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Chapter 18 Scroll Lotus Gate(1/2)

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"This is robbery!" Master Qingyang rushed out of the door of Ma Xiao's apartment in a panic, holding a mahogany sword in his hand. He turned around and yelled:

"You bastard, you invited me here..."

"roll......"

A kitchen knife flew out from the door and hit the wall at the door of the apartment. There was a 'clang' sound and sparks flew out. Then it fell to the marble floor of the corridor with a clang. Qingyang was frightened. If he hadn't dodged,

In time, the knife chopped him directly.

The Qingyang Taoist priest stamped his feet fiercely, did not dare to talk nonsense anymore, turned around and ran away trembling.

In the apartment, Ma Dong said with a face full of embarrassment: "Xiaoxiao, this is not good, I invited Taoist Priest Qingyang, and you robbed him of five thousand yuan. This... this is unjustifiable!"

"

When he spoke, he spoke to the tall and strong Addison, obviously accepting the fact that Ma Xiao and Huang Shaohong's consciousnesses were in Addison's body.

At this time, the tall and strong body had been loosened, and Huang Shaohong was wiping the blood on his head and face with a yellow paper talisman that could 'subdue demons and eliminate demons'.

Of course, the blood was not his, but the black dog's blood that the Taoist priest named Qingyang had used to subjugate him.

Ma Xiao immediately blew up the temple after hearing Ma Dong's words:

"Bah, Qingyang? What the heck, Head and Shoulders! Do you know how much I spent on renovating this apartment? He was sprayed with black blood, but it was of no use at all. Asking him to pay five thousand yuan is already an advantage for him.

Got it!"

Ma Dong looked at the bedroom that had been changed beyond recognition and was filled with black blood everywhere, and he laughed twice in embarrassment.

Addison asked from the side: "Brother Dong, which City God's Temple did you hire this master from? Why do you think it's so unreliable?"

Ma Dong said coquettishly: "I found it on the Internet, but he is really capable. He has many good reviews. How about I find another one? There is also an old monk who also has many good reviews. Maybe the less hair he has.

The more powerful it is!”

Huang Shaohong threw the yellow paper talisman stained with the black dog's blood on the ground: "Go find it, and I'll see who can surrender me. If you can do this, all the money I win will be given to you!"

"You think I don't dare, I'm warning you Huang, if you dare to do anything to my Xiaoxiao, don't blame me for risking my life for you!" Ma Dong took out his cell phone, dialed a number and started talking.

After he finished the call, seeing the distrustful looks of several people in the room, Ma Dong pointed at Huang Shaohong with some embarrassment and said:

"Don't run away later. This time I didn't look for cheap scammers on the Internet. I asked one of my buddies to find the mage from Longhua Temple and he'll be there soon!"

Huang Shaohong wiped the black dog blood from his face and sneered: "Whoever runs away will have a grandson!"

Forty minutes later, Huang Shaohong had already taken a bath, and then Ma Dong's friend hurried over with a monk.

Ma Dong also risked his life, told the monk about the matter, and then asked with a smile: "Master, look at this..."

The monk was happy and smiled slightly: "Don't worry, donor, leave it to the poor monk!" He took out his mobile phone and connected it and said:

"Are you Director Wang from the Psychiatric Hospital? I am Monk Zhichan, and I have a severe patient here, yes... yes, it's the same as last time..."

Before the monk could finish speaking, Ma Dong grabbed the phone and hung up immediately, and then drove Master Zhichan out, making the monk look unhappy.

Ma Dong's friend quickly apologized and asked the monk to leave. Before leaving, he turned back and complained to Ma Dong: "My master chants sutras and prays for blessings. You are mentally ill and need to go to the hospital!"

"Get out of here!" Ma Dong slammed the door hard, and Huang Shaohong in the apartment could not stop laughing:

"First there is a Taoist priest with a shampoo license, and then a mentally retarded monk comes. Brother Dong, do you want to laugh me to death!"

Ma Dong pointed at him angrily: "Don't be complacent, I can still find an expert, I will destroy you sooner or later!"

"I'm not looking for you anymore!" Ma Xiao suddenly spoke, but Huang Shaohong sarcastically said: "If you don't find someone to destroy this evil spirit like me, how can you feel at ease?"

After Ma Xiao went through this ridiculous process of ‘subduing demons and slaying demons’, she calmed down and said with a wry smile:

"Forget it, I've figured it out. If you were really evil or a ghost, you would have killed Addison and I long ago!"

"That's right. If I were dirty, how could I accompany you to be struck by lightning?"

Although Ma Xiao and Huang Shaohong spoke separately, they shared Addison's body after all. In Ma Dong's eyes, it was the big man Addison talking to himself and speaking in strange and strange ways, which made him feel uncomfortable.

Addison, who was in Ma Xiao's body, saw Ma Dong's appearance and said casually: "Brother Dong, just get used to it and you'll be fine!"

Ma Dong glanced at him and asked his doubts: "Are you sure you weren't struck crazy by lightning?"

Seeing him coming again, Addison mentioned the past again and said: "I paid the bill with the big sword that time!"

Ma Dong quickly covered his mouth: "You brat, why are you still mentioning it!"

The matter of exorcism was abandoned in the end. After all, neither the black dog blood nor the demon-conquering talisman had any effect on Huang Shaohong, and apart from the weird things he appeared, he really didn't do anything harmful.

Ma Xiao and Addison could only reluctantly believe that Huang Shaohong's appearance was just an accident like the lightning strike.

As for Huang Shaohong's true identity, the two of them had nothing to do without telling him, so life returned to its original rhythm.

Huang Shaohong still practices boxing every day and prepares for the next competition, but he can clearly feel that there is an inexplicable gap between him, Ma Xiao and Addison, and they are not as harmonious as before.

The exorcism finally affected Huang Shaohong's condition. When he stood on the field again, the opponent seized the opportunity and locked him with a lock in less than two minutes. He could not break free and had to admit defeat.

In the next two games, Huang Shaohong regained his form and fought hard, but in the end he was inferior in skills against professional players, and was also defeated by the opponent's skills in the first game.

The second game was different. The opponent's boxer looked exactly like the real-life comedy star Chang Yuan. Huang Shaohong was also smart. If his skills were not good, he would focus on his physique.

He saw that the opponent was much smaller than him, so he fought head-on with the opponent. If the opponent punched, he would hit him with his fists. If the opponent kicked, he would hit his feet. It would hurt both of them. Think about it until, Meng Te

How could Jiao beat Dashachun? In the end, she had no choice but to admit defeat.

Even the referee couldn't help with this rogue tactic. In the end, he took advantage and won a victory.

Ma Xiao and Addison no longer cared about Huang Shaohong's victory or defeat, but they did not see that after this game, Ma Dong's face turned ugly and he disappeared after the game.

It was not until dinner in the evening that Ma Xiaocai received a call from Ma Dong. She turned on the speakerphone while eating and asked angrily: "Where have you gone? We have been looking for you for a long time!"

Ma Dong, who was opposite, smiled bitterly and said: "Xiaoxiao, daddy is sorry for you, daddy is running away again!"

After hearing what his father said, Ma Xiao immediately felt dizzy: "What's wrong with you?"

"It's nothing, it's just... I haven't paid back Wu Liang's money..." Ma Dong's voice was a little weak, but under Ma Xiao's questioning, he told the truth.

It turned out that after making a fortune last time, Ma Dong's greedy habit recurred. After paying back the loan shark and some borrowed money, he failed to repay the money he owed Wu Liang, and instead bet on Huang Shaohong's game again.

Ma Dong knew that he won the first game by cheating. He thought that this cheating trick could only be used for one game. In the future, Huang Shaohong would definitely not be able to win with Wu Liang's arrangement, so he bet on Huang Shaohong to lose in every game.

Naturally, he won a lot in the first two games, but who would have thought that Huang Shaohong miraculously won the third game? This is such a scam.

You must know that Ma Dong has staked all his wealth, so he can be regarded as returning to the pre-liberation period after twenty years of hard work!

Now let alone repaying Wu Liang's money, I only have a few thousand yuan left.

So this guy simply contacted the boat and planned to run away first. Fortunately, he still had some conscience and didn't forget to call Ma Xiao and ask her to inform Addison to run away too, otherwise he would definitely not fall into Wu Liang's hands.

good.

After hearing what Ma Dong said, Huang Shaohong was shocked. Is this the inertia of fate? He obviously changed everything, but the plot turned back to the original point here.

At this moment, he was also looking forward to it. Is it time to go to that funny Rolling Lotus Gate?

Although the Rolling Lotus Gate in the movie is somewhat of a parody, it is undeniable that it is not simple. Just like Shen Teng jumping from a height of three to four meters. Although he ended up kneeling down, his body was light and not injured. Obviously

It's a matter of skill.

As for Senior Brother Xiunian, who died because he was handing out leaflets on the highway, although he was taken away by a truck, he really used his light body skills, but he flew a little shorter.

There is also the "red carp, green carp and donkey" training method, which can greatly improve the reaction speed of martial arts practitioners.

Now that Huang Shaohong has decided to make a living on his own in this world and has chosen the fighting profession, the Rolling Lotus Gate is a place he must go to.

As he expected, what happened next was just like in the movie. Ma Dongzheng was talking to Ma Xiao on the phone. Before he could get on the boat, he was captured by Wu Liang's people. When he was released, he had been severely punished.

Dayton.

If you can't run away, then you have no choice but to pay back the money. Finally, Ma Dong slapped his thigh: "Go up the mountain!"

There were still three months left for Huang Shaohong's next game, and Ma Dong just wanted to take him up the mountain and let him receive training from the Rolling Lotus Gate during these three months, so as to rapidly improve his strength.

Then he got some money to bet on Huang Shaohong's victory. According to his current odds, if he could win several games in a row and defeat Wu Liang in one fell swoop to get the boxing championship belt, the money he would win plus the bonus would be enough for several people.

Debt paid.

Deciding to go up the mountain, a few people set out that night, covered the stars and the moon, walked through mountains and rivers for two days and one night, and finally reached the depths of the mountain.

Huang Shaohong panted and looked back at the vast green mountains with shades of green and an out-of-this-world mountain atmosphere. He couldn't help but show doubts.

Ma Dong walked next to him and said with a smile: "I have never seen such a blue sky and such fresh air!"

Huang Shaohong slowly shook his head: "I wonder if you can be caught even if you run away. We have all entered the mountains and Wu Liang didn't show up. If you said we didn't go out or ran away, would he be sure?

We can’t be found!”

In fact, I had this doubt when I was watching the movie, but since it is a comedy, it is okay if it is a bit nonsensical, but now that Huang Shaohong is in it, it feels extremely weird.

"Eh...?" Ma Dong rolled his eyes: "Yes, how about we run!"

Huang Shaohong didn't need to speak this time. Ma Xiao said angrily: "Why are you running? I'm a famous reporter! Running away with you, I'm crazy!"

Arriving deep in the mountains, I finally saw the ancient sect that Ma Dong mentioned. Looking at the three words "Juanlianmen" on the plaque in the courtyard, Huang Shaohong almost stopped laughing.

Ma Xiao and Addison were also surprised. Is there anyone else with this name?
To be continued...
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