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Chapter 1054 Just think he is a stick(2/2)

This guy may have more combat experience than any of them.

How old is he? 22?

"What training will be tomorrow?"

Niu Yi replied, "Physical fitness and military fist are four hundred meters obstacles the day after tomorrow."

Lei Zhan's eyes flashed and looked at Niu Yi, "Tomorrow, you go and try his skills."

"No, captain, is it true or false?"

Niu Yi felt that the other party was a civilian, and his status was extraordinary, so he could not let go of his physical strength. If he really got it, it would be very troublesome if he hurt him.

"If you want to try, just try it, or you can ask Shen Lanni to try it first." Lei Zhan gave him an idea.

Shen Lanni, a member of the women's special forces team, has won the Asian championship, and is definitely the thorn in the team.

"Yes, that's fine. If he gets beaten by a woman, he's embarrassed to complain."

Lei Zhan and Guo Deyuan looked at each other, which was not necessarily true.

...

When they reached the auditorium after discussing the work.

Master Xu was about to talk about a complete dream of the Western Expedition in front of the leaders of the military song.

There is no process for this welcome party. Just a female soldier is the one who is the newspaper, and basically calls someone to anyone.

As long as there are many people, there are all kinds of talented people, such as singing and dancing, various instruments, magic and acrobatics, and some people sing Shaolin long boxing.

This classmate Xiaotian, who was temporarily partnering with Master Xu, was so nervous when he looked at the two stars sitting in the middle below.

"Don't be afraid of him. I went to their house for free some time a few days ago." Xu Chuan was trying to appease the other party before going on stage. How could this psychological quality go to the battlefield?

"They use yellow mayonnaise for making fried noodles. I told him several times that they would use sweet noodles sauce. He just didn't change it. Just think he was a stick."

The effect is very good, the child surnamed Tian is almost crying.

"Please listen to the crosstalk "Dream of the West", performers, Xu Chuan and Tian Tao."

After the female soldier reported the show, everyone burst into warm applause, especially the reality show guests sitting with the new recruits, who were the loudest.

Xu Jiwu, who was sitting in the front, clapped his hands and smiled helplessly. The person sitting next to him was coming over, "Is this the child of your second child?"

Xu Jiwu nodded, "This kid is getting more and more unruly. I'll let him take this opportunity to feel the atmosphere of the army."

"Where is your Xu Fei?"

"The troops he returned to yesterday have an exercise to participate in later." The two of them talked about homework.

They came to attend this party temporarily and specifically told everyone that life in the army is united, tense, serious and lively, and that everyone should have fun at this party.

After Xu Jiwu learned that their Xu Chuan was going to have a crosstalk, he was really afraid that these children would be so worried that they would be so sad.

Master Xu and his two walked to the stage, and Tian Tao moved a small table, which was quite decent.

The two of them stood there and saw the difference. Tian Tao stood straight, while Master Xu was wearing Lang as a regular dress as a community security guard.

"There are so many people coming," Xu Chuan looked around and then his eyes fell on Xu Jiwu. "Good guy, you've all arrived."

Tian Tao next to him was sweating all over his forehead, and he couldn't answer this.

Xu Jiwu's face turned dark, hey, this kid is playing slander with him.

Even if someone can understand this burden, it will not be possible.

Xu Chuan waved his hand and casually pulled Tian Tao, who was still nervous, and then began to say, "Can you tell what I do?"

If it was another occasion, he would definitely smash Xu Jiwu for a few more times, but he was worried that Tian Tao beside him would slid on it.

Tian Tao reacted quite quickly. He first looked at him up and down, then looked at his usual clothes like the other party, and said slowly, "I really didn't see this."

Xu Chuan felt relieved. This child spoke well and should not have any big problems.

"Isn't this obvious?" Xu Chuan pretended to be puzzled and sorted out his clothes, then raised his legs and leaned against the table, "Everyone knows."

Tian Tao pushed him, "Go down, what's wrong with it? You're going to the kang."

"I am a military strategist." After saying that, he first brushed his pants, then picked up the rag on the table that acted as a handkerchief, put it on his nose and blew his nose, and then put it back on the table, "The Great Military strategist."

Tian Tao used his fingers to tamper with disgust, "You military strategist are not hygienic."

The people sitting below were almost unable to help it.

"Look, don't believe it." Then Xu Chuan gave an extremely unstandard gift with his left hand, just like a bear in the zoo.

"What, this is it."

"Salute"

"Salute is over there."

"Oh," Xu Chuan looked at his right hand, pointed to his temple on the left, and made a move like a monkey.

This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! The people below can't hold back their smiles, and one of the beginnings will be contagious.

Xu Jiwu is the same. Although he is usually very serious, Xu Chuan knows that he has a low laugh point, it is easier to let go with him taking the lead.

"I'm a military strategist."

"biu" gestured the action of a pistol.

"pistol"

"pen", change to your hands.

"rifle"

"Ben", a pulling action backwards.

"We have all bows!"

The new recruits and veterans below were already laughing.

When Lei Zhan and his friends walked in, Xu Chuan was talking about the five-star general Corporal James taking them to sing school songs.

He changed this review opera into a model opera and attacked the White Tiger Group.

After singing the last sentence, 'Down with the ambition of the American imperialist wolf', Tian Tao said, "American five-star general takes you to sing this together? He has a big heart."

"Zhan Master Zhan is very confident and doesn't care about this."

"Where are you following?"

...

Lei Zhan and his friends looked at the hundreds of people in the auditorium who were smiling in a slanted manner, looking confused.

Sitting down in the last row, he asked a lieutenant who was already lying on the back of the chair in front, "What's wrong?"

"Oh, Team Lei."

He stood up and saluted him, and then was held down by Lei Zhan, "Sit down"

"The Xu Chuan, who came to shoot the reality show, said crosstalk, and everyone laughed so hard."

Lei Zhan looked at Xu Chuan, who was completely different from the usual styles on the stage, and did not give him too much time to think, so he laughed with his comrades.

Especially when the helicopter shakes the glass, Xu Chuan looks so much like a taxi driver while sucking the cigarette butt.

"This should call the people from Luhang and ask them if they shake the glass like this."

Niu Yi patted Yan Gang's back with his hand and was already laughing, "I think this joke can follow Lu Hang for a long time."

"Be careful to be thrown off the plane."

This dream of the Western Expedition is definitely Lao Guo’s classic work, with constant laughter and endless burdens.

Xu Chuan said something slightly worse, and his partner was not very professional, and the two of them only had two hours to match the words.

The results are already very good.

The party continued until nine o'clock, and then the recruits gathered outside the auditorium in the company. Xu Jiwu, as the leader of the big army, said some encouragement words to another erectile dysfunction, and then the company commanders took them back to the barracks.

Xu Chuan originally thought Xu Jiwu would talk to him for a while, but found that he was taking the bus and leaving.

The few people who returned to the barracks had not recovered from their excitement.

"Brother Xu, your episode is so funny." Xiao Xiao's face turned slightly red. They didn't expect Xu Chuan, who was talking crosstalk, would look like this.

Xu Chuan's emotions did not fluctuate any more and looked at the happy people pouring cold water on them, "There must be an emergency gathering tonight."

It is obvious that as an instructor, I will definitely use this method to put a tight curse on the recruits who are a little loose tonight.

After hearing him say it, the smiles on several people's faces immediately disappeared.

At 1:30 in the middle of the night, the rapid whistle proved Xu Chuan's correctness.

But this time it turned into a five-kilometer run, and fortunately it was enough to wear physical clothing.

Passed the exam in 23 minutes and was excellent in 21 minutes. Xu Chuan easily ran to 21 minutes and 01 seconds, and he didn't get stuck in one second.
Chapter completed!
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