Chapter 798 Kung Fu Panda
Seeing Liu Lang taking the initiative to dodge and even shouting that the donkey and the beautiful girl would hide aside, the soldiers and gangsters all laughed.
Pandas are considered national treasures in the future, but in this era, there are still quite a few people who have seen them. In addition to the precious fur, the taste is also quite delicious. Don’t be surprised. Everything is rare only when it is rare. Pandas called flower-faced bears are now food, whether it is hunters or everyone who likes to eat bear meat.
Of course, a few soldiers knew that judging from their body shape, the beard in front of them was still a little bear. If they were an adult big guy, they would not dare to rush over with bare hands. The beard's claws and teeth were very sharp.
For Xiong Si, who was still a little confused, when he saw these humans laughing, he immediately understood that he was coming to play with it! In the Independent Regiment, the soldiers often fell with it like this, and they were already familiar with this routine.
If you win, you will have steamed buns to eat.
At that moment, Xiong Si, who had a dream of food, waved his bear's paw and rushed over, but quietly took the sharp claws into the thick bear's paw. Otherwise, half a pound of meat would be lost on the palm.
This is really not a big deal. There are even big guys like wild boars in the food chain of giant pandas.
Amid the laughter of the soldiers, Xiong Si rushed into the encirclement of several big men who suddenly became a little confused by the attack.
The panda that was surging was not the cute fat guy I usually see, even if it had already put away its fangs and claws. A gust of fishy wind proved its potential as a beast.
Xiong Si shrank his neck and his fat body, like a ball, hit him violently. The leader of the leading soldier was knocked to the ground. Xiong Si's thick butt was still sitting on his face, almost making him faint.
It wasn't because I was fainted, but because I was fainted by the smell of the bear four buttocks.
He was even more immature. He was a platoon leader and the commander of the No. 30 man under his command was actually insulted by a beautiful bear, and he was still using his butt.
Liu Lang couldn't help but be happy. Xiong Si's move was called Qianjin Plow, and it was specially developed by several good special forces based on its body shape. After teaching it a few times, this guy actually learned it. Of course, they didn't think about whom Xiong Si went to fight with, but instead asked it to teach the new recruits who were so idle that they always liked to find Xiong Si to have fun.
Since Xiong Si developed this move, there are many new recruits from the Independent Regiment who were insulted by its buttocks. Although Xiong Si was underage, the power it burst out had also been seen after Liu Lang returned. It was definitely far greater than that of an ordinary adult. If he waited for his age to reach 100 kilograms, he would definitely be the top three strongmen in the Independent Regiment, including him and Chen Yunfa.
Why does "Ximan" like to call the power of bears? Xiong Si has proved it with practical actions. If it is a minor, a child bear, the soldiers are no longer opponents.
He is a fairy, but this beautiful bear can't do martial arts? The eyes of the audience who watched the platoon leader grab the beautiful bear almost popped up collectively.
The other several Qiu Tong Army soldiers were also shocked, but they were not too cowardly. They all grabbed the forelimbs of the storm bear with their hands and could take the initiative to attack. After all, they had to hold the storm bear down first.
But Xiong Si, who played and played with the soldiers of the Independent Order almost every day, reacted much faster than they thought. His paws "rubbed" and stretched out from the thick bear's paws. In the bright sunlight, the black bear's claws were three or four centimeters long, slightly hooked and flashed with a cold light.
It's almost like you grabbing someone's arm. Just as we brothers were competing with strength, a knife suddenly appeared in the other party's hand, which means: You don't move the guy, but I don't plan to do this.
After he was a fairy, the soldiers realized that they were not catching individuals, but a bear, a bear with sharp claws. The sharp bear claws made these hair stand up, and they hurriedly wanted to let go and hide first.
Then he knew that as soon as his hand was released, the bear paw followed him. He slapped one of the guys who had not had time to hide and turned around several times before falling to the ground. Hearing his pig-killing scream, Xiong Si's slap might have at least a few dozen pounds of strength. Liu Lang couldn't help but feel a little tooth pain for him. That was the iron sand palm used by the bear...
There are even more unlucky people who are hiding too quickly, and they kicked the platoon leader who was knocked down and sat on the panda's big butt before. They were tripped so hard and their body was unbalanced and hit the platoon leader who was kicked and suffered unpredictable disaster by his brothers.
"Son of the Turtle, ah~~~" The platoon leader of the soldier cursed his stupid subordinate brother angrily, and then he screamed like a pig.
It turned out that when Xiong Si saw that he had fallen, he was overjoyed. According to the usual rules, as long as they could suppress them and prevent them from getting up, it would be considered as winning.
Without hesitation, it was like a soldier's pounce, and the bear's body weighing 70 kilograms was directly knocked down by the two people.
He almost suppressed the "shit" of the lower-level soldiers and platoon leader. That's not all. The terrified soldiers and platoon leader widened his eyes and saw a bear head grinning and moving towards his head.
The other two were hiding aside, but in just ten seconds, three of them were knocked down by a bear. They were still not using their claws and teeth. Then go on, that's what kind of melon skin is!
As for the platoon leader and brothers, we should wait until we live well before avenging them, and we can still burn some paper money for them in the future.
And the two who were determined to be able to receive paper money now have no time to hate the brothers who ran away.
This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! He is a fairy-like man, this is a flower-faced bear who likes to eat meat! The platoon leader of the soldier was so scared that his soul was so loud that he was almost crushed out. In fact, his urine was already scared out. The two fangs of several centimeters long in the flower-faced bear are really not a decoration. Eating extremely hard bamboo is like eating vegetables. No matter how thick his skin is, it is not as good as bamboo!
"Help! Help!" The platoon leader of the soldier used his best efforts to shout for help.
Xiong Si was puzzled with two dark circles in his eyes. What is this "human friend" called? We are not playing! Why are we crying?
What is a Kung Fu Panda? That's it. Not to mention those dumbfounded soldiers, even Captain Liu was shocked by the agile Xiong Si.
Who says that artificially raised giant pandas have low combat effectiveness? Damn, Xiong Si, who has this set of boxing, will probably compete with him when he encounters a tiger when he grows up. It is naturally as easy to deal with a few human slags as drinking water and eating bamboo.
It was not until this time that a group of melon-eating spectators around realized that their platoon leader was going to be eaten for lunch by the "martial arts master" Bear.
"Guawazi, hurry up and get that guy away, otherwise I will shoot." At this time, if you don't take the gun out, you will be stupid.
More than a dozen guns were held at Liu Lang and asked him to rescue his platoon leader.
As for why they didn't shoot bears and then save people, they were mainly afraid that the bears would not be killed, so they would first knock their own people into honeycombs.
"If Xiong Si wants to hurt someone, if you slap him, you can be shameless from now on. Do you believe it?" Liu Lang stood there without moving, and his smile gradually calmed down. "Also, put away your guns. If your superiors know that your guns are not aimed at the enemy but at the common people, what are the consequences of you? Also, I would like to remind you, I will never let someone point the gun at me, no matter who he is."
Liu Lang's words were not very awesome, but after he finished speaking, all the soldiers took a step back.
Instinct tells them that the fat man in ordinary clothes in front of them is very dangerous. Even if he is only one, it actually makes them feel extremely ridiculous but no one laughs.
If there is a conflict, the people who die will definitely be their group of people with more people and more guns.
I took a peek at the platoon leader who was still pressed by a flower-faced bear in the field and shouted for help. He was very excited but seemed to be full of energy. A guy with two stars on the neckline who should be a squad leader took the initiative to lower his muzzle and asked with a tough forehead: "What a big tone, where are you?"
"Me!" Liu Lang looked around and the guns of the soldiers took the initiative to put down. "My name is Liu Dalang, a vendor who took his wife home. Otherwise, what's the point? You walk on your Yangguan Road, and we and our couple walk on our single-plank bridge without interfering with each other."
You are a fairy, a hammer, a hammer, you are treating me as a silence! A group of Qiu Tong Army soldiers secretly complained to themselves.
When ordinary vendors saw them, they didn't even say anything, but they dared to tell them that no one dared to point the gun at him?
Chapter completed!