Xiao Kai went home during the Chinese New Year, but this year he was not in a hurry to return to the provincial capital. It was unlike the night of the first day of last year that he rushed back to the Second Hospital of Medical University and was preparing to start his busy work.

Last year, Professor Zhou Congwen and Zhou had to undergo a thoracoscopy, which occupied almost all the beds of the entire cardiothoracic surgery department in advance. From the third day of the Lunar New Year to the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, two groups of patients were discharged from the hospital during this period.

As for this year, Xiao Kai knew that although he had been delaying, time had reached the last moment.

He still didn't make up his mind.

Whether to follow Professor Zhou Congwen and Zhou to 912, or stay at Baishui Central Hospital and be honestly the vice president, this is a question.

Today, Director Ji of the department held a meal, saying that he was to welcome Dean Xiao and celebrate the New Year.

Xiao Kai had something to do, but he was very cunning and did not show any of it. He sat in the main seat with a smile while drinking and chatting.

"Director Xiao, you have been away for more than a year, why do you think you have a lower alcohol tolerance?"

"Don't mention it." Xiao Kai waved his hand, "Professor Zhou can drink some, but he usually doesn't drink much. I haven't drunk much for almost a year, and I'm older, so it's time to drink a little smaller."

"You still call a surgeon if you don't drink? "Man Shang Man Shang." Director Ji said with a laugh.

"You can't say that." Xiao Kai said with a smile, "Look at Mr. Huang, he is eighty, but in the blink of an eye, eighty. It's awesome to be able to walk two steps tremblingly when you reach 80. Where is Mr. Huang? You can still wear lead clothes for surgery."

Once this example is spoken, no one is talking nonsense.

Although Mr. Huang was not on the table, his flattery was still flying.

At the age of eighty, no one here can expect that he can still undergo surgery if he is eighty. He can live to this age and not have Alzheimer's disease.

But Mr. Huang not only can undergo surgery, but also wears a lead coat for interventional surgery with higher accuracy.

This is really a legend. Or, Huang Lao himself is part of the legend.

"How is the family?" Xiao Kai asked with a smile, "Is there anything big?"

Director Ji laughed when he heard Xiao Kai’s question, “Director Xiao, something really happened in the past six months!”

"oh?"

"President Ding of the Department of Urology, do you have any impression?" Director Ji asked.

"Yes." Xiao Kai nodded.

It’s just a hospitalization, it’s good to meet each other when meeting. It would be nonsense to say that you have a deep impression.

"Mr. Ding was beaten some time ago and he was having a lot of fun." Director Ji said.

"Why?"

"I heard, I heard." Director Ji had a smile on his face, and he killed the wine in the glass and started gossiping, "It was said that one day Mr. Ding took a patient and wanted to take prostate fluid."

"It's done after picking it up, and Mr. Ding didn't care. But a few days later, the patient came to Mr. Ding again and chatted with him for a long time, and then said that his prostate had been bad all the time."

"Oh." Xiao Kai's eyes gradually narrowed.

He seemed to have guessed something.

"I took another prostate fluid and sent it for examination. Unexpectedly, less than a week later, the patient ran to the hospitalization department to find Mr. Ding at around 8 o'clock in the evening."

"Do you still need to take prostate fluid?" Xiao Kai asked with a smile.

Similar things happened many years ago, and people talked about them as a joke for a long time.

"Yeah." Director Ji smiled, "No matter how slow he is, he understands what's going on at this time, let alone the old hooligans in urology."

Old hooligan, Xiao Kai suddenly remembered the old hooligan Zhou Congwen.

Whether it is surgery or these, no one can surpass Professor Zhou Congwen and Zhou. He can be said to have no flaws in his body.

"What happened later."

"Mr. Ding knew that he had encountered a pervert and rejected the other party's request on the spot. I thought, this matter was not very interesting." Director Ji said.

"That's not necessarily." Xiao Kai's expression on his face that men knew was a man, and turned on the old hooligan mode. "When I was in school, the teacher in clinical urology taught me to do a fingerprint test."

As he said that, Xiao Kai raised his middle finger.

"At that time, the teacher said that it's okay for both the middle finger or the index finger, and I still like to use the middle finger."

"Hahaha."

"Put the gloves with lubricant to massage the anus for a few minutes to relax the anal sphincter. Then use the index finger or middle finger to send it in and find the location of the prostate along the rectal wall." Xiao Kai said, "The teacher said at the time that men and women are just for reproduction. The most comfortable position for men is to do prostate diagnosis."

“…”

“…”

Xiao Kai's doctors were stunned.

What is Dean Xiao going to study? Why did the chat standard after coming back is much larger than before?

In the past, Dean Xiao was an old expert and an old professor. Who would have thought that he would transform into an old hooligan?

The posture of the quotation was the most comfortable... Even Director Ji's old face was a little red for no reason.

Did Dean Xiao experience what?

"That's what the teacher said." Xiao Kai said with a smile, "Mr. Ding is in trouble."

"Yes." Director Ji drove out all the messy thoughts in his mind, "The patient was courting Mr. Ding in the urology department in the middle of the night."

“Courtesy?!”

Xiao Kai was surprised that he could think of such things, but he had never expected such proposals and courtships.

What's the fuck? Blue love of life and death.

"The entire hospital was alarmed that day." Director Ji recalled the situation at that time. "At first, the nurse in the department was shocked and called the security guard. When the security guard came, he saw the patient holding flowers in his hands and kneeling on one knee and talking to Mr. Ding with love words, and he was shocked."

"!!!" Xiao Kai's mind buzzed when he thought of that kind of scene.

Even if he is a battle-hardened old hooligan, he can't stand this.

"It is said that there are patients, and their families are cheering and shouting to agree to him."

"It's so fucking!" Xiao Kai was angry.

"Hi, we're all joining in the fun," said Director Ji. "President Ding was angry later and went up and kicked the man in the face."

"..." Xiao Kai was stunned, "What's next?"

"Nose bone fracture."

Xiao Kai's heart trembled. This is a big deal and a minor injury. If the patient refuses to forgive him, Mr. Ding is afraid that even public office will not be able to be protected.

But I didn't know about this at all, and there was probably no serious consequence.

"How did you solve it?" Xiao Kai asked solemnly.

"Someone wants to hold you accountable. Director Guan is looking for someone to deal with Mr. Ding. After we heard that, we still think about whether to find you."

"As a result, the patient stopped working and went to Dean Guan's office to beat him up."

"..." Xiao Kai was stunned when he heard this.

Could it be that the patient really loves Mr. Ding in urology?
Chapter completed!