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Chapter 81 The funniest joke of the year

"Yes, I bet with them!"

He Tianfeng also stood up without hesitation, glaring at Zhang Kun, with a look of righteous indignation on his face.

Damn it, don’t care what gambling is?

What does it mean to be a big gambling mean and you can’t accept it?

If you don’t say anything else, you can’t stand it just by saying this!

bet!

Must bet!

Lin Zhu also stood up, held her glasses, flew over the pile of braised meat opposite, and said calmly: "It just so happened that we had less braised dishes and served. Boss, I bet with them. If I lose, I will help bake it!"

Zhang Kun looked at the scene here, with a confident smile on his face, and his eyes were just looking at Qin Yang quietly.

He was going to prepare to humiliate Qin Yang today. Of course, this bet on barbecue is not the end, it is just an entertainment at the beginning. You can't rush up and beat people as soon as you come. Although it is simple, clear and rough, it... well, it gives people a bad impression.

Zhang Kun still wants face, not to mention that the female companion is still around, so he should pay attention to demeanor. Even if he is dealing with others, he should be dealt with inadequately!

Qin Yang's mouth slightly raised two points: "Okay, since you want to play, then just play."

Zhang Kun looked at Qin Yang's challenge and asked neatly: "You can play 1520, 1520, just play 1520, play 5 first, and then look at the situation. How?"

Qin Yang turned his head to look at the others, and He Tianfeng replied without hesitation: "Fifteen or twenty, very familiar, I'm good at this!"

Sun Xiaodong scratched his head: "I can scratch, but it's not amazing!"

Lin Zhu nodded calmly: "I can do it too!"

The girls didn't interrupt, and they also realized that this was a battle between Qin Yang and Zhang Kun. They were not good at it, so they did not volunteer.

Qin Yang turned his head and smiled and said, "No problem, come on."

Zhang Kun turned his head and smiled at the two men behind him, "Zhao Dong, you are the first, I am the second, monkey, you guard your tail."

The thin young man smiled with a confident look on his face: "Okay!"

He Tianfeng walked up to the front with a try: "I'll come first!"

Zhao Dong looked at the barbecue plate that had just been arranged by Qin Yang and smiled and said, "We should eat the barbecue while it is hot. We will accept this barbecue plate!"

He Tianfeng snorted coldly: "It's too early to speak loudly now!"

Zhao Dong stretched out his hands, clenched his fists in a low voice, and looked confident: "Come on!"

"Fifteen twenty...twenty!"

"Fifteen twenty...ten!"

Zhao Dong proudly withdrew his hand and laughed: "Take it!"

He Tianfeng looked annoyed and retreated with embarrassment. He glanced at Qin Yang. Before he could speak, Qin Yang smiled: "It's okay, we will win."

Lin Zhu helped her glasses: "I'll do it."

Zhao Dong and Lin Zhu began to drift. After four or five consecutive stalemates, Lin Zhu smiled and slowly withdrew his hand.

"Give up!"

Lin Zhu won, and Qin Yang immediately cheered loudly.

"Wow, I won!"

"Come on Lin Zhu!"

“Beautiful job!”

On the opposite side, Zhang Kun walked up with a sneer, stretched out his hand, and punched Lin Zhu. After five or six stalemates, Lin Zhu won again, and Qin Yang shouted loudly.

"pretty!"

"There is only one, beat him!"

"Kill him!"

Zhang Kun's face turned cold and turned to look at the thin young man: "Monkey, I'm looking at you."

The monkey was full of confidence and smiled and said, "Look at me."

Lin Zhu won two games in a row, full of confidence and high fighting spirit: "Come on!"

As soon as the fist was released, Lin Zhu's smile became stiff.

Lin Zhu was killed instantly with one punch!

The monkey turned to look at Qin Yang: "Qin Yang, the last one is you, come on."

Qin Yang walked forward with ease and smiled and said, "You will lose."

The monkey's eyes narrowed slightly: "Are you so confident?"

Qin Yang smiled and said, "Yes."

The monkey sneered: "Since you are so confident, why don't we take some external bets?"

Qin Yang said casually: "What are you betting on?"

The monkey sneered: "Everyone is all classmates, gambling is a harsh kind of affair. Since we are here to play, then drink the bar, and add a can of beer and drink it in one sip. How about it?"

Qin Yang smiled: "One can is too small, three cans."

Everyone on Zhang Kun's side changed slightly. Zhang Kun's eyes narrowed slightly and stared at Qin Yang with two points of doubt. Qin Yang was so confident that he would win?

Zhang Kun proposed to bet on barbecue, so he naturally wanted to humiliate Qin Yang and even Qin Yang and make others become his own barbecue workers. He sat and enjoyed his fruits and ate meat and drank wine in big mouthfuls. This was a slap in the face.

Especially with beautiful women like Han Qingqing around Qin Yang, if they lose in shame and lose face in front of the beauty, they will be humiliated by a few more words of humiliation, and I am afraid the girl will fly away.

Gambling naturally has a win or lose, but Zhang Kun is confident. On the one hand, he left a way out for himself. The bet is a plate of barbecue or a plate of braised meat cooked food. They have not barbecue yet, but there are a lot of braised meat, such as braised duck, braised fat intestines, braised pig faces, braised pig trotters, etc., which are enough for them to lose many times. On the other hand, it is also because monkeys are super powerful in boxing. You must know that he is a rare opponent in his own circle and is called the "King of Fighters".

No one can guarantee that he will not lose at once, but he will only win more than lose less. With braised pork, they will make sure to make a profit, but Qin Yang is suddenly so strong now, which makes Zhang Kun a little nervous.

"Three is three, come on!"

Monkey is still very confident in his boxing skills. He is good at observing other people's habits of punching. Even if he loses one or two punches by chance, he will quickly analyze the opponent's boxing routines and then kill the opponent so hard that he will throw away his armor!

"Fifteen twenty, five!"

"Fifteen and twenty, ten!"

Qin Yang stopped, shook his hands at his opponent, and said calmly: "Take it!"

"Win!"

"Start it instantly, boss, awesome!"

"Haha, awesome!"

"Qinyang, good!"

Whether it was boys such as He Tianfeng or girls such as Le Yuxin, they couldn't help but cheer.

Everyone is young, who doesn’t understand the meaning of this bet?

This is not a problem with a plate of barbecue, it is face!

Who is not good at face for young people? Who wants to be humiliated and become barbecue workers who help others barbecue?

The monkey was stunned, looked at his hand, then gritted his teeth and said, "I lost, I am willing to accept the loss. Three cans, I will drink it!"

The monkey turned around and picked up a beer can, opened it with a snap, raised his head and poured it into his mouth.

Qin Yang looked at the monkey drinking, with a two-point smile on his face and a calm expression.

The fun of punching lies in the rock-scissors, which is the result of a test of a person's observation and calculation ability. However, if the observation ability is strong and the reaction is fast enough, there is no need to calculate it at all, because everyone uses different punches and the reactions of the body muscles are different.

As long as you can accurately observe the changes in your opponent's gestures, arms, and muscles, you can guess what punch the opponent is going to use at the first time. Since you know what the opponent is going to use, will you still lose?

Compete with a practitioner?

This is the most humorous joke Qin Yang has ever heard this year.
Chapter completed!
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