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Chapter 10: A Man in the End

Huang Shaohong, who originally felt sad in his heart and frightened in his soul when the sky and earth changed color and the power of thunder, was immediately amused by Addison's words that seemed to be possessed by Dashachun, and the fear in his heart also faded a lot.

He chuckled and said, "Did you let a donkey kick your head?"

Ma Xiao in Addison's body immediately scolded: "Can you stop being so childish!" If both hands weren't occupied, she would have covered her face with both hands by now, so embarrassed that she was one with them!

Addison was naturally dissatisfied: "When I was watching cartoons as a child, my favorite was He-Man. What's wrong with imitating them? They are two guys with no childlike innocence!"

As he spoke, he shook the antenna in his hand: "This thing doesn't work, why haven't you chopped it down yet?"

Huang Shaohong looked at the thunder that disappeared and appeared in the sky, looked at the situation around him, shook his head and said: "Look at there are so many lightning rods around, none of them are longer than yours. If you chop them down, they may not be able to reach us."

!”

"That's right!" Addison threw the antenna aside and asked sideways: "What should we do?"

Huang Shaohong snapped his fingers: "Fortunately, I was prepared!" He took off his backpack and opened it while saying: "Have you ever heard of Franklin, the scientist who flew a kite in thunderstorms?"

When he finished speaking, there was already a kite in his hand: "Come and help me fly the kite!"

Rumble! An electric snake passed through the sky above the two of them. Such a close roar made the entire skyscraper seem to shake.

Addison trembled with fright, his feet were trembling a little. He looked at the kite and then at the lightning in the sky. He couldn't help but hesitate and said: "Actually, it's quite good now, otherwise let's just do this!"

Huang Shaohong, who was playing with the kite, suddenly raised his head: "What do you mean? Are you scared?"

Addison stiffened his neck: "Who said I was scared? I was just thinking, no matter what, we are still alive now. If we are struck by lightning again, what if... I mean if we are struck to death.

Well, what should we do?”

Huang Shaohong was silent for a few seconds, and then said decisively: "I would rather die than squat and pee all my life!"

In fact, he is also afraid, but again, he is a big man, even if he is struck to death by lightning, he does not want to be a woman for the rest of his life. He is not the Invincible Dongfang.

And the most important thing is that this method still has a chance of success. After all, in the movie, Addison and Ma Xiao were struck by lightning again before they successfully returned to their own bodies.

Addison sneered and said: "That's what I said, who forced you to squat, you can stand and pee!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the horse inside him screamed: "Addison, if you dare to go back on your word, I will jump off this building right now and drag you to death with me!"

Ma Xiao also has control over Addison's body at this moment. If Addison regrets it now, she might actually be able to do such a thing.

Addison helplessly spread his hands and said, "I didn't say I would regret it!" After saying that, he angrily stepped forward to help Huang Shaohong with his work.

At this time, the wind and rain were howling, and soon the two of them took advantage of the wind on the top of the building to fly the kite into the sky.

Just when the kite had just taken off and was flying upwards with the help of the wind, the figure of a fat man appeared at the entrance to the rooftop.

The fat man was carrying a travel bag and holding up his mobile phone and was live broadcasting: "Dear friends, I am now on the observation rooftop of a center in SH. It is very dangerous to be at such a high location during a thunderstorm, so I will be going there today.

What to do? Of course, challenge yourself and challenge your limits..."

"Everyone, are you wondering what Fatty wants to do when he comes to such a dangerous place? I'll send you some gifts first... Haha, I'm worried. Fatty will announce now that the limit of today's challenge is...

..... Taking a selfie on the highest observation deck in SH during a thunderstorm!!! Isn’t it exciting?”

Countless greeting words such as 'cut...', 'the anchor is too 2', 'the anchor is pure SB, firmly finished' etc. flashed on the screen.

The fat man was not ashamed but proud. He laughed loudly and took a few selfies of himself at the entrance to the rooftop. Then he said: "Okay, such a dangerous challenge has been completed. Fatty is going down, and the gifts are gone."

Start...double-click 666!"

"What? Ask the fat man if he dares to run around on the rooftop? Nonsense, of course he doesn't dare. What if the weather is struck by lightning? Whoever wants to go out is the real SB!"

"What? Someone is flying a kite on the rooftop? Don't try to lie to the fat man. Who dares to go to the rooftop except the fat man in this weather? If someone dares to fly a kite, the fat man will jump off the building immediately...

"

"What? Looking back?"

The fat man turned his head suddenly, and then without even looking, he turned back instantly: "I'm back, how about...I'm going back again." He said and turned back suddenly, this time looking at the figures outside.

He came to a clear conclusion: "I'm going to strangle it...it really does exist!"

On the viewing rooftop, a man and a woman were holding hands and flying a kite in the wind and rain. The kite flew higher and higher, heading towards the clouds.

He shouted loudly into the wind and rain: "May I ask which immortal family is here to survive the disaster?" The sound of thunder and rain mixed together, and the other party could not hear his shout.

Looking at the row of words on the phone screen urging him to jump off the building, the fat man laughed twice: "It's important to save people, it's important to save people! What? Talking is the same as farting? Aren't these words the same? They are all venting anger!"

After he finished speaking, he pointed his mobile phone at Huang Shaohong and Addison, and while conducting a simultaneous live broadcast, he stopped joking and shouted: "Hey... you two are sick, please."

Flying a kite here on a rainy day! Come back quickly, it’s dangerous!”

The wind was blowing hard and the rain was strong. Although he raised his voice this time, it was still suppressed by the sound of wind and rain. It could not be heard very far. Addison and Huang Shaohong couldn't hear clearly at all.

In the wind and rain, Huang Shaohong was praying silently: "Bless me to go back through time, and enter Addison's body if it doesn't work. In short, don't be a woman. The founder of Sanqing is above, Tathagata Buddha bless, Allah, Thor, Transformers show the Holy Spirit, Amen!

"

The fat man yelled a few more words, but it had no effect at all. Just when he was hesitating whether to take the risk and rush over to save people, a ray of light flashed in the sky, illuminating the whole world, and a thunderbolt crossed the sky and struck that high ground.

Above the flying kite.

This explosion of thunder really resounded through the sky, and the fat man doing the live broadcast was so frightened that he crawled to the ground. Netizens in front of the live broadcast screen all saw that their mobile phones turned into a dazzling white!

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Huang Shaohong woke up in the hospital again. He stared at the ceiling of the ward with dull eyes for a long time before he came back to his senses. It seemed that he had done something dangerous yesterday. What happened?

Suddenly he sat up and looked at his hands. What he saw was no longer the slender hands of the woman before, but a pair of thick palms.

"God bless you!" Huang Shaohong suppressed the joy in his heart, lifted the quilt, unzipped his pants and took a look. He was so excited that he almost couldn't cry: "YES! Baby, you are back again!"

He quickly went to the ground, looked around but didn't see a mirror, and walked quickly to the door of the ward. Through the glass on the door, he could see his face clearly. If it weren't for the tall and tall Addison, he could still be

who!

Huang Shaohong was so happy that he could not open his mouth from ear to ear. Although he did not travel back in time, he could become a boy again. This is something worth celebrating.

"Addison, are you there?" He called Addison's soul in his body, and soon there was a response. His expression froze, and then he instantly became a hypocrite: "Oh, I'm so tired, where is this?"

ah?"

The voice was sharp and feminine, obviously it was not Addison who was speaking.

Huang Shaohong trembled: "Ma Xiao?"

"Ah...it's me!"

"What about Addison?"

As soon as Huang Shaohong finished speaking, the ward door was pushed open with a bang, and Ma Xiao's body was seen rushing in wearing a hospital gown. He jumped up and grabbed his neck with both hands, shouting excitedly:
Chapter completed!
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