Chapter 53 Parasites(1/2)
"Go a bet!"
Luo Yan said confidently.
The gambler laughed strangely, and without Luo Yan's greeting, he sat on the chair beside him.
"Then, do you think I'm a human?"
Luo Yan subconsciously wanted to say "yes", but when he saw the gambler's confident expression, he hesitated again.
Really...is it?
Or isn't it?
The gambler predicted me and thought I would say it was right? So he is not a human...but-
Luo Yan's eyes flashed, and at this moment, his brain was running at high load.
Although Luo Yan doesn’t like to use his brain, this doesn’t mean he has a bad brain. His brain is very powerful!
He thought:
If this gambler is a professional gambling person, his prediction will definitely not be so simple, and he can predict my prediction!
So! As long as I can predict that he has predicted my prediction, then I can win!
A scheming gambler!
Luo Yan sneered and stared at the other party.
But if you want to lie to me, you are still not qualified!
"Bang!"
He slapped the table and stood up, instantly full of momentum.
"The scheming frog keeps touching your stomach! I already know the truth, you! You are a human!"
gambler:"……"
God, he just made a bet casually. After all, his favorite thing in his life is to bet. If it weren't for gambling, he wouldn't have fallen into the dark world.
This bet... is really just a casual bet. It has no technical content. Why do you feel that the other party has fought with the air for countless waves?
Um...
The key is that after playing countless waves with the air, Luo Yan still guessed wrongly.
"actually……"
The gambler shook his head and lifted up the sleeve of his other arm.
"I'm no longer a human being, even though I was many years ago."
Luo Yan looked at his hand firmly.
It was no longer a human palm, but a claw.
"And this."
As he said that, the gambler unbuttoned his shirt, and underneath the clothes were covered with thick brown-red body hair, like some kind of beast.
"And one leg."
He rolled up his trousers again, revealing a bird's leg.
Luo Yan was silent for a moment.
"No, no."
He tried to quibble.
"As long as the head is still human, it is human."
The gambler smiled and the two dices were spinning around their fingertips.
"So, half of my head is mechanical."
As he said that, he took off his hat and exposed his steel skull.
"I was indeed a human before, but I lost the bet later. I lost a hand, some internal organs, one leg and half a head... After that, I won some limbs of other creatures and asked a doctor to replace them."
That's a very reasonable thing, right?
Luo Yan: "..."
(╥ω╥`)
Stop playing, bullying people...
etc!
His intelligent brain started to work rapidly again, and he thought about it very terrified.
Did he predict that I had predicted that he could predict my prediction?
Hiss! What a terrible opponent!
After handing over ten coins in pain, Luo Yan couldn't accept it for a long time.
He has always been the only one who cheated others... Oh, no, when did he get cheated on others?
You must find a chance to get the money back!
Luo Yan was resentful.
"Ahem, doctor, let's see a doctor."
The gambler saw that Luo Yan's face was wrong and quickly changed the subject.
Luo Yan said: "Wait, I'll calm down."
He turned his head, calmed down for a long time, turned his head again, and his expression had become a professional smile.
"Where are you feeling uncomfortable? Let me take your pulse!"
gambler:"……"
Why do you think this doctor is a bit abnormal?
A vague feeling of uneasiness came from his heart.
"I... I have a lot of stomachache and head aches recently. Please help me see..."
With the gambler, he stretched out his hand.
Luo Yan smiled and started the diagnosis.
"Ding! Diagnosis results are: psychological distortion, gambling, parasitic infection, and partial limb rejection reactions (not serious and can be ignored)."
He pondered for a while, his eyebrows slightly frowned.
"How is it? Doctor?"
The gambler asked.
Looking at Luo Yan's appearance, he couldn't help but feel nervous and stopped playing with dice.
Luo Yan pushed the gold-rimmed glasses and said seriously: "Where have you been recently? I feel that you have a serious parasitic infection."
The gambler was stunned for a moment, and he thought about it carefully.
"It seems that I won a fish last time... The fish lost half of its cheeks... I changed it. I don't know if it has anything to do with this..."
Luo Yan said speechlessly: "Why are you trying to beat someone else's cheek?"
The gambler was speechless and hesitated for a long time before he said, "The main reason is that it has lost to me with nothing else."
Luo Yan: "Then you win, you win. Why do you need to change yourself?"
Gamblers are even more speechless.
"I... I won by my ability, it's a pity to lose it... and! How good is the cheeks! You can... swim! Diving! What's wrong with changing the cheeks!"
Luo Yan: "..."
What a clever one.
"Okay, okay... By the way, you're not a local, are you?"
Luo Yan asked in a daze.
The gambler was slightly stunned.
"It's true...how did you see it?"
Luo Yan:?南 v南? Hehe
Local talents won't enter this store...
"Don't worry about this, then, your situation is already serious and you need surgery to get better."
Luo Yan pushed his glasses and said seriously.
"Is the surgery..."
To be continued...