Watching the bolide falling far away, Huang Shaohong's eyes were full of hope. The reason why he stayed with Geng Hao was because in the original plot, when the alien 'parachuted', he landed directly on it.

This is in the courtyard of the Huaguoshan Grand Stage.

You read that right, it’s ‘skydiving’!

When an alien spacecraft crashed, it actually used an escape method similar to the ejection seat of a fighter jet.

When Huang Shaohong was watching the movie, he complained about how low-tech alien technology was. You said that when a plane crashes, there must be at least an escape capsule that can fly and land in a short distance!

As a result, after the alien was ejected, it was wrapped in an inflated sphere and fell to the ground. No matter how you look at it, it feels a bit ridiculous.

No matter what, Huang Shaohong came to this world and saw this scene with his own eyes. I can only say that it is reasonable to exist.

Geng Hao was not resting at this time. He suffered from cervical spondylosis and was playing computer games while being slinged!

Seeing Huang Shaohong get up, Geng Hao asked without looking back: "What's wrong? Did I leave the computer on and the screen shook on you?"

Huang Shaohong smiled and shook his head: "It's okay, you can do whatever you want. I just think today's performance was very successful. I was so excited that I couldn't sleep!"

Geng Hao also became excited when talking about this:

"Don't you know, our performance today was filmed with a mobile phone and posted online. Huanhuan's performance, and your Qinggong, brother, the click rate has exceeded 10 million in just a few hours. We

It’s on fire!”

Huang Shaohong smiled and shook his head. He had already expected this result. The legendary Qing Kung was displayed in front of the world, breaking all suspicions and doubts, and naturally aroused fanaticism in the hearts of countless people.

He looked out the window and saw a silver-gray ball with a diameter of two meters falling from the sky on a rainy night and hanging directly on the decorative light string above the Huaguoshan stage.

More than a dozen wires entangled the ball together, absorbing the impact of the ball falling. At the same time, the lamp wires swayed violently.

Stab...Stab...

The lights and computer screen in the room flickered, and soon returned to normal.

Geng Hao complained: "Hey, what a piece of shit, the voltage is unstable when it rains. I've searched for it several times and it still stays like this. The electricity bill is not cheap at all!"

After saying that, Huang Shaohong didn't answer me, and he smiled and browsed the online reviews of tonight's performance.

When the dozens of wires stopped shaking, a hand covered in a space suit broke open the escape ball and stretched out.

The escape ball leaked and burst open, quickly drying up like a deflated balloon. A man with a monkey-sized body wearing a space suit emerged from the broken escape ball.

Huang Shaohong knew that this was the alien in the movie.

What made the alien depressed was that after he tore apart the broken pieces of the escape ball, it was tangled up in more than a dozen wires.

As a last resort, the alien pressed the button on his spacesuit on his chest, and the spacesuit automatically disintegrated, allowing him to break free from the shackles of the wires and reveal the alien's true self like a green-skinned monkey.

Huang Shaohong covered his forehead. He couldn't stand it anymore. This guy just arrived on a planet and didn't even confirm whether he could adapt to survive, so he took off his space suit?

Well, even if aliens have high technology, they may have already tested the Earth's living environment and learned how to adapt to alien survival, but what does it mean when you take off your spacesuit and run away?

Are all alien races so open-minded? After taking off the space suit, you don’t even have a bikini on you. Aren’t you going to rub your crotch?

Huang Shaohong's eyesight was very good. Although he was dozens of meters apart, he could still see the other person clearly. However, he looked curiously for a long time and still couldn't figure out whether the alien was male or female.

I saw the alien holding the wire with his hand and climbing up bit by bit...

Huang Shaohong is also confused. What is the intelligence of this alien? He climbs higher and higher instead of coming down. Are you going to climb back into space?

Huang Shaohong saw the other party wearing a black chain on his head. It should be the "brain wave amplifier" in the movie that can release the power of mind. But why don't you fly down with this thing?

Think about it, this is a plot world, some things can’t be explained clearly and there is no need to delve into it.

Perhaps the alien's head was hit during the rapid fall, and he might have been in a show-off state for a short period of time.

Watching the green-skinned alien swinging upwards, Huang Shaohong was worried about him. The result was the same as the original plot. The wire that the alien grabbed and climbed might have been in the collision with the escape ball just now.

It was damaged and finally couldn't bear the weight of the alien and broke apart.

As the wires broke, the alien fell down and crashed directly into the warehouse. Then there was a loud crashing sound, which startled Geng Hao who was playing with the computer and Da Fei who was sleeping soundly.

"What happened?"

Da Fei jumped up and sat up from the sofa where he was sleeping, with cold sweat all over his forehead!

Geng Hao ignored this guy, took off the traction on his neck, walked to the window and looked outside, and asked Huang Shaohong:

"What was the sound just now?"

Huang Shaohong shook his head and said: "It was too dark to see clearly, it seemed like the sound came from the warehouse!"

Geng Hao became anxious when he heard this: "Oh no, my monkeys are still in the warehouse. Are these things making trouble again?" He said and hurried out.

Huang Shaohong did not follow him. Anyway, the thing had been locked by his metal power. He was not in a hurry. He turned to Da Fei and asked, "Are you having a nightmare?"

"No, I just dreamed about my ex-wife!"

Da Fei took out two cigarettes and threw one to Huang Shaohong, then lit one himself and took a deep breath. He squinted his eyes, highlighting the deep crow's feet. That expression was telling others, please ask quickly.

I am a man who has wine and stories.

Huang Shaohong ignored him, lit the cigarette, held it in his mouth and looked out the window at Geng Hao, who was walking towards the warehouse.

Da Fei made all his gestures, but after waiting for a long time, Huang Shaohong didn't ask him. He couldn't stand it anymore and complained: "If it weren't like this, would you still be able to have a pleasant chat like this? You have to continue the conversation."

ah!"

Huang Shaohong said with a smile: "Well, why did you divorce? Why does it feel like a nightmare when I dream about your ex-wife!"

Da Fei stood up and walked to the window:

"I have been with Geng Hao since I was a child. I learned how to play monkey with his father, my master. Later, I reluctantly got married. As a result, my wife thought I was not making money, so she beat me up when nothing happened. We barely stayed together for two years.

Later he ran away with a pork seller!"

After Da Fei finished speaking, he pointed at his head: "You gave me a cuckold!"

Huang Shaohong patted him on the shoulder: "Some things change over time..."

Da Fei answered: "It's useless, I told you I'll never forget it in my life!"

Huang Shaohong shook his head and said: "That's not true. I want to tell you that you will get used to cuckolding as time goes by!"

"..."

Da Fei said sadly: "Are you so unsympathetic?"

After he finished speaking, he waved his hand and continued: "From the day my ex-wife left, I vowed never to play monkey again. I must be prosperous in my life and never be looked down upon by others. I am going to get things, and I must do it with my own hands."

Take it back!"

"Otherwise, I will turn into a fucking monkey, a monkey that is trained by others, and it will be green (shai), so I won't be able to tell if I am a cuckold!"

As soon as Da Fei finished speaking, Geng Hao hurried in: "Hey... look at this thing quickly!"

The two turned around and saw Geng Hao walking in with a green, monkey-like creature in his arms.

Huang Shaohong looked at Da Fei with a half-smile, and the latter said in surprise:

"Does this mean you have to fulfill your oath?"

Da Fei touched his face as he spoke, then looked at himself again and found that his body had not changed, so he said happily:

"You scared your dad to death. I said that I have become Brother Huang's manager. I am so prosperous right in front of me. How can I still obey my oath..."

Halfway through his words, he saw clearly the appearance of the thing in Geng Hao's arms, and he was momentarily stunned: "Fuck, where is this alien?"

Geng Hao put the alien on the table: "Nah, you're an alien. It looks like you're uneducated!"

Da Fei walked a few steps closer and took a closer look. The more he looked, the more similar he became. He was dissatisfied and said: "You are educated, so tell your father what this is?"

Geng Hao pretended to say: "This looks like a primate. This is a monkey. It is probably from the Congo in South America. Its scientific name is... what is that...!"

He said two things in a row without saying what they were called:

"Anyway, this thing took a fancy to our family Huanhuan and wanted to get rid of it, but it fell from the house. Fortunately, I cleaned up the rags in the warehouse when I bought a new monkey two days ago. Otherwise, those rags would fall down.

Family joy can be easily hurt!"

Da Fei suddenly said: "Then I understand, the scientific name of your thing should be 'Congo Sao Sao Monkey'!"

Geng Hao ignored this guy and took off the 'brain wave enhancement device' from the alien's head: "Look at this ring, it looks like it's domesticated!"

As he spoke, he put it on his head. Huang Shaohong clearly felt that other objects in the room were trembling slightly, as if they might lift off the ground at any time.

Fortunately, Geng Hao measured it and found that it was not long enough, so he took it off.

Huang Shaohong stretched out his hand and said: "This chain is good, give it to me as a key chain!"

Geng Hao casually handed the chain over: "It's a good idea. In fact, I think so too, but brother, if you ask, this thing belongs to you!"

Huang Shaohong smiled, took the chain and studied it. It was indeed too small when placed on his head. He might as well hang it around his neck as a necklace, and then let the governor study it later to see if he could master the technology.

After a short while, the unconscious alien slowly opened its eyes. Da Fei pointed at it and said: "Wake up, this thing is awake!"

Geng Hao reached over, opened the alien's mouth and looked at the teeth: "It must be three years old!"

The alien slowly regained his consciousness. When he saw three people watching around him, he couldn't help but startled. He stood up from the table and subconsciously stepped back.

Da Fei clicked his tongue and said in surprise: "It looks strange, it looks like a Congolese monkey!"

At this time, the alien also calmed down. He bared his teeth at the three people and made a fierce gesture. Then he stretched out a green finger and pointed at the three people.
To be continued...