Chapter 235 Two jokes are more than joy(1/2)
The next morning.
Qin Tian woke up first. After looking at the time, he quickly woke Chen Zhuang and the other two up.
When the name was called late last night, the counselor repeatedly reminded him that at 8 o'clock this morning, all freshmen would go to the track and field field to gather and attend the military training mobilization meeting.
"You three are fast, it's already seven:20. Hurry up and go to the cafeteria for breakfast, otherwise you will stand empty all morning and have something to suffer!"
Qin Tian urged loudly.
"Here, come on, fuck, Brother Zhuang's snoring last night was really scary, it was louder than thunder. I didn't fall asleep until two o'clock!"
Cao Mingliang complained while yawning.
Chen Zhuang sat on his bed and grabbed his head, pretending to be stupid and said, "Is that true? I won't snore!"
"Haha, you opened your eyes and told lies as soon as you woke up, right?"
Cao Mingliang rolled his eyes and complained: "Ask Brother Tian and Azhe, if you ring a little more, the ceiling of the dormitory will be shattered by you."
"I've been sleeping early and my sleep quality is pretty good, but it doesn't have any effect."
Zhuang Zhe said while wearing clothes.
Qin Tian stood on the toilet and brushed his teeth, his mouth was full of foam, and he said loudly in a vague way: "I brought earplugs, there's no problem."
In this regard of university dormitory life, he is an experienced person who has already prepared earplugs with good comfort.
"Damn it, I'm sorry to save me. No wonder no one paid attention to me when I spoke last night!"
Cao Mingliang said with a bitter face.
"You're the only one who has nothing to do."
Chen Zhuang glared at him.
Cao Mingliang came back two minutes before the dormitory closed last night. His red and arrogant look made him feel jealous and envious.
"I just have a lot of things to do. Forget it, I won't tell you anymore. I'll go get a pair of earplugs later, otherwise I won't want to sleep in the future."
"I deserve it!"
"Fuck, you're so angry when you wake up in the morning?"
"I'm in a very angry state, can't I?"
"Don't quit, you two, it's really too late. I won't wait for you anymore!"
Qin Tian shouted loudly with a speechless face.
The two hurriedly stopped quarreling and speeded up.
Boys have natural advantages in sleeping in. They are quicker and more skillful, and they can take less than five minutes to complete the process of wearing clothes, washing faces, brushing teeth.
It’s just that Cao Mingliang is a bit too sexy and he has to take a mirror to sort out his hairstyle.
"Cao Pie, don't do it anymore? Once you wear a military training hat later, your hairstyle is useless."
Chen Zhuang said with disgust.
"You know, at least when I walked over, I was handsome!"
"Haha, crickets?"
"roll!"
"Let's go, we won't wait for him."
Qin Tian spoke.
Chen Zhuang and Zhuang Zhe nodded decisively and agreed, and the three of them walked out of the dormitory directly.
"No, don't, wait for me, I'm here."
Cao Mingliang's shout came from behind him, and then the sound of the dormitory door being closed heavily.
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On the way to the cafeteria, Qin Tian called Xia Nuannuan and learned that they had also left the dormitory.
"Then you hurry up and go to the nearest cafeteria for breakfast. Remember to eat better and don't eat too much!"
Qin Tian reminded.
"Yeah, I know!"
Xia Nuannuan agreed obediently on the other side of the phone.
"Then we'll die first, see you in the track and field!"
"OK!"
After saying that, the phone hung up.
Since the cafeteria closest to the dormitory building of the two of them is different, time is tight, so I don’t prepare to have breakfast together.
"Tsk tsk, it's so terrible!"
Chen Zhuang said in a sour tone on the side.
Qin Tian glanced at him and said with a light expression: "What do you know, a single mother and fetal dog?"
Chen Zhuang: “…”
"Haha... Maternal and fetal single, this word is well used, hahaha..."
Cao Mingliang burst into laughter unscrupulously.
"Smile, you just laugh!"
Chen Zhuang slapped him in anger and slapped him on the back.
Cao Mingliang, who was already thin, could not bear the slap of him. He was slapped with an old blood, and he staggered forward a few steps, almost falling to bite the mud.
Zhuang Zhe, who had originally wanted to laugh, immediately forced himself to hold back his smile and twitched hard when he saw this scene.
"Chen Zhuang! What the hell is that you are always talking and not acting."
Cao Mingliang shouted angrily.
"I'm not a gentleman. Have you ever seen a gentleman like me?"
Chen Zhuang asked frankly.
"You fucking... it makes sense!"
Cao Mingliang had a dark face and had nothing to say.
"Ha ha……"
Qin Tian was amused by these two guys and couldn't help laughing.
"He is laughing at you too!"
Cao Mingliang whined.
"Fuck, Brother Tian is laughing at you!"
"He just said that you are single in your mother and fetus, so why don't you get angry?"
"Fact, I've never been in a relationship!"
"Damn it, I can see that you are a coward, just pick up soft persimmons, right?"
"hehe!"
"Haha, believe it or not, I bury you with money."
"Come on, come on, please, hurry up."
The two funny guys are more happy and attracted a lot of attention along the way.
Qin Tian and Zhuang Zhe quietly moved away from the two, pretending not to know these two fools.
After eating and drinking in the cafeteria, the four of them arrived all the way to the school's largest track and field field.
There are more than 7,000 freshmen in this class, and most of them are already here at this time.
Looking around, except for a few people who are unique or take sick leave to participate in military training, they are all wearing green camouflage uniforms.
The counselor also notified the meeting location of Class 1 of Economics last night, and was in the area to the right of the rostrum.
When Qin Tian and the other two walked over, Xia Nuannuan and the other two also walked over from the other side.
The four beauties walked together in camouflage uniforms, presenting a completely different style and charm from yesterday, which made Qin Tian and the other two illuminate their eyes.
"Brother Tian!"
Xia Nuannuan waved to Qin Tian with a sweet smile, and then was stunned.
Not far away, Qin Tian suddenly took out his cell phone from his pocket, pointed the camera at her, and then waved to Shen Siqi beside her.
Shen Siqi curled her lips speechlessly and moved away from her position.
To be continued...