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Chapter 4 Happy Corgi Xu Damao

He Yuzhu was watching the excitement, but he didn't expect that he could be the one eating melons.

"Xu Damao, are you sincerely looking for trouble?"

"I've heard that old hens are frightened and can't lay eggs. Some men are frightened and can't lay eggs. What do you think is going on?"

Since Xu Damao was looking for trouble, He Yuzhu was not used to it and said with a sneer.

"You're insulting my character by riding on a horse, right?"

Being told that he "can't lay eggs" in public, Xu Damao's eyes turned red and he wanted to rush up and hit He Yuzhu.

Lou Xiao'e quickly grabbed her man and shouted to He Yuzhu: "Silly Zhu, why are you talking so viciously! You are too immoral!"

He Yuzhu pretended to be surprised, picked up the tea cup and took a sip of boiled water, quite calmly: "Lou Xiao'e, are my words poisonous? Am I not helping you?"

"Xu Damao is incapable of laying eggs. If you follow him, you will be wronged in vain!"

As soon as he said this, Xu Damao became even more furious. The three uncles, Qin Huairu, Jia Zhang and others all looked at He Yuzhu in surprise.

After not seeing each other for a day, this silly Zhu’s mouth has been smeared with arsenic, right?

In front of my husband, I joke that I can't have children, and I tell my wife that I'm wronged - what are you going to do?

When Lou Xiao'e heard this, she did not share the same hatred as Xu Damao.

Instead, I felt sour and almost shed tears.

Only she herself knows that what He Yuzhu said about "being wronged" is true!

Xu Damao's parents would often "lay eggs" on her during every New Year and festival.

Therefore, not only was she not angry at what Yuzhu said, but she thought, "If Silly Zhu is right, then I will be really wronged."

The palm of his hand loosened and he stopped pulling Xu Damao.

Like a runaway corgi, Xu Damao rushed in front of He Yuzhu and was dumbfounded.

"Mozhu, why don't you hold me?"

I can't fucking beat Silly Pillar!

After hearing Xu Damao's request for cooperation, Lou Xiao'e reacted and stepped forward to hold Xu Damao back again.

Xu Damao quickly pretended to have no choice but to take two steps back and pointed at He Yuzhu: "You insulted my character and slandered me! You slandered me!"

He Yuzhu stood up holding the tea cup.

Xu Damao was startled. The shadow he had been slapped by He Yuzhu since he was a child suddenly came out. He ran back a few steps and pointed at He Yuzhu: "Silly Zhu, today is the whole hospital meeting. Everyone is watching. The three uncles are watching.

You can't hit me!"

He Yuzhu laughed: "Okay, let's fight another day!"

Xu Damao nodded subconsciously, and then his face turned red.

Lou Xiao'e was helpless: This man is so tall and powerful, how come he can't beat Silly Pillar?

Everyone in the hospital burst out laughing - Xu Damao rushed forward to argue with He Yuzhu, but he backed away in fear of being beaten. This scene was so real!

He Yuzhu shook his head, sat down again and picked up the tea cup.

"Xu Damao, if you pick a fight with me, you are bringing humiliation upon yourself."

"Man, I'm in a good mood today. I won't punish you."

"But if you dare to call me Silly Zhu again, it will be hard to say!"

Xu Damao looked at He Yuzhu fearfully.

After checking his eyes, the old enemy was still as fierce as ever.

Let’s get straight to the point and clean up Widow Qin’s house.

That little bastard is causing me pain now!

"You three gentlemen, it's impossible for a chicken to escape for no reason."

"There is no sign of it till now. I guess some people still ate it secretly. But if they ate it secretly, no one would be able to smell it in the front, middle and back courtyards of the entire quadrangle. The person who took the chicken and ate it secretly must not have been in the courtyard.

inside."

When Xu Damao said this, his eyes were fixed on Qin Huairu: "Stealing chickens and eating them outside the yard is not something an adult can do."

"Can it be someone's child?"

When Qin Huairu raised her eyes and saw Xu Damao like this, her heart suddenly thumped.

Does Xu Damao know?

How did he know!

Seeing the worried look on Widow Qin's face, Xu Damao felt even more proud in his heart: I'm sure to eat this dish!

At this moment, Jia Zhang, who was next to Qin Huairu, stood up with a big fat face: "Xu Damao, who are you looking at?"

"You have a wife. Go home and see your wife. Don't stare at Qin Huairu!"

Her harsh words immediately caused the whole hospital to whisper.

Qin Huairu looked a little embarrassed: "Mom! What did you say!"

If Jia Zhang said this, what would he become?

Show off your face and show off your coquettishness?

Jia Zhang's mouth was sharp: "What did I say? You know what I said!"

Qin Huairu lowered her head in grievance and said nothing.

Xu Damao also got pinched by Lou Xiaoe: "Are you in good shape?"

"Are you still looking for chickens? If not, go home and rest, lest your eyes grow on others!"

Xu Damao grinned and cursed secretly: Damn it, you stinky bitch, sooner or later I will deal with you, the old hen that doesn't lay eggs!

Then Xu Damao said: "Aunt Zhang, I'm not looking at your daughter-in-law. Your daughter-in-law and Silly Zhu are a couple——"

Before he finished speaking, a figure stood up and kicked Xu Damao away.

Knocked over two stools.

"Xu Damao, what did I just say? I'm in a good mood and I won't argue with you."

"But you are so shameless."

He Yuzhu stood in the middle of the crowd and spoke leisurely, without even showing how angry he was.

This kick was so hard and fast that no one in the hospital expected it!

When they reacted, Xu Damao was already lying on the ground holding his stomach.

"Silly Zhu, you fucking——"

Xu Damao just shouted, and when he saw He Yuzhu's calm eyes, his heart skipped a beat.

Is this guy still a fool? Shouldn't he be making noises and yelling?

Lou Xiao'e angrily punched He Yuzhu: "Silly Zhu, why are you hitting someone?"

"Yeah, why do you hit someone?"

"Silly Zhu, it's wrong to hit people!"

The second uncle and the third uncle also shouted.

He Yuzhu said: "Everyone should have seen that Xu Damao was provocative and caused trouble over nothing; now he is spreading rumors in person about my relationship with Sister Qin."

"I asked him not to call me Silly Zhu, but he still has a mean tongue!"

This is the final word.

Others had nothing to say.

Even Lou Xiao'e couldn't say anything, and Xu Damao himself was a little helpless - he talked badly in public, and if he offended a fool like Silly Zhu, would it be normal for you to get beaten?

Huh? Why did Silly Zhu speak so "clearly and logically" today? He also cursed more harshly than usual?

Is this a chicken blood injection?

The first uncle also followed closely: "Xu Damao, you are talking here and there and telling lies. You deserve to be beaten."

"If you say that, even if you go to the security department, they can deal with you."

"Let's talk about your chicken!"

He Yuzhu sat down with a tea cup and looked at the deaf old lady and the uncle.

The deaf old lady smiled mysteriously at him, and the old man nodded slightly to him.

These two are He Yuzhu's backers. For minor troubles, the elder will come forward to solve them; for big troubles, the deaf old lady is He Yuzhu's anchor.

Judging from the original work, the exchanges between these two people for He Yuzhu never caused He Yuzhu too much trouble.

What they asked for was that He Yuzhu would be taken care of until the end of his life, and that he would have someone to take care of him when he came to bed.

In fact, He Yuzhu really doesn't reject this kind of friendship and transaction - like Yan Bugui, Liu Haizhong, a bastard with unkind parents, who comes to eat and drink He Yuzhu all the time, and Qin Huairu's family eats He Yuzhu until he dies. That's really disgusting.

Add bastard.

Although Yi Zhonghai appears to be sanctimonious on the surface, privately he is still a bit frivolous and manipulative.

But the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai gave He Yuzhu a lot of help and care; it would be almost the same if they could enjoy their old age peacefully.

Take your time and walk slowly.

"Transactions" must also be done slowly to see how sincere both parties are.

He Yuzhu is not in a hurry to fall out with anyone for the time being. People like Xu Damao who want to die will be killed first.
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