The situation when Lin Haoran woke up made him feel ashamed.

I was so embarrassed that my whole trousers hung on my ankles, my crotch was cold, and I had nothing on underneath.

Wanting to die, this is not because of his low psychological quality, but because he is indeed dying, with a rope wrapped powerfully around his neck.

In fact, he is hanging from the rafters at this moment, not much better than Jesus who was crucified.

He didn't care to think about why his pants were somehow taken off and hanging here after the high-speed train crashed. Lin Haoran now wanted to lift his pants up and untie the rope around his neck.

Survival has always been the first need of human beings, so he chose to struggle to break free from the noose. However, after only two movements of his body, his neck was tightened tighter and tighter, making it impossible for him to escape by himself.

Forget it, put your pants on!

Lin Haoran gave up the struggle and planned to use his last strength to lift up his pants and refuse this shameful way of dying with his bare buttocks bare. As an outstanding young man in the 21st century, he felt it was necessary to establish a good outlook on life for future generations——

Even if you die, you have to wear your pants.

What a mess!

He curled his legs and tried to lift up his trousers with his hands, defending the last bit of dignity after his death. However, he found that a child appeared out of nowhere, holding his ankles tightly with both hands, as if he was swinging.

Then he started to sway on the rafters.

Let go! Let go! If you shake me again, I will not hang myself, but faint to death...

Lin Haoran wanted to break away from the kid's tricks, but his legs were pulled, and his legs were as soft and soft as noodles. He didn't have any strength to resist, so he could only follow the kid on the swing.

God, can you please stop playing with me like this?

Lin Haoran suddenly wanted to cry without tears. He was hung up for no reason. He couldn't lift up his pants and put them on properly. Now he might even... faint!

Hanging in mid-air, he kept swaying. Although his head felt dizzy and dizzy, he could still take in everything in the room.

It was very strange here. It turned out to be a dilapidated thatched hut. There was no decent furniture around, and there were some clay pots in the corner, but an inconspicuous chicken cock bowl caught his attention - it looked very much like one from the Ming Dynasty.

Chicken bowl.

However, his face slowly turned purple, and his consciousness became increasingly blurred. However, he was still letting the kid below swing on the swing in mid-air, and his eyelids became heavier and heavier.

"The nerd hanged himself!"

Just when Lin Haoran felt that he was about to die, the door became dark and a woman wearing a skirt walked in. Then the woman turned around without hesitation, and a loud voice rang outside the house.

Your sister!

Lin Haoran had just raised a glimmer of hope of survival, but the woman in ancient costume ran out again. Although he was confused about her dress, he was more angry.

It's already this time, why are you asking people to save you? It's clearly just asking people to come and watch, which definitely amounts to refusing to save yourself. Not rake up the trouble is not enough to fill the public's anger.

No more...

Snap!

Just as his eyelids darkened as the woman left, the rope around his neck suddenly broke.

Lin Haoran landed heavily on his face.

"Idiot, how are you? How are you?"

A group of people had already rushed over and were surrounding him, shaking his delicate arms vigorously.

Lin Haoran's whole body ached, especially his head was buzzing. He opened his eyes with difficulty. When his vision gradually became clear, he saw familiar and unfamiliar faces.

Everyone who came into view was wearing short homespun shirts, tied around the waist with light-colored cloth belts. Both men and women had long hair, with their heads tied into a loose bun. The faces of the older men all had a look that was more vicissitudes of life than loess.

deep.

Ancient farmers?

Lin Haoran was full of doubts and confusion, but he found that every face looked familiar, and he didn't feel inappropriate about the name "idiot", as if the name really belonged to him.

But... he has an IQ of 180 and a good looks of 3000. When did he become an idiot?

"You idiot, wake up! You idiot, wake up!"

Why do we need to add "two"? Why is it not "handsome" but "two"? Why? I'm dizzy...

…

Swallow grass is as green as silk, and Qin mulberry has low green branches. When you return home in your arms, it is my concubine who has broken her heart. If the spring breeze does not recognize you, why should you enter the Luo curtain?

In the thirty-sixth year of the Jiajing reign of the Ming Dynasty, Guangdong was appointed as the envoy to the government in Changlin Village, Shicheng County, Gaozhou Prefecture.

Lin Haoran stood in front of a solid stone arch bridge, facing the intoxicating spring breeze, looking at the farmers working hard on both sides of the river and the woman picking silkworm leaves, but his eyes were full of loneliness.

Villagers wearing homespun shorts and carrying farm tools passed by him. They all looked at him sideways, with a hint of smile in their eyes, and the distant conversations could be heard by him.

"The idiot is really stupid this time!"

"This scholar has such a good reputation, why can't he think about it?"

"That's right! What's wrong with having sex with the Jiang family's maid in the woods? This is human nature!"

…

It was obviously just a whisper among the villagers, but there was no intention of avoiding him as the client.

Lin Zhaoran looked at the retreating figure, with a bit of helplessness and boredom on his face.

He didn't have any fragments of what the villagers called "Ye He" in his mind, and he didn't know whether the maid was tall, short, fat, or thin. Naturally, he wouldn't hang himself in shame because of such a thing.

Because this Haoran is not the other Haoran, he... comes from the 21st century where wild marriages are commonplace.

Theoretically speaking, he should be very 21st century at this moment, and should have hidden in the toilet with the big-breasted "Sister Gao" who happened to have sex, and did things without shame or impatience by the squeaking sound of the railroad tracks.

But that was just a theory after all. The reality was that he had just locked the toilet door, and before he could do anything, a traffic accident occurred. Then he came to the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty, and he was standing stupidly in this wealthy era.

Looking at the river from the characteristic arch bridge...

He has traveled through time!

This is a fact that he has to face! Because of a rare high-speed rail traffic accident, he inexplicably came to this strange era and entered the body of a sixteen-year-old scholar.

The thirty-sixth year of Jiajing in the Ming Dynasty was a wonderful era.

The status of eunuchs was at a low point in the history of the Ming Dynasty. Military generals were still unable to raise their heads after the Tumubao Incident, and Emperor Jiajing had not been in court for more than ten years. Now is the era when civil servants are in power, and it is the best time for children from poor families to enter the official career.

However, this was also an era full of social problems. There were Japanese pirates in the south, Mongolian invasions in the north, and natural and man-made disasters in the country. However, the wise Jiajing exhausted the treasury for Taoism, and the country was in dire straits.

It was in the spring of this year that he became an ordinary scholar in Changlin Village.

This is undoubtedly a body full of vitality. There is no liver poisoned by alcohol, no lungs blackened by smoke, and no kidneys hollowed out by women. All functions are so healthy.

As for the thoughts of the body, they are even more pure. The brain contains almost only the books of sages, and even now he can recite hundreds of beautiful articles "according to the brain", and can even recite the Four Books and Five Classics backwards and forwards.

Everything has advantages and disadvantages. This body has a white face and red lips, fair and delicate skin, and is so beautiful that it can be disguised as a woman. The body is very weak, not to mention six-abdominal muscles. It is nearly 1.7 meters tall and weighs probably not more than a hundred.

, and a pair of hands that are whiter and tenderer than those of women.

If he hadn't touched something underneath, he would have definitely suspected that he was wearing the wrong clothes.

If given a choice, he would still prefer to be a dissolute son of the 21st century.

He was an orphan, but after several efforts, he became an eloquent vice president of business. Since he had no desire to start a family, he liked to burrow among flowers. Whether he was a lonely young woman or a playful and ignorant girl, he became

With food on his plate, he lived a happy and comfortable life.

My previous life is undoubtedly worth remembering.

Lin Haoran's little life was very fruitful. That day, he came back with a contract with a university library through mediation, and had a beautiful encounter with that big-breasted lady.

After some sweet talk, Sister Gao was finally captured. He had just pushed Sister Gao half-pushed and half-advanced into the bathroom, when he encountered a high-speed train accident.

This incident tells us that we must be gentle when closing the toilet door, otherwise the consequences will be serious.

…

Indulging in complicated emotions, Lin Haoran didn't know how long he sat at the bridge. It wasn't until the sunset was about to disappear over the mountain that he let out a long sigh, then stood up and went home.
Chapter completed!