Chapter 406: Men are not bad and women are not loving
If both sides were furious because of Liu Lang's remarks that "wash the butt" were waiting for me, the people who were already looking forward to "breaking updating" for two days, finally waited for the "update".
"Sorry, because the troops are confidential, I cannot report the latest battle reports to all the people in the past two days. But now I can finally shout out the two words I have drawn countless times in my heart, a great victory. An unprecedented victory. At 12 noon on April 1, our army was in Dushigou 80 miles from the Anwupo Pass. After a day and night hard fighting, under the command of Liu Lang, our heroic ancient city regiment soldiers repelled the Eighth Division again. The 16th Brigade of the Eighth Division was completely wiped out, the enemy Huadicheng garrison and baggage brigade was completely wiped out, and the enemy left on the position to block the two infantry squadrons that our army pursued the remaining enemies were completely wiped out, and the enemy left on the position to block the two infantry squadrons of our army's pursuit of the remaining enemies were completely wiped out, and they were completely seized.
I know that many people want to cheer like me when they see this news. Even though the Black Hawk Empire Army has now been in power, I am like the land of the sea valley, the resistance of the soldiers of my kingdom has not stopped. Not only that, we also have an iron-blooded soldier who is continuing to create glory.
However, it is still not the last time to cheer for victory. More than 13,000 troops of the enemy's 8th Division and the remaining troops of the Independent Brigade were still fleeing north, trying to seize the city. But Commander Liu Lang was disdainful of the weak escape behavior of the Black Hawk Empire Army. He said that an army that had no courage, even if it was given a strongest city, would only make it convenient for us to close the door and fight dogs. No matter where the Eighth Division flees, the Ancient City Regiment will chase the Eighth Division and kill. 2,000 soldiers of our Ancient City Regiment vowed to build the heads of the Eighth Division's eighth Division's Xiao Qing, Xu Haiming, Guo Jin, Yu Jia and other officers into Jingguan, and present it on the land in the north of the kingdom.
At that time, let us cheer for the soldiers of the Ancient City Group again! At that time, we will usher in our greatest victory! Long live the Ancient City Group! Long live the victory!
Finally, the full text of the express telegram sent by Commander Liu Lang to the Black Hawk Imperial Army is as follows..."
Liu Lang did not see that when he reviewed the manuscript of the perfect female reporter, he strongly asked the beautiful reporter to attach the original text of his telegram like a gangster scolding the street to someone else's cross-border article. The beautiful reporter's instantly blushed cheeks were so charming.
For a beautiful university graduate from a scholarly family in a kingdom period, how large is Liu Lang's telegram? It's okay to have a scoundrel slang like "wash the butt"? After all, everyone has the word "butt", and it's not a good idea to listen to it. But what does your sentence "wait for me to poke" mean?
This sentence gives people too much room for imagination. There are verbs and quantifiers, especially the dirty scene involuntarily appearing in their minds, which almost made the beautiful reporter feel embarrassed.
Liu Lang's original intention was to use this slightly vulgar language to cheer everyone up. After all, there are fewer people who have read books, and it is more down-to-earth, right? Then, to stimulate the Black Hawk Empire people, it is best to jump over to die with a fever, that is the best. However, a Black Hawk Empire Division team that was completely wiped out by 2,000 kingdoms is an indelible joke in the history of the world.
Unfortunately, the excitement was obviously not strong enough. Xu Haiming, the Black Hawk Empire man, was really like he was poked on a chrysanthemum, and his doggy run was even more enjoyable.
But Liu Lang never thought that what does his vulgar slang mean when he forcibly added his fancy slang to his article. If it were later generations, there would be a noun called "subject harassment" and verbal harassment. Of course, it would be a bit too formal. According to Liu Lang's halo of protagonists now in the eyes of other beautiful journalists, the noun can be changed to "snatching girls".
It is said that "men are not bad, women don't love them." This sentence is not only applicable to modern times, but actually applies to all eras. The reason is very simple. Women never regard themselves as goddesses, but some men regard them as goddesses. The consequence of treating them as goddesses is that the goddess becomes other people's women, especially those gangsters who like to "flirt with girls", their chances are often much higher.
At least, the beautiful reporter was "tricked" by a certain romance. Although he had not yet thought about the relationship between men and women, he was already wondering if a certain group leader was more interested in his butt, otherwise he would be so familiar with that? He could just write a message at will?
This taste is so unique.
Well, even in modern society, some ideas that many women think are evil are defined by uniqueness in the minds of a kingdom woman who was born in a scholarly family.
Do you think the halo of the protagonist on a certain body is too dazzling? You can't say that the saying "Beauties have loved heroes since ancient times" has a lot of factual basis.
Not to mention that Liu Lang is a hero in the eyes of beautiful reporters, even in the hearts of ordinary people who are waiting to read newspapers every day, Liu Lang is also an absolute hero, including thousands of soldiers under his command, as well as the 29th Army and all other kingdom troops that were defeated in the battle, are heroes.
To be honest, Hua Tuanjin's previous beautiful reporter wrote so much, which made ordinary people cheer, but what really made the whole people reach a high dynasty (sorry, it's not a typo, because some words are river crab words, and they will appear from time to time in the future, so I won't explain it) is a telegram from the leader of the group attached to the article.
So when many people from Shinkai met in the morning, the first sentence was not "Is it eaten?", but "Have you poked it?" Although everyone laughed after asking, obviously remembering Liu Lang's words to scold the Black Hawk Empire Army in the telegram, his expression was so vulgar that it was really a precedent for Shinkai Castle.
Even in the next few years, the Black Hawk Empire Army would be filled with the northern part of the kingdom. The strong man in the northern country who was not afraid of death cursed the Black Hawk Empire Army in addition to the "Big Hawk Empire people", "My Mother's Black Hawk Empire people", "Your ancestors' eight generations" This kind of national curse that wants to have relationships with all kinds of female relatives of the Black Hawk Empire nations all the time has also added a new style of cursing: "I poke you the whole family of the Black Hawk Empire."
Everyone says that Captain Lang's method of cursing with verbs is really big in imagination.
The simple northern people were all ruined by Liu Lang.
The Black Hawk Empire said one after another that Liu Lang was really bad for Bagayalu's conscience.
Shinai Castle University.
A group of young people wearing glasses and combing their typical separations during the Kingdom period were also holding newspapers and commenting on the astonishing telegrams of a certain group leader.
Although Liu Lang would not know these people even if they met them, no matter how young they look now or decades later.
But in response to the fact that all these people respectfully called Li Shi as Mr. Liu Lang had to worship these "young people" who were still slick and ridiculously separated.
It is undeniable that the reason why Li Shi is called a master of physics is not because he has made great achievements in physics research, but because the students he has trained are too strong.
Li Shi always emphasized "focusing on quality but not weight". In the past ten years, there were only 74 graduates from the Department of Physics in Huaqing, and only 361 students in the entire School of Science. Looking at the students' enrollment in Huaqing Park, the annual elimination rate is basically above 19%, while the elimination rate of the School of Science has always ranked first.
The standards for the selection of Li Shi for training talents are extremely strict, but it is also due to this concept that any student who graduates successfully from the School of Science will have a future success rate of almost 100%.
Chapter completed!