"Dalang, Dalang?"

Opening his eyes, a handsome and handsome young woman was looking at Jia Rui with concern.

"You call me?"

"Dalang, it's time to take medicine..."

"Dalang? Take medicine? Hold grass! I won't take it!"

"You have to eat it if you don't eat it!"

Tons tons…

OK, it's over!

Wrong! Come again!

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"Young Master, come on~Happy~"

The ancient and scented room is filled with fragrance.

A beautiful young woman with a slightly charming shoulder on the bed was waving to Jia Rui.

"I? Are you calling me?" Jia Rui asked, pointing at his nose with a drooling sound.

The beautiful young woman chuckled: "What? Is there anyone else in this room besides you? Come on~ Happy~"

"Come here, I'm here!" Jia Ruiyin rushed forward with a smile.

Just as he was about to enter the port, the sudden door was kicked open by a forty-eight-yard foot. A burly man, seven feet long, jumped in and shouted:

"Ye! Where did the thief beasts come from? You dare to tease my Wu Dalang's wife!"

Jia Rui was shocked at that time: Wu Dalang? Is this Wu Dalang? Is this Yao Ming? OK!

(Author’s note: Song Yichi is about 31.68cm)

"What's your stupid bird? Let me ask you, are you going to die or live?"

"What do you say if you want to die, what do you say if you want to live?"

"Are you going to die? Do you see my big fist? I'll send you to see the King of Hell with one punch! If you want to survive, you will only pay a thousand guan!" Wu Dalang shook his fist and said with a grim smile.

"Young Master, are you going to pay the money by your side? My man is so irritable that he will really beat people to death. Moreover, he has contacts with the magistrate. If you beat you half-death and throw you into prison, why bother?" Pan Jinlian said with a sweet smile.

"Damn it, the immortal dances? You don't play according to the routine!"

"If you don't let you taste the great grandfather's fist, I'm afraid you will be dishonest!"

Bang!

ah!

OK, it's over!

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"The surname Yuan! Can you be more serious? I'm so fucking the protagonist! Do you dare to let me live a thousand words? You can tell me to kill you, a grandson!"

Jia Rui, who had a ferocious face, stuck Yuan Chengxu's neck with his hands and shook.

"Ahem, give me your life, give me your life... I'll do it again!" Yuan Chengxu begged for mercy like a dog, sticking out his tongue.

"Write it for me! Also, I'll do it for me, such as gold fingers, the system, etc.! Otherwise, I'll be together with you!"

Yuan Chengxu had a constipated expression on his face: "I can't write about the system and the golden finger, and my readers don't like to read it..."

"I don't care! If you don't write this, I'll strangle you to death now! Isn't there a brick summoning technique last time?"

Another crazy shaking.

"Ahem, let go, I'll try it as much as possible..." Yuan Chengxu foamed at the mouth and begged for mercy.

When he opened his eyes again, Jia Rui was standing in an alley, and his long gown made his figure look longer. He was obviously a scholar.

It happened that there was a pool of water on the ground, so Jia Rui squatted down to think about what he looked like.

It's okay, with sword eyebrows, star eyes, and nose bridge, and it's still white and clean, but it has the potential to be a novice.

"Oh!" As he was admiring himself, he suddenly heard a woman on his head exclaiming.

Jia Rui quickly raised his head and saw a big wooden stick as thick as an arm falling from the sky and knocking on his head.

"Old ape! I'll hold your lungs..." This was the last sentence Jia Rui said before he lost consciousness, and then he fell face down into the puddle.

"Wake up, young man!" A gentle voice mixed with panic.

Jia Rui opened his eyes and saw a young woman with bright eyes, white teeth, fair skin and beautiful skin looking at her in horror.

"You are...Pan Jinlian?" Jia Rui asked.

"It's my family..." Pan Jinlian was also stunned. How did this kid know his name?

"Wait! You are not here to dance with me, are you?" Jia Rui was not confused by the beauty.

"The immortal dances? The young master said that I can't understand what I said. Just now, my family was blown by the wind and accidentally fell off the fork rod and accidentally injured the official..." The woman looked confused.

(Fork rod, a fine wooden stick or bamboo pole used to support windows in ancient times.)

"Do you use door bolts as fork rods at home?" Jia Rui touched the big bag on his head and complained in his heart.

OK, at least it's a little normal than the plot just now, let's just go...

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully traveling through Jia Rui! Now enable the strongest golden finger system in the full plane!"

The machine sounded in my mind.

At the same time, a shabby steampunk style lottery machine appeared. The five words "Pan Lu Deng Xiaoxian" on the screen are arranged in five-pointed stars, and in the middle is a portrait of Yuan Chengxu's face with a slutty smile.

Just do it like that. At least I just met Pan Jinlian and I have no worries about my life yet. It’s also systematic, not bad.

But what kind of shit system is this? Pan Lu Deng Xiaoxian? What the hell is this! Don’t even explain it?

Just as I was wondering, I suddenly heard all the footsteps: "Madam, what's wrong? But hasn't you ever damaged someone?"

"Dalang, I accidentally fell off the fork and hit the official..."

Jia Rui turned his head and saw that Wu Dalang, who was seven feet tall and like an iron tower, made a brilliant appearance with his long legs.

"You are immortal Banban! Change it to me quickly!"

In his mind, Jia Rui rushed up and punched Yuan Chengxu's face that was owed to the draw.

"Bang! Start the lottery!" The word "Pan" at the top suddenly lit up, and then the light flashed clockwise by the donkey, Deng, Xiao, Xian, and the speed was getting faster and faster.

"Damn it! Is this OK? I'll do it again!" Jia Rui cursed inwardly and wanted to stop the broken machine that looked like a copycat, but could not find the switch.

It seemed that he had noticed Jia Rui's intention, and the lights on the lottery plane stopped abruptly and stopped steadily on the word "donkey".

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining the strongest talent of "Donkey"! The system task is completed and the self-destruction system will be activated soon..."

"Damn it!" Jia Rui cursed inwardly and was about to do something, but the counterfeit lottery machine sucked out with an electric spark and then broke into a pile of slags. Ape Chengxu's smirk appeared in the blue smoke, and he raised his middle finger at him...

"Silly! It's already the biggest buff that you want to travel through time. What system do you want with a shy face? Can you want some more? Play tricks with my old programmer? Go and play with you! Oh my... "

The evil voice gradually faded.

Donkey? What is this special meow’s talent? Jia Rui was stunned for a while and suddenly reacted and touched the bottom... The strongest talent...

"April Chengxu! You cheated me again! Others have golden fingers when traveling through time. What's the point of giving me a golden dick! You wait for me! We're not finished with this matter!"

"Madam, this young man seems...became so stupid! Why don't you give him a bowl of medicine?" Wu Dalang said to Jia Rui, who was talking nonsense.

When Jia Rui heard the medicine, he sat up and said, "It's okay! I'm fine! Don't give me medicine!"

Wu Dalang still didn't believe it, so he stretched out his two fingers and asked, "What is this?"

"You two! Cough cough..." Jia Rui cleared his throat: "I'll introduce myself. My name is Jia Rui, my courtesy name is Tianxiang, and I am from Daming Mansion."

"So it's Mr. Jia, I have long admired him!"

Wu Dalang wrote Jia Rui to be fine, and he also clasped his fists and said:

"I'm in the lower house, Wu's name is Zhi, and I'm at home, so everyone calls me Wu Dalang."

As he said that, he exerted force with one hand, lifting Jia Rui who was still sitting on the ground like a little chicken.

Jia Rui looked up at Wu Dalang and burst into tears: Is this guy Wu Dalang who was lying in bed by Ximen Qing? He wouldn't have a bone if he kicked him...

"This is my wife, and she is named Jinlian." Wu Dalang introduced again.

Jinlian heard this and was busy with blessings: "I just injured the young master, please forgive me."

Looking at Pan Jinlian, who is as charming as described in Water Margin, and then looking at Wu Da, who is far from that, Jia Rui's mouth twitched.
Chapter completed!