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953 A medical term for two men and one woman

"Look at the patient, wait for the return, and then go to eat and sleep." Zhou Congwen stretched.

"Professor Zhou, do you need to urge me?"

"Don't worry, see the patient first."

Zhou Congwen took everyone to check rounds and arranged tomorrow's work by the way.

This kind of thing will be done if you have time, and it will be done sooner or later.

The ward was managed quite well, and Zhou Congwen was very satisfied with this.

Although there are not many beds, the overall process is a way that I had already been accustomed to in my previous life, which makes Zhou Congwen feel like he was back in the past.

The patient is in good condition and recovers faster than the surgery method with large lids in the past.

Everything is fine. When I returned to the office, Zhou Congwen said, "Shen Lang, go and ask about the patient's condition."

"Okay!"

Zhou Congwen took a look at the time. If he went to the emergency department and issued a blood test, the results should be available in 10-20 minutes.

"Director Xiao, you can leave after dinner. Don't be anxious to get angry and starve yourself out of hypoglycemia."

"Don't worry," Xiao Kai said, "Actually, I want to understand. After all, the management is not in place. Unlike our medical team, everything is straight."

Xiao Kai flattered a very straightforward flattery, so straightforward that Li Ran and Peng Yiming felt a little ashamed.

But Xiao Kai didn't seem to feel it, his face of admiration and respect, as if everything was the truth, and it even made people feel suspicious.

The old man’s face is not comparable to that of young doctors. Young doctors have more things to learn.

Zhou Congwen knew that Xiao Kai only talked about appearances.

If you feed your doctor yourself, you will naturally use your life. If you don’t give money, you will be able to work every day, which is a hooligan.

How about your own boss? You can’t even tell me a grand narrative without giving money. Don’t mention your status and what you want to do.

Zhou Congwen smiled slightly and sat in his seat casually.

His habit is to face the office door with his back against the wall. Whether it is the office of the academician's workstation or the office of the cardiothoracic surgeon, Zhou Congwen has always sat like this.

This is also a habit left behind in later generations of medical disputes in the 2.0-3.0s. Zhou Congwen was unwilling to work quietly and was beheaded and didn't even know how to die.

"Congwen, I said it had been sent, I'll go and have a look." Shen Lang came back and said to Zhou Congwen after calling.

"Don't go first." Zhou Congwen waved.

"Director Xiao, if you don't talk about this, I'll test you a question." Zhou Congwen said with a smile, then looked at Peng Yiming, "Yiming, please go to the laboratory department to urge them to get out as soon as possible. Your Dean Xiao will still go home."

Peng Yiming knew that Zhou Congwen was going to drive. She thought to herself that Professor Zhou Congwen was so skilled in driving on the operating table that he had no mercy on the instrument nurse and the circuit nurse.

Is this the legendary rabbit does not eat grass beside the nest?

Although I felt curious, since Zhou Congwen said that, Peng Yiming still suppressed his unwilling thoughts to go to the laboratory department.

"Professor Zhou, what are you asking?" Xiao Kai was also very curious.

"I am idle, I am idle, and I will make a riddle. What are the terms in our medical terms that men have two parts on their bodies, but women have only one."

“…”

Xiao Kai looked at Zhou Congwen and saw that he didn't seem to be joking. He talked about an unsolvable problem, and his mind quickly ran.

There is definitely no need to think about all kinds of organs. The hallmark organs of men and women are mutually exclusive, and everyone has them, such as the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys. There are not two men and one women.

If men have two, women have one...

Li Ran frowned and began to think hard.

"Congwen, you're just kidding now." Shen Lang smiled, "You are talking about people with congenital diseases. You are the professor in the group, and it seems a bit bad to joke with patients."

"Don't talk nonsense, how is that possible?" Zhou Congwen said contemptly, "It's just an ordinary noun, which is something that all normal people have. If I can't answer... I think about what to do."

Ordinary noun?

Xiao Kai racked his brains to think about it, but he couldn't understand what it was.

There are two men, do they mean that they are similar to kidneys, lungs and other organs? There is one liver and spleen, which makes sense, but women have one...

It was still wrong. Xiao Kai thought about it for a few minutes, and finally shook his head.

Zhou Congwen smiled and glanced at the few people, crossed his legs.

"Director Xiao, it shouldn't be." Zhou Congwen teased, "Shen Lang and Li Ran are both young doctors, and they haven't even done many surgeries. You old director, old director, old expert..."

"No, no, no, I dare not take it." Xiao Kai's face wrinkled and said with a wry smile, "I want to be a suitable riddle question for young people. I am old and my mind cannot move."

"Don't talk, this is a professional issue in our cardiothoracic surgery." Zhou Congwen said.

Cardiac and thoracic surgery major!

Xiao Kai was even more surprised when he heard this.

If this is the case, it is really unreasonable that I can't answer it myself.

"Impossible, there is only one heart." Shen Lang argued.

"Tell me about the anatomy structure inside the heart." Zhou Congwen picked up the pen and paper casually, put it on the table and patted it.

Shen Lang thought about it, but did not commit suicide, and talked about local anatomy in front of Zhou Congwen.

A few minutes later, Xiao Kai smiled bitterly, "Professor Zhou, I can't think of it, please give me an answer."

"What is the boundary between the left and right ventricles?" Zhou Congwen asked.

"The anterior and posterior interventricular groove is slightly to the right of the apex of the heart." Xiao Kai answered immediately without thinking.

This kind of question simply insults the knowledge reserves of an old director, but Xiao Kai dared not be arrogant in front of Zhou Congwen, and answered the question honestly.

“What before the interventricular trench?”

“Corical groove.”

"Oh, so you know." Zhou Congwen looked at Xiao Kai with a smile.

Xiao Kai thought about it carefully, but still didn't understand it. The coronal groove is a groove at the bottom of the heart, which is a question of the anatomical positioning point.

It has a vertical shallow groove at the front and back of the ventricle, and extends from the coronary groove to the right of the apex.

But what does this have to do with the problem?

"Congwen, you stinking hooligan!" Shen Lang suddenly shouted loudly.

"Hahaha, didn't you notice that the two nouns overlap when you were in school?" Zhou Congwen asked.

"What noun?"

"Corical groove." Zhou Congwen saw that Xiao Kai was still confused and his reaction was obviously not as fast as Shen Lang. He knew that he was trapped in the local anatomy of the heart, so he smiled and said, "Have you ever cut the foreskin?"

One sentence awakens the dreamer.

Xiao Kai suddenly realized.

Zhou Congwen is indeed a stinky hooligan, a stinky hooligan.
Chapter completed!
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