951 Bedwetting
"I can't guess." Shen Lang told the truth.
Zhou Congwen looked at Shen Lang with an angry expression.
It was obviously close to the answer, but Shen Lang just didn't move forward, just limited to the level of gossip.
When will you become a doctor?
Xiao Kai looked at Zhou Congwen curiously. He figured out some things from the conversation between the two, but because of the limited diagnosis level, he did not know the details.
"Professor Zhou, why don't you go to the office, tell us?" Xiao Kai asked.
Zhou Congwen nodded, his eyes always falling on Shen Lang.
Everyone came to the office, Xiao Kai fell to the end, and when everyone entered the room, he looked carefully and then closed the door.
"Director Xiao, are you worried that the patient's family will hear it?" Zhou Congwen asked.
"Yes." Xiao Kai rubbed his hands, "I made a mistake when I first went to work."
Zhou Congwen smiled slightly and knew what Xiao Kai was going to say.
Many people have made similar mistakes, but they are basically only made once.
"I met the first patient with lung cancer at that time. My family members repeatedly advised me not to let the patient know." Xiao Kai sighed, "I just said I was missing. I was young at that time, so I couldn't do it."
Everyone understands his mistakes he made when he was young.
"It's okay, the problem with the patient's family just now was a trivial matter, and it won't involve these." Zhou Congwen said with a smile, "Everyone can sit down."
The few people sat down honestly, their eyes projecting on Zhou Congwen, full of curiosity.
"Things are actually very simple, and they are also the idea that Shen Lang gave me." Zhou Congwen said with a smile, "Why should we separate and why we dare not be hospitalized for escorts? Think about this question."
Separation and taking care of patients are unrelated to these two things...
"Sleep?!" Xiao Kai suddenly said.
Zhou Congwen nodded, "Yes, Dean Xiao guessed it right, just go to bed."
Shen Lang continued to think about this idea, and he felt that Zhou Congwen’s idea was really imaginative.
What did you say? It doesn’t seem to matter whether Transformers or Ultraman.
Seeing that Zhou Congwen said he was right, Xiao Kai not only did not understand anything, but also fell into a deeper level of contemplation.
Seeing that everyone was not talking, after a full minute, Zhou Congwen smiled and said, "This is how it is."
"Shen Lang reminded me that patients must have hidden secrets for separation. For an adult male, what is hidden secrets for?
"I am sick." Xiao Kai said with a smile.
"This is just one of them. Now there is medicine, so don't be afraid." Zhou Congwen said.
Because Peng Yiming was present, he couldn't drive. Zhou Congwen was still very careful in this regard.
Of course, it can also be called a hypocritical ascetic man.
"In addition, there is one thing that everyone may have overlooked."
"Incontinence?!" Shen Lang suddenly said.
"Impossible." Xiao Kai said, "The patient has no problem walking, no age, and it is impossible for him to have incontinence. Besides, if there is incontinence, no matter how much his lover can detect it."
"Director Xiao, you've really misunderstood this time." Zhou Congwen said.
“!!!”
Not only Xiao Kai, but even Shen Lang was stunned. Li Ran raised his hand and pulled the corner of his mouth down to show that he didn't believe it.
"It's urinary incontinence, which is the legendary bedwetting."
"Legend!" Shen Lang was surprised.
"Of course, do you still remember when the last time you wet the bed?" Zhou Congwen asked.
"Sixth grade of elementary school." Shen Lang answered honestly.
"Well……"
"Why are you still wetting the bed in the sixth grade?" Xiao Kai looked at Shen Lang strangely and asked.
"Uh, analyze cases, analyze cases."
Zhou Congwen looked at Shen Lang deeply. This guy is really talented. Even wetting the bed is unique and amazing!
"When I saw the patient's family, I felt that his eyes were a little big, but I couldn't think of it if he had big eyes." Zhou Congwen didn't want Shen Lang to be embarrassed and continued to say, "But Shen Lang reminded me that an adult man had to leave his wife and lived alone, and his mother was sick and didn't come to bed with her. She usually looked at her attitude and doing things.
"If you analyze this, the answer will be basically clear. It has something to do with sleep. The patient's son does not even dare to sleep in the hospital or bed with his wife."
"Why? Affair is a possibility, but are we a doctor after all? I analyzed that the patient's family was more likely to wet the bed."
"First of all, this matter is shameful enough that even your wife can't tell you. Secondly..."
Zhou Congwen said, and saw Peng Yiming's lips moving, he paused.
"Yiming, do you have anything to say?"
Peng Yiming scratched his head and smiled.
"I have a good friend. She and her husband got married a year ago." Peng Yiming said.
This is to explain the background first, and it is probably related to bedwetting. Zhou Congwen listened patiently.
"When they were friends, we often had dinner together. My friend was very cautious and never called her boyfriend and husband. Later, one day she called that, and I was strange."
"It's up to you, what's so strange about this?" Shen Lang said.
"No, she said that you can only call it this way after getting married, otherwise you will be called Kisen and Dee Honey, and suddenly break up, and you will feel like you are married to the second marriage."
"What happened later?"
"I'll ask. She said that she drank a lot of water one night a few days ago. Drinking a lot of water would make her dreams, but she would usually wake up and go to the bathroom. But that night she drank some beer and slept hard. She went to the bathroom in her dream and sat on the toilet."
She... actually... sat down!
Shen Lang's eyes were wide open.
"Later, she woke up after peeing about 30ml and went to the bathroom. Unfortunately, when she came back, her husband... was still boyfriend at that time and had woken up. She smiled and asked if she had wet the bed."
"Then I force myself to call my husband?" Shen Lang asked contemptly.
"It's a couple's mood. You little kid don't know anything, just listen carefully."
"What happened later?"
"No later." Peng Yiming said, "I mean Professor Zhou's analysis is correct. My friend used to refuse to call her husband, but once wet the bed, he called her. Hahaha~"
As he said that, Peng Yiming smiled regardless of his image, probably thinking of her friend's embarrassment at that time.
"Yiming's analysis is basically like this." Zhou Congwen said, "So I thought it was a patient wetting the bed at that time. This explanation can be compared with his strange situation, and it is relatively reasonable. When you look at the patient's behavior and talk to his wife, I don't think it seems like he has an affair."
Chapter completed!