Thank you: 08a brother, Ru? Brother for the reward, thank you Xia Tian, ​​thank you very much.

‘Huang Shaohong’ scolded the mountain god sternly, giving the impression that he wanted to punish him severely.

'Sun Wukong' expressed his gratitude to the mountain god for caring for him over the past five hundred years and begged for mercy.

Unexpectedly, ‘Huang Shaohong’, who had a cold face at first, suddenly changed his attitude 180 degrees:

"Okay, then I, the leader, will give you another face, the great sage!"

This guy smiled at 'Sun Wukong', indicating that it owed him one more time.

Just kidding, compared with the favor of the Monkey King, punishing a mountain god who made a mistake is nothing.

‘Huang Shaohong’ immediately said to the ‘Five Elements Mountain God’:

"Well, since the Great Sage is interceding for you, let this matter be over. If you do it again in the future, you will be allowed to go to the Immortal Killing Platform!"

The God of Five Elements Mountain seemed to have been granted amnesty, and the two of them, Tu Tu, kept kowtowing and thanking the leader for not killing him.

Then he kowtowed to the Great Sage again. 'Sun Wukong' was most dissatisfied with his mother-in-law and said impatiently:

"Okay, okay, let's go back and get some cooked food for my old grandson, and that's all the drinks are!"

‘Huang Shaohong’ waved his hand towards the mountain god Tu Tu and said:

"You two just retreat, don't call me, don't bother me again!"

Mountain God, the land seems to have been granted amnesty, and he was about to kowtow and leave, when he heard ‘Huang Shaohong’ say:

"By the way, I think this Five Elements Mountain has excellent feng shui, and I plan to stay in seclusion in this cave for some time. You can't wait to let it out at this time. Do you understand?"

He is the leader of the Taoist sect in the human world, the god of the mountain, and how dare he say no to the land. They all agreed one after another, and each of them turned into a puff of white smoke and disappeared.

When 'Sun Wukong' saw 'Huang Shaohong' drinking away the mountain god and the land, he couldn't help but said angrily:

"You are such a boring person. You let them run away before I asked for some food and wine. Who are you going to ask for food and drink now?"

After the monkey finished speaking, he pulled the tiger's head and started biting it in frustration.

While eating, he said: "You promised this tiger to me, you can't compete with me for meat!"

‘Huang Shaohong’ felt funny and said:

"Have you, a monkey, been suppressed for five hundred years, and your brain has become stupid? If I were you, even if the mountain god did not bring you food, I would definitely beg me, the leader, to roast the meat and give it to you to eat!"

‘Sun Wukong’’s eyes lit up, he threw away the tiger head and patted his head with his plush paw:

"Yes, who is that? I was joking just now, how about you help me roast the tiger meat?"

"I don't want your help in vain. That tiger whip is very useful for you mortals. I see that your steps are sloppy, your face is pale, and your eyes are dull. It is obviously a sign of kidney deficiency. If you eat this tiger whip, you will be

Shape complements shape..."

‘Bang’

Before 'Sun Wukong' finished speaking, 'Huang Shaohong' lifted up a nearby mountain stone the size of a millstone and slapped it directly on the monkey's head.

The stone was not as hard as the monkey's head. When the stone collided, it exploded into gravel and stone powder, which covered the monkey's head.

'Sun Wukong' brushed the stone powder on his head with his hand and shook his head. Although the stone was hard, it was almost like tickling him.

But anyone who gets hit like this will get angry and immediately say angrily: "What are you doing?"

‘Bang’

‘Huang Shaohong’ moved another stone, slapped it on the monkey’s head, and then laughed and cursed:

"Sister, do you know how to speak? Look at your young master, I am so powerful and powerful, I don't look like I have a weak kidney. I dare to spread rumors. Believe it or not, I will pry open your head. The young master will also take some original monkey brain to replenish his strength!"

'Sun Wukong' has never suffered such a loss since his debut. Even when 'Wu Qu Xingjun' scolded him, he was also punished by monkeys on the spot as revenge. Although he has been suppressed for five hundred years, his temper has not changed at all.

He immediately gritted his teeth and sneered:

"Hey, what are you guilty of?"

'Huang Shaohong' originally heard the monkey say that he was unhappy with kidney deficiency, so he hit it twice to vent his anger. Unexpectedly, the monkey was not done yet. Thinking of a plot in 'Journey to the West', he suddenly laughed and said:

"Only people with such shortcomings will announce their own shortcomings to others first and impose them on others to prove their innocence. As the saying goes, 'Look at others when you fart, but it was actually you who farted.

!”

He smiled jokingly at ‘Sun Wukong’:

"If my leader is right, the person with kidney deficiency is you, the Great Sage Sun, right?"

‘Sun Wukong’ said with a proud smile:

"It's a joke. Who doesn't know that my old grandson jumped out of a stone? How could a born elf be weak?"

‘Huang Shaohong’ chuckled and said jokingly:

"I heard that back then you settled the seven fairies in the peach garden, but then turned back to look for peaches to eat. Isn't this a lie?"

‘Sun Wukong’ had never considered this issue before and was surprised when he heard this:

"What else can you do if you don't eat peaches?"

‘Huang Shaohong’ saw his confused face and couldn’t help laughing:

"There are many things to do, but stealing peaches is the most boring one. If you don't want the seven fairies showing off the beauty and fragrance of the country, why don't you go eat peaches? You're making me laugh to death, and you still say you're not vain?"

Only then did 'Sun Wukong' know what he was referring to. Seeing that he was laughing at him, he had a monkey attack and squeaked:

"Fart, do you know what kind of peach my grandson is eating?"

"Those are flat peaches. People who eat the peaches that ripen once every three thousand years will become immortals. People who eat the peaches that ripen once in six thousand years will ascend to the sky and become immortal after eating them. People who eat the peaches that ripen once in nine thousand years will live as long as heaven and earth."

The sun and the moon are the same!"

‘Sun Wukong’ spoke with great pride and derogatoryly said to ‘Huang Shaohong’:

"You are just a short-sighted person, but you don't know how much benefit I, the old grandson, got from eating the fairy peaches? How can the seven fairies compare with him!"

‘Huang Shaohong’ kept laughing:

"Only children make choices. If it were me, the leader, I would definitely want both. I would first become the Jade Emperor's son-in-law, and then eat peaches, so what's the harm in doing both at the same time!"

He is now protected by the luck of the Taoist sect in the world, and he is no longer shy about speaking. Anyway, the Jade Emperor cannot sense it.

'Sun Wukong' was instantly stunned after hearing these words!

To be honest, Monkey has never considered the issue of women, but at this moment, he felt that if he became the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor, he might be able to eat peaches and elixirs with confidence and boldness in the future. Why did he have to make it so miserable and lie here for five hundred years?

Woolen cloth!

Seeing his appearance, 'Huang Shaohong' stopped teasing him. He first found a clean place, sat down cross-legged, and with a wave of his hand, a low table appeared in front of him. The low table was filled with delicacies.

"Come on, this is the first time I meet the Great Sage, and I'll treat you to a delicious banquet!"

Before 'Huang Shaohong' finished speaking, Monkey Sun grabbed the wine bottle, pointed it at the spout and poured it directly into his mouth.

While drinking, he praised:

"Good wine, good wine. Although the mountain god honors me with a jar of wine every few decades, compared with your wine, the taste is pale!"

After finishing speaking, he drank up the bottle of wine, threw the bottle away, and said with a smile:

"Good brother, how about you get me another bottle of wine for my old grandson? I see that you have the ability to know everything, and I think you have stored a lot of good wine, so how about letting me drink enough at once?"

'Huang Shaohong' saw that he liked spirits, so he simply took out a few bottles of alcohol and put them in front of the monkey.

As a result, after the monkey drank the alcohol, he shouted loudly and called it a good drink!

‘Huang Shaohong’ rolled his eyes, with this taste, there is probably no one else!

He took out a bottle of tribute wine from other worlds, ate and drank, and chatted with 'Sun Wukong' at the same time.

As the leader of a Taoist sect, the first thing he did was to instigate a relationship between ‘Sun Houhou’ and his teacher ‘Bodhi Patriarch’.

Anyone who has read the ancient literature knows that the ‘Bodhi Patriarch’ is actually one of the three corpses beheaded by the ‘Zhunti Saint’, the second leader of the Western religion. The two are originally one body.

This is of course not fabricated out of thin air, as the appearance poems of these two are almost the same.

Among the gods, the appearance poem of ‘Zhunti Saint’ is:

'At the time of the great awakening of the Golden Immortal, Bodhi, the Patriarch of the Wonderful Dharma of the West, is immortal in the three elements, full of energy and omnipotent God.'

'The emptiness and stillness will naturally change with it, and it is as true as the original nature allows it to be. It has the same life span as the heaven, the solemn body, the great master of clear mind through all the calamities.'

The appearance poem of "Bodhi Patriarch" in Journey to the West is:

'The Great Enlightenment Golden Immortal has an untainted appearance, the Western Wonderful Appearance Patriarch Bodhi. He has no birth and no death in the three three elements, and is full of energy and full of God's infinite kindness.'

"The emptiness and silence will naturally change with it, and it is true that the nature allows it to change. It has the same life span as heaven and a solemn body, the great master of clear mind through all the calamities."

It can be seen from the poem that the appearance poems of the two great supernatural powers only differ in three words, and the rest are exactly the same.

If it is a godless world, it cannot be regarded as true. But in the world of myths, who else but the saint himself can be worthy of the same description.

Therefore, although ‘Huang Shaohong’ has never met Saint Zhunti, he is still sure that ‘Bodhi’ is ‘Chunti’!

After three rounds of wine and five tastes of food, ‘Huang Shaohong’ started to provoke him directly.

Just listen to him sigh and say:
To be continued...