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Chapter five hundred and fifty third touch porcelain(1/2)

The first sight is the obviously shrunken Eiffel Tower. When you turn around, you can see the White House and the Statue of Liberty. Looking to the side, you can also see the Egyptian Pyramids and the Brazilian Monte Cristo. This makes Huang Shaohong, whose dizziness has not receded, not be able to figure out what this place is for a while.

What place is it.

‘Bang!’ Just when he was looking around, a moderate force hit his waist, causing Huang Shaohong to subconsciously take a few steps forward to resolve the force.

Originally, with Huang Shaohong's strength, he should never let this happen, but the dizziness from 'logging in' was still there, which reduced his five senses.

Secondly, the thing behind him was not very fast and did not pose any threat to him, so this impossible thing happened.

At this time, Huang Shaohong already knew what hit him. Damn... he actually got into a car accident. He could guarantee that this habit of being unlucky just after logging into the new world was definitely caused by the system.

It is indeed something created by broken copper. This deceitful nature is really the same. Every time I log in to a new world, I have to do something wrong.

Huang Shaohong turned around and found that the person who hit his waist was a red Changan SUV. At this time, the driver had already stepped on the brakes and was looking at him in shock and confusion.

"Shen...Teng..."

Looking at Huang Shaohong's funny, needy look, he immediately recognized that he was the fellow from Northeast China who has become very popular with comedy movies in the past two years!

At this time, his dizziness had subsided and he had regained his normal thinking ability. He knew that this was definitely not reality. His mind was running rapidly. Combined with the scenes of many world-famous landmarks around him, he could think of which world this was in the blink of an eye.

If he guessed correctly, this was the world of the movie "Crazy Alien" that was released at the beginning of the year. The place where he was now was the world park in the movie that condensed famous landmarks from all over the world.

And the guy in the car in front of him is ‘Da Fei’, one of the two protagonists!

The two looked at each other for five seconds. Huang Shaohong was thinking about whether to say hello to the other party first, when the other party opened the door and got out of the car, opened his mouth and scolded:

"Are you opening those eyes out of anger? Wouldn't you be more careful if you raise your eyebrows? Are you saying that I could bump into you just by looking down at my phone?"

Huang Shaohong sat down on the ground without saying anything: "Oh, my head hurts... I'm confused... I'm still dizzy!"

At this moment, Huang Shaohong has already recalled the entire movie, not to mention that there are really good things in this world, namely the ring on the alien's head.

That thing is a good thing. The portable 'spiritual enhancement device' can make weak aliens have powerful telepathy after wearing it. Since they have come to this world, they must get this ring no matter what.

In addition to the ring, the alien spacecraft can also be used as a reference to see if there are any technologies that you can use.

Huang Shaohong remembered that when the alien crashed, the spacecraft fell into the river, and it itself fell into the garden of this world, in the yard where the other protagonist of this world, actor Huang, plays monkey.

He didn't know if the alien fell during this time period, but Huang Shaohong made a plan in his mind in an instant. The first step was to get in touch with the two protagonists, so he decided...

Hit the porcelain!

When Da Fei saw Huang Shaohong sitting on the ground, he was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily:

"Oh, let me go, are you going to touch porcelain? I'm not going to complain about your waist. Your head hurts like hell. Let me tell you, my car is a new one. If it crashes, you will have to pay for it!"

Huang Shaohong ignored him at all, with a dull look in his eyes, and asked: "Where is this...who am I?"

"Hey...I'll go!"

Da Fei was so angry that he turned around in a circle with his hands on his hips. Then he looked at more and more people watching the fun gathered around him, and said loudly and somewhat guiltily:

"Everyone of you, please bear witness to me. This kid is a prostitute. He bumped into him himself!"

Suddenly a voice said: "I saw it clearly just now. People were looking at the scenery here, but they didn't see your car at all. You didn't even sound the horn, and you just hit them from behind!"

Huang Shaohong, who was sitting on the ground pretending to have amnesia, glanced sideways, trying not to laugh out loud, and saw that the person who spoke for him was the Statue of Liberty he had seen before. At this time, the 'Statue of Liberty' had a bottle in its mouth. He held a cigarette and looked at Shen Teng with an annoyed look.

I was too dizzy before to pay attention, but now I saw clearly that this was a man pretending to be, wearing the clothes of the Statue of Liberty, with color on his face. He was obviously the kind of person who takes photos with people in scenic spots and collects money.

When Da Fei heard that the 'Statue of Liberty' actually testified on behalf of Pengci, he immediately became displeased: "His eyes are not very good, are your eyes just for anger? Are you pretending to be a goddess? You didn't even look. He sat down by himself!"

"Oh, who are you talking about? Believe it or not, I'll cut you with a torch!" The Statue of Liberty was not happy either.

"If you have a mine at home, you can cut it. Believe it or not, as long as you touch me, you will have to support me until the end of your life!"

Huang Shaohong looked at these two people with a confused look on his face. Damn, I still have amnesia.

At this moment, a man in a suit and leather shoes, riding a self-balancing scooter, came over and asked:

"What's wrong with so many people around?"

When the Statue of Liberty saw the visitor, she immediately became energetic and said, "Manager, this man hit a guest in our garden with his car!"

The manager was shocked. Business in the World Park was not good to begin with. If someone died in the park, everything would be in ruins.

He quickly got off the balance car and squeezed into the crowd. After seeing Huang Shaohong, he squatted down and asked anxiously: "Sir, are you okay? How was the collision?"

"I...I'm a little dizzy and can't remember who I am!" Huang Shaohong is serious about his acting skills and is very dedicated in interpreting the expressions of an amnesia person.

"Who is that... Manager, don't believe him. My speed is at best a slippery slope. If I can pretend to have amnesia, he is just a fool!" When Da Fei saw Huang Shaohong, he still pretended, I immediately became anxious and explained quickly.

"Shut up!"

The manager stood up and pointed at Da Fei and scolded: "Who are you? Where are you from? Don't you know that motor vehicles are not allowed in the park? Where did the security guard go? Security guard!"

The manager pulled his neck and shouted. At this time, he wanted to put the World Park away from this matter and put all the responsibility on the driver. As for whether it was a ploy or not, as long as it didn't harm the World Park, he didn't care.

"Hey, manager, don't call the security guard, he's one of our own!"

At this time, a man with a Qingdao accent squeezed into the crowd and gave the manager a smile:

"Manager, this is my assistant, one of my own!"

After he finished speaking, he waved to the security guards who rushed over after hearing the sound, and said with a smile: "It's okay, we all know each other, we all know each other!"

The manager sneered and said: "Old Geng, you are a monkey trick with an assistant. You are better than me. I don't care if it is true or not. If something goes wrong now, the park will not take responsibility. You

Please resolve the matter for me quickly, or I will call the police!"

The man called Lao Geng is the other protagonist in "Crazy Alien", played by actor Huang, "Geng Hao". It is said that in a certain "Crazy Series" movie directed by a famous director, several male protagonists seem to have this name.

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Geng Hao and the manager lost their smiles, then turned around and scowled, slapping Da Fei with their hands: "I won't let you go through my back door, why are you driving out of the park? This is the first time!"

Huang Shaohong's stomach hurts from suppressing his laughter. No matter what the situation, let him come through your back door. He is really a good friend.

"I'm not thinking of taking a shortcut to save gas. Anyway, there aren't many people coming to the World Park, and it's never happened before. Who would have thought that I'd meet someone who doesn't know how to do this this time!" Da Fei frowned, with a look on his face.

said unhappily.

When the manager heard what he said, he immediately quit his job: "Hey, why don't many people come? I said, Lao Geng, if you don't like my small temple, we can't afford to support this great god like you. Give it to me as soon as possible."

Get out!"

"Don't worry, manager, my friend is not very smart. Please calm down. I will solve the problem for you now!"

As he spoke, he knelt down and looked at Huang Shaohong a few times, and then asked:

"Brother, if you are interested in porcelain, you should at least find someone to touch me and so on. How much money can he make driving a Chang'an? In this case, I will give you two hundred yuan, and we will pay it.

Friend, how about you leave immediately!"

As he spoke, he took out two old people's heads from his trouser pocket.

Huang Shaohong didn't even answer, and continued to show off his acting skills in front of the actor with his head in his hands: "I'm dizzy, I have a headache..."

Da Fei shouted from behind Geng Hao: "Stop pretending, two hundred is a lot. If you don't leave, I will take action!"

The 'Statue of Liberty' interjected: "Old Geng, I see it for real. I'm not just bumping into each other, I'm really bumping into you!"

"Hey...I said you're done, right?"

When Huang Shaohong saw that this was not over, he groaned quickly: "Oh, I'm so dizzy and I have a headache!"

Seeing that more and more people were watching the excitement, the manager was afraid of affecting the image of the World Park, so he hurriedly said angrily to Geng Hao: "Geng Hao, please send this person to the hospital quickly, or else call the police and call 120!"

Geng Hao turned to look at Da Fei, who waved his hand at Huang Shaohong with an unlucky look on his face: "I'm unlucky, you can tell me the number, but I can tell you, I don't have too many!"

Huang Shaohong didn't answer, he just said he was dizzy, had a headache, and couldn't remember who he was.

"Okay, I'm scared of you, so I'll take you to the hospital for a physical checkup!"

"Okay!" Huang Shaohong stood up directly: "Let's go!"

"Hey...are you okay?"

Huang Shaohong wanted to sit on the ground again: "I'm dizzy!"

The manager quickly helped him up: "Sir, look, they have a car. Can they take you to the hospital now? Come and let me help you get into the car!"

After saying that, he winked at Geng Hao, who quickly stepped forward and the two of them helped Huang Shaohong into the back seat of the SUV.

Immediately afterwards, the manager evacuated the crowd, letting all the melon-eating people watching the excitement disperse. They should stop hanging around here when they should be enjoying the garden and exercising.

Geng Hao got into the passenger seat and asked Da Fei to drive. After the latter got in the car, he turned around and glared at Huang Shaohong: "Just pretend!"

"Hurry up and drive!" Geng Hao glared at his friend angrily, turned around, started the car, and drove out.

But he didn't go to the hospital. He made a mistake and drove to the back of Geng Hao's Monkey Playing Courtyard in the World Garden!

After parking the car, he turned around and looked at Huang Shaohong: "Okay, buddy, I'm still not convinced, so stop pretending and give me a price."

Huang Shaohong looked around and pretended that he had never seen it before: "Where is this place? The courtyard has a nice environment.

After he finished speaking, he saw the two people in front of him looking at him with big eyes and small eyes. He stopped pretending and said with a smile: "Okay, since you mentioned it, then I said it, I want a place to live, and I also want a place to live."

A job!”

Da Fei immediately became anxious: "I'll go, don't go too far, I just touched you slightly, you still depended on it, right? Did you also ask me to get you a pension insurance, you are not afraid that I will let you

Really amnesia?”
To be continued...
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