Chapter 1314 1351 22 pounds of alcohol
Zhou Congwen's laparoscopic surgery was so fast that Director Hao was surprised.
The world's number one is just a concept for Director Hao. He knows that Zhou Congwen is awesome, but he doesn't know that Zhou Congwen can be so awesome.
What did you do?
After going out to answer the phone, Zhou Congwen had already undergone preoperative surgery, and the gun had already flown in. He stood on the operating table and chatted with the nurses for a long time.
I guess he respects himself, so he didn't continue to do it. Director Hao tried his best to think about everything.
"Zhou...Xiao Zhou." Director Hao glanced at him and was about to go and swipe his hands, "It's okay to have a location."
"I have found a good position. Director Hao, just come up and shoot twice." Zhou Congwen said with a smile.
"Then I'll go and clean my hands..."
Director Hao hurriedly went to brush his hands, and the instrument nurse looked at Zhou Congwen strangely, "Little Doctor, are you and Director Hao relatives?"
"No." Zhou Congwen said.
"But you feel weird when you talk to him...he talks to you..." The instrument nurse felt a little strange.
"Director Hao is approachable?" Zhou Congwen said casually, "I am just a young doctor who studies. Director Hao is very nice to me. If I were Director Hao's relatives, I would have been transferred here long ago, could I still stay in Baishui City?"
"Tsk tsk, are you particularly able to drink? You convinced Director Hao at the table? I heard that Director Hao has a good wine and especially likes young people who can drink." The tour nurse stood behind Zhou Congwen and asked with a smile.
"Director Hao generally has no temper with the doctors below... It's very ordinary. Unless he can be convinced, I know this. However, Director Hao is so good at drinking it. It is said that he can drink some beer after three kilograms of white wine." The instrument nurse added.
The anesthesiologist looked at Zhou Congwen curiously, looking at the doctor who was studying.
This person is indeed interesting to be able to make Director Hao have such a good temper.
But just because of drinking? The anesthesiologist doesn't believe it.
"Me, at Baishui Central Hospital, everyone said I was a hamster." Zhou Congwen and Director Hao started talking nonsense when he was on stage.
"Hamster? What does this mean?" The nurse of the tour thought the little doctor was very interesting and didn't mind chatting with him for a few more words.
After all, Director Hao answered the phone, and Zhou Congwen performed the operation himself, which shortened the operation time. The nurse traveled to the road had a particularly good impression of Zhou Congwen.
"Hamsters are also a kind of pet. It is said that this thing can be drunk." Zhou Congwenyin went to the experiment conducted by a zoologist in 1962 and just talked about gossip. "I have a buddy who has a hamster at home. One day, I found that the little guy was looking at him with a drunken drink."
"Huh!" The nurse on the tour was surprised, "Is there anyone else to support mice?"
"Sister, there are strange pets now, including Dutch pigs and hamsters." The instrument nurse was young after all, and knew a lot of new things. She explained with a smile, "I heard that some people were poor in the past and were making trouble for mice. When mice liked to smell the smoke, they would squirt a sip of smoke."
Zhou Congwen was stunned.
This joke seems to be what was first mentioned in "Ghost Blows Out the Light", but Zhou Congwen has no impression of this book when Bachang wrote it.
"Aren't hamsters just rats?"
"Sister, that thing is very interesting. I see my friend's house has a bulging cheek, it looks good, fun!" The instrument nurse looked at Zhou Congwen with interest and asked, "Doctor Zhou, you know a lot, and then?"
"My brother will feed it wine." Zhou Congwen said, "At first, he drank Peking University and other things, but later he found that the hamster was too good to drink, and he didn't drink much at all, even... he could drink more than him, so he changed it to a military horse farm small roast."
“…”
“Really or not.”
"The military horse farm is said to be 60 degrees and can be lit with a lighter. It's true or false."
"Really." Zhou Congwen said seriously, "He later made a letter and divided the hamster's water basin into two, one filled with white wine and the other filled with water. As a result, the little guy didn't drink water at all, and he had several taels of white wine a day."
“!!!”
"If you calculate based on kilograms of body weight, the hamster's alcohol volume should be around 22 kilograms."
“!!!”
The circuit nurse, instrument nurse and anesthesiologist were stunned.
"I don't believe it! 22 kilograms? This is too irritating." said the instrument nurse.
"Scientists have conducted an experiment to get drunk hamsters. The score is 0-4, and 0 points means there is no feeling at all." Zhou Congwen began to quote the classics, "4 points means drinking and fragments."
"When taking oral, at 7.5G/KG, the hamster's score is 0.5, which means that nothing is wrong."
The equipment nurse began to mentally arithmetic.
However, the word "oral" mentioned by Zhou Congwen is very strange. She thought about it for a long time before she understood what it meant.
"My weight of 100 pounds is 7 taels of wine?" asked the equipment nurse.
"It's almost the same." Zhou Congwen didn't think about it carefully. Anyway, he just had a few gossips to pass the boring time.
"What?" asked the young nurse.
"After the oral test, I changed it to a vein. I found that the hamster was not good this time and I was drunk." Zhou Congwen smiled. "So the situation of hamsters should be that there are more enzymes related to alcohol metabolism in the liver, so when the oral treatment is taken, the liver will not be drunk."
"If ethanol is given intravenously and directly enters the blood circulation, the hamsters will not be able to drink it if they lack liver metabolism."
"Tsk tsk, it sounds quite true. Are you making up?" The instrument nurse still didn't believe it.
At this time, Director Hao had already returned from his hands. He was happy to hear Zhou Congwen chatting with the nurse, and he felt that he was still a young man who was willing to talk to the young nurse.
"Xiao Zhou, I have greeted the pathology department and the results will be released soon." Director Hao interrupted Zhou Congwen's chat with the nurse.
"Oh." Zhou Congwen nodded.
Regarding Director Hao, he couldn't say much. Zhou Congwen was too lazy to substitute for what a doctor should say and do at this time. Then he performed a physical performance without any real-life performance.
Why bother to make yourself so tired.
Director Hao came on stage and pulled out the gun and recalibrated himself.
The nurse on the tour did not speak. Although Director Hao's behavior was a waste of time, it was an inevitable move by a director who did not trust the doctor of further study. Even Director Hao himself should not have realized it.
This is the most normal thing.
But 20 seconds later, the gun in Director Hao's hand fell down again, and the traces were exactly the same as those of Zhou Congwen's gun being released.
"Director Hao, why bother?" the nurse of the tour contemptuously, "I'm delaying my time."
Director Hao confirmed Zhou Congwen's technical level, and the surgery was indeed fast.
He did not object to the point of opposition. Zhou Congwen's position of shooting was indeed good, so just fight like this.
After two shots, the wedge cut ended, the nurse ran to send the pathology.
Chapter completed!