Lin Baici is very good-looking, and because of his relationship with God, he had a very good figure during his junior and senior high school years, with a splendid eight-pack abs.

In the annual spring sports meeting, although Lin Baici is not a member of the school sports team, he can take first place in the sprint and long-distance races he participates in.

But at that time, Lin Baici was too pretty, and because of his poor family, he was also a little introverted and had low self-esteem.

His only goal at that time was to study hard, get into a good university, find a good job, and make money quickly so that his mother would no longer have to work so hard to support the family.

Lin Baici is very different now.

After experiencing the gods, seeing many dead people, killing people with his own hands, and even eating gods, Lin Baici's temperament has undergone a great transformation.

Coupled with being super rich and possessing great power, he exudes a strong sense of confidence and elegance from the inside out.

Lin Baici smiled, the kind of hearty smile that no crisis could stump me with.

It can be said that Lin Baici now has this kind of temperament, which makes her appearance and figure more attractive.

In layman's terms, it's sexual tension.

If a woman sees it, she will have the urge to have sex with him.

The boys, on the other hand, have a desire for the strong. They can't tell what is different about Lin Baici, but they like his posture.

It's not the kind of love that I have a crush on, but I saw a movie character or comic character and thought he was cool and wanted to imitate him.

Xu Da watched the barrage and was shocked.

Why are there so many gays among my water friends?

It’s hidden deep enough!

"I have always heard that there is a Yuelao deity in charge of marriage in Kyushu. After meeting Mr. Lin, I believed him!"

Airi Sannomiya looked at Lin Baici, smiling sweetly and looking like she was glad to know you.

"Okay, stop showing off your acting skills!"

You can't believe every word this woman says. Anyone who believes it will die.

"Old Bai, what you say is so hurtful!"

Criticism by Xu Daguan.

"I also want to take my friends to visit the campus, so I won't waste your time!"

Lin Bai said goodbye to the guests.

"It's okay, I'm not busy either!"

Xu Daguan didn’t want to leave.

Because of the appearance of handsome men and beautiful women, the popularity of the live broadcast room is soaring. If the traffic is not enough, Xu Daguan will be uncomfortable for a week, and he will have to suffer from insomnia every day.

"..."

Lin Baici was speechless. You are really not afraid of death!

I'm thinking about you.

Generally, girls are harassed, suffer the consequences, and are more scheming. They post essays online, call the police, and seek the best interests.

But Airi Sannomiya is different. She can kill you and make your life worse than death.

"Beauty, which city are you from?"

Xu Daguan took advantage of his thick skin and took the initiative to chat: "I like Hokkaido. I heard that the snow scenery there is very beautiful, the hot springs are very comfortable, and the sukiyaki pot is delicious."

Sannomiya Airi dealt with it casually, but the patience in her heart had been completely worn away.

The beautiful time between two people was interrupted by this bastard, so he must be punished.

Airi Sannomiya put her hand into her scarf bag, took out a golden cicada bracelet, and put it on her left hand.

Lin Baici glanced at it and knew that it was a sacred object.

[The golden cicada sheds its shell, and those affected by it will feel itchy all over and feel so uncomfortable that they want to scratch the skin off.]

[Not only external prolapse, but also internal prolapse. Under its contamination, the contents in the stomach cannot be retained. In mild cases, it may lead to prolapse of the anus, and in severe cases, all internal organs may be excreted. 】

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Airi Sannomiya played with the golden cicada bracelet and looked at Lin Baici tenderly: "Your classmate is very funny, I like it very much!"

The subtext is, I'm so annoyed with him, can I mess with him?

After all, this is Lin Baici's roommate, and Sannomiya Airi wants to ask for his opinion.

"As long as you like it!"

Lin Baici's subtext: You can do whatever you like, but don't kill yourself.

Sannomiya Airi understood immediately, so she touched the golden cicada bracelet on her hand and turned it around three times.

There were some undetectable gold powder, like light spots, scattered from the bracelet, glancing at Xu Daguan's body.

"It has to be humorous. I managed to gain more than two million fans on the Internet by doing this job!"

In fact, there are not that many, but when it comes to bragging about achievements, it must be said to the bigger people: "I receive more than a dozen business orders every month, because people are interested in my comedy talent!"

Xu Daguan suddenly felt itchy on his body. He moved his fingers, but he refrained from scratching because it was too unsightly to do such an action in front of a beautiful woman.

"You Japanese people also have a lot of live broadcasts. I know a guy named Yamashita who speaks Kyushu dialect very well!"

Xu Daguan tried to find a common topic, but soon ran out of ideas.

It's really itchy.

It felt like there were ants crawling on my body, it was super uncomfortable.

Xu Daguan reached out, grabbed the clothes on his chest, and rubbed them.

This rubbing felt very comfortable, so he used more force. Soon, he was like a monkey covered in lice, constantly reaching out to scratch the itch.

"Sir, what are you doing?"

"Are you allergic to something?"

"Damn it, your skin is scratched. Stop picking up girls and go to the hospital quickly!"

The water friends could see Xu Daguan scratching hard with red marks on his face, so they quickly advised him.

"Fuck!"

The more Xu Daguan scratched, the more itchy he became, and he felt numb.

what's the situation?

Is there something wrong with the food in the cafeteria?

Xu Daguan is not a pretentious person, and he would not run to the hospital just because of a slight itching. Moreover, seeing the popularity explode, he is about to be on the homepage, and he is not willing to miss it.

Because this can all be realized!

"Airi-chan, do you like reading comics?"

Xu Daguan found another topic, but as soon as he finished speaking, his stomach felt cramp-like and he farted a lot.

Xu Daguan was suddenly embarrassed.

He had clamped it hard, but it still wasn't clamped, and the sound was so loud that the water friends heard it.

"Damn it, you can do it, sir. You are the only scorpion to fart in front of such a beautiful Sakura girl!"

"Official, go to the toilet quickly and remember to never believe a fart!"

"Haha, you made me laugh so hard. You are definitely the number one person at the seafood table!"

Some people passing by almost laughed out loud when they saw this scene.

However, Xu Daguan was originally a comedian, so everyone made fun of him and didn't think he was embarrassed.

Xu Daguan's embarrassing ten toes could dig out a villa on the ground. Just when he was about to explain, he heard a loud pop and felt something spraying out of his anus.

The pants suddenly became wet.

"It's over!"

Xu Daguan immediately clamped his legs together, feeling like he had no hope of life.

He directly transformed into the Jet Immortal.

What a shame.

Sannomiya Airi nodded politely towards Xu Dayian, then turned around and left quickly.

Lin Baici patted Xu Daguan's shoulder and followed suit.

Xu Daguan had a thousand words in his mouth, but he didn't know what to say, and he didn't dare to move.

This movement caused the flow to flow everywhere.

"Damn it, what should I do now?"

"Why did you have diarrhea all of a sudden? I didn't eat anything?"

Xu Daguan is depressed.

If the beauty is not caught up, he will lose his face and lose his popularity.

"Damn it, what's the sound? Are you doing it, high official?"

"Haha, starting from today, I will call you the Jet Immortal. It's so funny."
To be continued...