On the 22-inch LCD monitor, on the left is a game interface opened in window mode, and on the right is a domestic comedy playing.

A young figure was in front of the computer, controlling the mouse and keyboard and constantly fighting in the game. At the same time, his eyes occasionally glanced at the movie being played on the right side of the screen, and bursts of laughter came from time to time.

His name is Huang Shaohong, male, 25 years old, from H Province.

With a diploma from a third-rate university and a loose personality that advocates freedom, this guy has never found any serious job after graduating from college. He mostly works part-time jobs and wanders at the bottom of society. In today's popular words, this guy is a

A dick.

Not long ago, someone introduced me to a foreign fast food restaurant as a waiter. Later, because of his patriotic heart, he decided to start with me to ‘boycott foreign garbage’.

Xiao Huang resolutely quit his job at a foreign fast food, so that he could not only reflect his noble patriotic sentiments, but also satisfy his delicious and undisciplined taste...ahem...

Huang Shaohong dared to swear to God that he resigned for the same reason as before, and not because he was late and had his basic salary deducted...

Really! If he lies, let the little fat guy next door bully him when he was a child and always like to show his superiority in front of him when he grows up. Little JJ.

After resigning, Huang Shaohong is no longer an ordinary diaosi. He has successfully upgraded to... diaosi + otaku. However, except for some minor financial constraints, in general, his life is pretty good.

Not bad, so he is very satisfied with such a happy-go-lucky life.

When he doesn't go out to work, Huang Shaohong stays at home and surfs the Internet all day long. He actually does two things online. One is to read online novels, all kinds of science fiction and supernatural beings, fantasy heroes, historical fandom, harem seed... and so on.

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In addition to novels, another of his hobbies is playing games. Recently, a new private server game imitating "Warcraft" has been released, which is extremely popular. It is called "Alliance is awesome and the tribe is okay". Xiao Huang downloaded this private server game and decided to choose it.

The 'tribe' side was ok!

Because he was unemployed and had a lot of time, he slaughtered all the novels he had read in one go. He also read all the completed novels twice. He was so satisfied that he couldn't help but get into trouble because of too many novels.

Book shortage.

So Huang Shaohong transferred his excess energy to the new game "The Alliance is Awesome and the Horde Is OK".

Today, Xiao Huang slept until noon. After waking up, he washed up, filled his stomach with instant noodles, and then started his game journey.

First, I poured myself a large glass of Coke, and after taking a sip, I felt refreshed. I put the drink on the computer table, tapped the keyboard with my fingers, and logged into the game skillfully.

After entering the game, Huang Shaohong controlled his 'Orc Hunter' to find a place in the game where players rarely go, released the 'Tribal Pastoral Dog' and locked onto a group of small wild boars in front of him, and began to level up.

While leveling up, I also clicked on a popular domestic comedy movie called Dual Purpose.

Watching the funny scenes in the movie, he burst into laughter from time to time. But just as the movie was about to end, an emergency suddenly appeared in the game on the left side of the screen.

Behind the 'Orc Hunter' he controlled, a dark shadow flashed, and an Alliance assassin appeared and launched a surprise attack on him.

The assassin profession is also called a thief or a stalker. It is best at concealing traces and launching sneak attacks. It is one of the most hated rival professions for players.

When the opponent appeared, he immediately launched a combo of moves. The light of swords and shadows instantly enveloped the poor hunter Huang Shaohong. The opponent's skills were superb and he stunned Huang Shaohong's hunter to death!

"I...fuck!"

Xiao Huang has been playing games for so many years, how can he suffer this loss? Isn't it just PK? Who is afraid of who, so he directly resurrects the corpse and summons the "tribal pastoral dog" to guard his side.

He quickly made a 'poison trap', then sat on the ground and took out food to replenish the blood bar that was less than half a tube.

"Grandson! If you have the guts, try touching grandpa!" Although the hunter did not have an advantage against the thief, Xiao Huang was confident that with his own operation, as long as the grandson's level was similar to his own, he would be at least 50% sure of killing the opponent by force.

Student Xiao Huang had a good idea, but unfortunately things did not develop as he thought. There were two muffled sounds of "bang, bam" at the same time, and representatives of him and his "tribal pastoral dog" appeared at the same time.

Marker of dizzy state.

At the same time, two alliance assassins appeared in front of him. One of them triggered the poison trap he had set and entered a state of slight blood loss and paralysis.

"Fuck, there are actually two assassins!"

Before he could make any reaction, he saw the thief who had not fallen into the trap, flying up and down with two short knives in his hands, causing countless blood splashes.

Two seconds later, as the paralysis of the other poisoned thief was lifted, the two daggers surrounding Huang Shaohong became four, and they suddenly formed an assassin's version of the 'positive and negative sword array'.

Not surprisingly, although Huang Shaohong, a hunter who is brave and unyielding, has been trying to resist and kill, the end result is... kneeling!

"Fuck you, uncle!" When he met two thieves, he didn't even get a fight. Huang Shaohong, who was killed, hit the keyboard hard and made a 'bang' sound, which made the entire computer desk shake.

Just when he was cursing the two thieves who killed him for having athlete's foot on their faces, something tragic happened.

Because he slammed the keyboard in anger, but his fingers accidentally brushed against the cup on the computer table, knocking the cup over, and the full Coke spilled onto the table.

The spilled cola quickly spread along the computer desk, and a lot of it fell on the keyboard.

Huang Shaohong hurriedly rescued the keyboard, but unexpectedly his tentacles became numb, and then his vision went dark and he fainted on the ground.

His last thought before losing consciousness was: "It's really cheap but not good. The waterproof keyboard I bought at a discount is really unreliable!"

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I opened my eyelids with difficulty, and the light from the outside world made my eyes and brain tingle at the same time, as if I had a hangover. My consciousness was hazy and my thoughts were extremely confused.

"Where is this?"

He patted his head vigorously, and as his eyes gradually adapted to the sunlight streaming in from the window, Xiao Huang finally saw the surrounding scene clearly.

He saw a monitor not far from him, making beeping sounds from time to time, and the surrounding arrangements made him realize that he was lying on a bed in a ward.

Xiao Huang wondered why he was in the hospital bed. His confused consciousness gradually recovered, and memories came flooding back.

“Fuck,!”

Xiao Huang was shocked when he thought of everything. He seemed to have been electrocuted. He was in the hospital now. He was not seriously injured. Don't damage the parts on his body!

He suddenly got up from the hospital bed, and then breathed a sigh of relief, because he could feel that except for the pain all over his body, his limbs and other things were still growing well on his body.

He took a deep breath, shook his head, and moved his shoulders. Although he was not disabled, the pain all over his body was quite uncomfortable.

I thought to myself that it seemed that I had been electrocuted, but it was not serious. It looked like I could be discharged from the hospital now, but who entered my home and sent me to the hospital?

Just as he was thinking about it, the door to the ward was suddenly pushed open, and a handsome young man wearing a casual suit walked in with concern on his face. When he saw Xiao Huang sitting up, he quickly walked to the bed and stretched out his hand.

Support Xiao Huang’s body:
Chapter completed!