Chapter 292 Women will only affect my speed of drawing my sword!

All right.

Li Hansheng didn't want to say anything like this, but from the perspective of a time traveler, these jokes are really lazy.

But the timeline is 17 years, so the audience can just watch it happily, and the most important thing is that these female anchors can take on these memes.

Next is a self-introduction to Sister Zhou and Rita. They are a little more relaxed and don’t need Li Hansheng to help them with any program effect.

And finally it was Li Hansheng.

"Cough cough cough." Li Hansheng coughed lightly, "Waiwaiwai, brother cute, I don't have to introduce myself, right?"

"Me!" Li Hansheng pointed his finger at himself with an arrogant expression, "noob! If anyone of you makes a question mark or asks who I am, I have to go to your house to see what years hasn't passed the Internet?

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Who are the audience?

When you are showing off, can the audience be abusive?

【???Who are you?】

【If you don’t understand, ask, who is noob? Look at this ID so fashionable, you must be a handsome GG.】

[Sorry, I only know Li Hansheng, who is noob? I'm really not familiar with him.]

[I really don’t know who noob is. Can the anchor give us some science?]

Other anchors were overjoyed when they saw this scene, especially the demon king and others who had been teased. Sister Zhou understood the effect of the show and immediately started to cheer.

"Gaia!! This is too simple and spicy." Sister Zhou smirked, "Can you introduce yourself more vividly? It's said that our brother Han Sheng can be very good at speaking, so you can't be a little different? Your program

What's the effect!"

"It really doesn't work. I'll bite a lighter for everyone while introducing myself."

Sister Zhou’s jokes won the recognition of the audience. They would feel uncomfortable if they didn’t watch Li Hansheng live a while!

Li Hansheng didn't say anything, as if he was brewing something.

He suddenly asked, "You have watched Journey to the West, have you? No one hasn't watched it, right? Then how miserable was your childhood?"

Rita immediately answered the joke, and she started to speak first, "You want to say that you are the omnipotent Sun Wukong who goes all out of heaven and earth? Just like your performance on the field?"

Rita was a little complacent.

Look!

What is the on-site reaction ability of LPL commentator?

However……

Li Hansheng shook his head and denied her words, "No, what are you thinking? In your heart, I actually have this image? Who are you looking down on?"

Rita was stunned, and the others were also stunned.

Sun Wukong’s image is deeply rooted in people’s hearts. Isn’t this praising you for saying you look like Sun Wukong?

How do you think Li Hansheng's reaction is like he has suffered a huge grievance?

Didn’t they watch the same Journey to the West?

"Have you ever heard the evaluation? Sun Wukong is a monk with a thunderbolt face and a thunderbolt mouth, and he is also thin and not as thin as a brother. Look at me! What's wrong with thinness? Just my buddy's appearance is probably the same as Tang Monk.

Level? Among the four masters and apprentices, there are some people like Tang Seng, and he is also a handsome guy!"

Li Hansheng still did not stop his serious nonsense behavior.

"Does Tang Monk have many nicknames? What are the brothers of Yudi, masters, Sanzang, Jin Chanzi..."

"I have many nicknames! Brother Han Sheng, Sheng Bao, Sheng÷, Big B..."

Um?

Li Hansheng always felt that something strange had been infiltrated.

【Puff...Sup ÷ is also considered a nickname??】

[About the fact that my fan idol turns out to be my biggest black fan.]

【233333, Is it true that I am talking about my own black name? Is it true that I am the one who is not the one who is not the one who is not the one who is not the one who is not the one who is not the one who is not the one who is not the one who is not the one who is not the one who is not the one who is not the one who is not the one who is not the one who is not the one who is not the one who is not the one who is not the one who is not the one who

[Brother Han Sheng understands Xiao Heizi. As long as I have enough strength to hack myself, Xiao Heizi will not be able to hurt me at all!]

The others still did not speak casually, but continued to watch Li Hansheng talk nonsense!

They want to see what Li Hansheng can make out!

"And!!" As he said that, Li Hansheng suddenly raised his voice and said loudly, "Is Tang Monk a thief a woman's concern? Some female fairies even don't even eat Tang Monk's meat, and cried and shouted to marry him!

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"Then the question is! After getting married... will we create a human being next?"

"A coincidence! My buddy is also missed by many women. She cried and shouted that she wanted to have a monkey with me, so there were not too many people who wanted to marry me."

Everyone now understands it.

What about praising yourself in this roundabout way?

"Oh by the way! Another very important thing is to eat Tang Monk's meat and live forever, kill noob once and soar into the sky!"

Li Hansheng is not exaggerating.

What he enjoys now is the treatment of a faker. All mid laners are proud of killing the faker devil alone. Killing a faker alone can even be regarded as an honor for professional players.

And what about him?

It is not the same thing that he is on the road.

You should know that since his debut, although Li Hansheng's winning rate has not been 100%, he has often been killed many times.

But he has never been killed by any top laner... to be precise, he has never been killed alone!!

If anyone can kill Li Hansheng alone on the field, that player will definitely receive great attention!

"Tsk tsk, it's worthy of being noob." Sister Zhou praised with a smile, "Self-introduction is so unique."

"You're all forcing me!" Li Hansheng rolled his eyes, "Is it easy for me? I said so many things in one breath, Douyu remembers to reimburse me for the drinks!"

As he said that, he drank several sips of the fat man's happy water.

After the self-introduction, I will enter the theme of the event, which is to divide two teams to fight the canyon, with Li Hansheng and Grandpa Lu each bringing four female anchors.

After a round of lottery draws.

The people on the same team as Li Hansheng are Rita, Zhou Jie, Zhou Ge and Feng Mogu.

After creating the room, the next step is to divide the location.

The official will naturally not let Li Hansheng run on the road, as that would be too suspense and there would be no program effect.

Otherwise, who would dare to go on the road to compete with Li Hansheng??

Is he quit Internet addiction by being killed by Li Hansheng in no time?

However, if Li Hansheng is asked to assist, the program effect will not work. After weighing the pros and cons, he will eventually be asked to play ADC, while Grandpa Lu can play the mid laner who he is best at to balance the strength of both sides.

The other four female anchors draw lots, and Rita was eventually assigned to the bottom lane to assist Li Hansheng.

Feng Mogu went there, and the pigeon was playing on Tuesday, and Sister Zhou was playing jungler.

When the lottery results came out, Rita immediately smiled, "noob! I'll help you masturbate."

"Puff..." Li Hansheng almost sprayed out a sip of water.

This bad woman always wants to tease herself, right?

Do you really think that you won't fight back??

"Oh, why don't you talk? Is our brother Yu so shy?" Rita chuckled, "Isn't you really treat us as the leprechaun in Pansi Cave? If so, please be sure to treat me as the king of the Kingdom of Women."

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"Huh?" Sister Zhou reacted very quickly, "Then I am a good person to be that mouse spirit. After all, a hot actor is also very beautiful."

The two of them sang and the entire live broadcast atmosphere would not be a mess at all, and the conversation was so dense.

This made Zhou Erge and Feng Mogu completely unable to integrate into it, so they simply acted as transparent.

The main reason is that they are far less familiar than Rita, Sister Zhou and Li Hansheng.

Moreover, his personality is not as carefree as the two of them, and he has some idol burden.

Wait!

Li Hansheng didn't say anything for the time being, but he was thinking about how to fight back!

I started to select people soon.

The other three people quickly chose the hero they wanted.

Timo, Lulu, Sword Saint...
To be continued...