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Chapter 339 Thank you for the gift of nature!(1/3)

 "What kind of dinner?"

Lin Baici sat up and looked at the hiking boots on the kobold's feet: "Is there divine grace on them?"

In the public toilet, because Lin Baici broke the water pipe in the urinal, a layer of sewage quickly accumulated on the ground. Mixed with dust and urine stains, a stench filled the air.

【not at all!】

God of Cookery review.

"Then what to eat?"

Lin Baici rolled his eyes: "Is it possible to eat this monster?"

Although the name contains the word "dog", it is actually an intelligent creature that walks upright on two legs, and cannot be compared with a local dog.

But these boots are pretty good.

The battle was over. Lin Baici was worried that Jesus and the others would come to take advantage. In his current state, he might not be able to defeat the white man, so he quickly stood up, walked quickly to the body of the kobold, and put it on his feet.

I took off my two hiking boots.

Wearing this thing, you will be able to slide like a ghost king.

This is a sacred item that can evade lightning and the hands of big impressions. It is an absolute good thing.

Lin Baici's body was wet. He raised his arm and brought it to his nose to smell it. The smell was so strong. He curled his lips in disgust, took off his shirt and jeans, leaving only a pair of boxer briefs, and then

Put on hiking boots.

Bang! Bang!

Lin Baici kicked the ground with his feet, and jumped up again. They fit well, and even though the shoes looked thick and heavy, they didn't feel heavy when worn on their feet, unlike those thin shoes.

Casual shoes are not much different.

After Lin Baici jumped twice, his front and back legs suddenly slid, and his upper body began to swing. At the same time, like a boxer, he punched straight with his right hand.

su!su!

Lin Baici felt as light as a swallow and could dodge bullets with confidence.

[Put it on and after the Dog King Slide is turned on, you can enter the dodge state for a few seconds and dodge most attacks.]

[I just like the way you can’t stand me and can’t hit me!]

[Wear it, and you will be like a dog with a strong sense of territory. Every time you go to a new place, you will be eager to find a telephone pole or a corner to urinate in. 】

【You have to declare your sovereignty, this is your territory!】

[If you don’t take a dip, you will feel scratchy in your heart and lungs, and then pee on the bed at midnight!]

Because this sacred object now belongs to Lin Baici, the God of Cookery commented in detail.

"Oh!"

The corner of Lin Baici's mouth twitched. Isn't this too negative an effect?

He lowered his head and looked at the hiking boots. They were not like the Cook and the Muscle Buddha, which would kill people, but they would make people embarrassed.

What if someone sees me peeing on the floor?

Wouldn't it mean to die on the spot and be expelled?

However, Lin Baici couldn't bear to take them off. Turning on the lightning and stone fire required a lot of divine power, and using it to dodge the divine favor relied on time difference. However, these boots can be said to be a kind of regular power.

The dog king slides and forces himself to dodge, it's so unreasonable!

Lin Baici glanced at the body of the kobold and prepared to escape. Hua Yueyu and Jin Yingzhen were probably waiting impatiently.

Saying that he is not dead, Jesus should be disappointed, right?

Ha ha!

Lin Baici laughed twice and walked out of the toilet. After preparing to meet Jin Yingzhen and the others, he first found a bathroom on the first floor and took a quick shower.

【What are you doing? Eat a big meal!】

The God of Cookery urges.

"What kind of dinner?"

Lin Baici was stunned. His eyes turned around in the public toilet and finally landed on the body of the kobold. This was the only thing that could be eaten, but...

【Yes, that's it!】

【Thank you for the gift of nature!】

"this……"

Lin Baici really couldn't keep his mouth shut.

[Kobold blood, after drinking it, can replenish marrow and qi, nourish yin and yang, strengthen the spleen and appetizer, which can greatly enhance your recovery power. If you drink it as an old man, you can be five or six years younger!]

[In short, if your life is digitized and treated as a blood bar in the game, then the blood of the kobold can increase the length of your blood bar! 】

Lin Baici's eyes lit up. For people, when they are seriously ill, especially after major surgery, they can see their physical condition weakening visibly, and this dog blood can replenish qi and nourish the body.

[Its kidneys and big sword can warm the kidneys, strengthen yang, and replenish the marrow. As men get older, most of them wet their shoes in the wind and start to lose interest in the opposite sex. They gradually like fishing, drinking tea, playing cards, and going to forums to fight with others.

!]

[It’s not that I don’t want to generate electricity, it’s that I’m powerless!]

[After eating this kobold, your kidneys will generate electricity every day until you are seventy years old!]

The God of Cookery conducts food science popularization.

This kobold is a sacred object radiated from the pollution of the gods in the ten-year Great God Market. It is very rare. After passing this village, there is no such shop.

[Let’s get started, bite the main artery in the neck and you can suck the blood. Although the kidneys are best eaten raw, after grilling, add more cumin for a better flavor! 】

"Brother Dog, I'm sorry for my happy life."

Lin Baici dragged the kobold to the sink.

In any case, although this battle is extremely dangerous, the rewards are extremely high.

A pair of hiking boots alone is worth the price of admission, not to mention strengthening your body.



The hall on the first floor was as silent as a cicada. Everyone had their ears cocked and looked into the corridor, anxiously waiting for the results of the battle.

"There seems to be no movement?"

Li Yintong's crystal little ears twitched.

"Is it over?"

Gudu!

Dorisanne swallowed nervously: "I don't know who won?"

"It must be Xiaobai!"

Flowers and fish take over.

Although everyone also wanted Lin Baici to win, intellectually, they thought it was impossible. After all, everyone had witnessed how terrifying the kobold was.

The waiting time is very painful, like roasting someone on a bonfire!

"Why hasn't the monster come out yet?"

Jesus frowned, feeling something was wrong. Could it be that the monster was seriously injured?

So do you want to go pick it up?

"Gao Heng, Pogba, let's go to the public toilet!"

Jesus suggested.

Gao Heng hesitated.

"Sorry, Captain Jesus, I was messing around with God Lin!"

Pogba's perceptual knowledge told him that Lin Baici might not win.

"Yijisheng, how about we go take a look?"

Jin Yingzhen persuaded.

"Wait three more minutes!"

The myotoxin begins to count silently.

The others waited quietly and had no interest in checking the results of the battle, because with their strength, they would not be able to grab the spoils even if they passed.

"Walk!"

Yi Jisheng finished counting 180 and immediately ran to the public toilet.

Jesus followed immediately, but after running less than ten meters, he stopped in shock.

A figure walked out of the toilet and appeared in the corridor.
To be continued...
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