang and said, "I have an opinion!"
"Xiaobai?" Hu Qiang looked at Pang Xiaobai in surprise, "You are the first one? Okay, okay, tell me, what do you think?"
Pang Xiaobai said: "Our department is already very busy, and many things are urgent. If we follow the procedures in this book, we won't have to do anything."
"That's right." Su Kejie said calmly next to him, "The key is that we are the terminal support department. If we do something wrong or delay something, we will be blamed by other departments. If we take the blame, we will be punished. If we are punished, we will be punished.
If performance is deducted, bonus will be deducted. If bonus is deducted, what will happen to my mortgage?"
"That's right." Jin Ruoyu curled his lips and said, "You can't just catch a sheep to gather wool, and you can't always catch a white mouse for experiments. We are a bureaucracy department, not a bureaucracy department. Why?
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Tang Haixing said: "You can't say that. Our group is not a small company, with many people and departments. In order to prevent back and forth and shirking responsibilities, and ensure clear responsibilities and rights, some necessary operational procedures are still necessary. This is actually better.
It protects everyone and at the same time increases everyone’s work efficiency.”
"Oh! Haixing is right!" Hu Qiang nodded with his eyes lit up.
After finishing speaking, Hu Qiang said to everyone with sincerity: "Everyone, I also know that it is a bit troublesome to do everything according to the process, but as Haixing said, it is a bit troublesome to do things according to the process, but it can be responsible.
Be clear and avoid taking the blame, which will save you a lot of unnecessary trouble."
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang said again: "Do you know, do you know how many times other departments have complained about us recently? The ones who complained a lot are much older!
It was me who banged the table in front of the leaders and made a guarantee, so I reluctantly saved you.
Otherwise, your performance this month would have been deducted!"
Speaking of this, seeing everyone's disapproval, Hu Qiang blinked and continued: "Moreover, do you know why other departments have been complaining about us recently? Do you know what they say about us behind our backs?
They said that we don't follow the procedures, like to talk to ourselves, and don't respect colleagues and leaders in other departments, which makes the leaders look embarrassed and has no sense of teamwork at all!
Let me tell you, process is very important, because process is the basis of a company's operation!
As employees of Ten Thousand Beasts, if you don't even know the basics, then you are unorganized and undisciplined. How can you stay here?
Therefore, each of you has a copy of this process manual written by the leader himself. When you go back, study it carefully, take it seriously, and then strictly follow the process. In the future, no mistakes will be made in the process, and no mistakes will be made because of the wrong process.
We have received complaints from other departments, do you know?"
At this moment, Ouyang Murphy, who was reading the manual, suddenly closed it, looked up lazily at Hu Qiang and said:
"The shortest line segment is between two points. Is it really interesting to complicate simple things now?
Why do you need to take off your pants five times when you only need to wipe your butt once? Isn’t this unnecessary, no, four unnecessary things?”
Hu Qiang looked at Ouyang Murphy and frowned: "Murphy, even if what you said makes sense, you can't just steal printing paper from other departments just because there is not enough printing paper?"
Ouyang Murphy, who was playing with his mobile phone, raised his head: "Ah, yes, that's okay. Next time I will definitely go over with my chest raised and my head raised, and take it directly so as not to embarrass our department. Isn't that okay?"
Hu Qiang narrowed his eyes and curled his lips: "You are not stealing, you are robbing!"
Speaking of this, Hu Qiang sighed: "Well, Murphy, if you don't have enough printing paper in the future, according to the process, you should first fill out the printing paper application form, state why you want to apply for additional printing paper quota, and then ask me to sign
, then I asked Lanny to sign, and then Lanny asked the Materials Department..."
"Okay!" Ouyang Murphy interrupted Hu Qiang impatiently, "By the time you finish the process, the paper will be yellowed and it will look ugly even when used to paper the wall! I don't have that spare time!"
Upon hearing this, Hu Qiang took a deep breath, clasped his waist with his hands and narrowed his eyes. He looked at Ouyang Murphy with a serious look and said, "Murphy, this is a meeting and we are talking about business. Don't always talk back to me.
Is this interesting?"
Ouyang Murphy curled his lips with disdain, but it was Tang Haixing who smoothed things over and said: "Hey, manager Hu, please calm down, so that if other departments are dissatisfied with us, I can help you appease colleagues in other departments and let them
Please complain less to us in the future.”
Then, Tang Haixing looked at Ouyang Murphy again: "Murphy, don't talk back to Manager Hu. He is also doing it for the good of the company. This is all for the common goal. We..."
"Shut up!" Hu Qiang and Ouyang Murphy suddenly spoke at the same time.
After speaking at the same time, both of them were stunned and looked at each other.
Soon, Hu Qiang was the first to react. Instead of looking at Ouyang Murphy, he looked at Tang Haixing angrily and said, "Haixing, let's talk about you next. You have quite a problem!"
Just when Tang Haixing was stunned, Hu Qiang threw the manual on the table, adjusted his flat glasses, and then said to Tang Haixing seriously:
"Tang Haixing, for the task of being on duty 24 hours a day, you were the one who desperately wanted to take over all the places in our department. Okay, if you want it, I'll give it to you, but how did you do it, eh?"
"What's wrong with me?" Tang Haixing asked with a puzzled look.
Hu Qiang pouted: "What else happened? You still have the nerve to ask?
Did you know that according to the procedure, when you are on duty 24 hours a day, different questions must be sent to different departments separately?
Everyone else does this, but you are the only one who, even to kill a fly, has to send a mass email to all colleagues in all departments.
That’s all. The key is that every email you send to a group should be accompanied by a selfie of you smiling and holding up a fly swatter!
Such disgusting and frequent harassment emails have been protested many times by our brothers and departments, and the complaints are all so old!
It was me who kept patting my chest to vouch for you in front of the leader, so I temporarily saved you, do you understand?"
Tang Haixing blinked, then frowned and explained: "I sent a group email to remind everyone to pay attention to this issue. Also, where did I smile? It was obviously a confident smile!"
Having said this, Tang Haixing immediately narrowed his eyes and opened his mouth, giving a confident smile.
That's all, the key point is that he still smiled at his colleagues one by one.
Hoho, hoho, hohoho!
Chapter completed!