Chapter 2 Looks like I'm quite rich?
The sorrow of the fat cat is that it can never get up after falling.
It was difficult to even turn over. It took a lot of effort to get myself back to his lying down. He was so tired that he was breathing heavily.
He felt that he was not used to walking on four legs, but this was just Du Yu's obsession with his thinking. He had always lived in human habits. Except for when babies crawled, he had never tried walking on all fours.
In fact, with this body's instinct, he could easily jog, but the distance should not be too far, otherwise he would be tired.
This cat, or Du Yu himself, is so fat that he rarely sees such obese cats, even the exotic shorthair cat who is born with a broad mind and fat body is no exception.
More than ten hours have passed since he discovered that his soul entered the cat's body. He was unwilling to accept the facts. His head was always groggy. Granular cat food was placed in front of him, and the smell was always floating over.
What surprised him was that he actually felt that this cat food smelled very fragrant and his stomach was so hungry that he was rumbling. Du Yu was thinking about whether he should starve himself to death, or directly choose to jump off the roof of this small building and fall to death to settle the score with that damn guy!
I thought that even if I became a child, an old man, or even a woman, it would be much better than becoming such a fat cat. When I was considering this, Pudding's body seemed to be seduced, and she opened her mouth and bit her cat food.
He only realized after swallowing it.
Well, it seems that the plan to go on a hunger strike is not working, because the cat food tastes like bear biscuits. It may be because of the different physiological structures of the cat. Anyway, he thinks it is quite delicious.
I was so hungry that I kept muttering in my mind, "This is the bear biscuit, this is the bear biscuit." Before I knew it, a large pot was killed by it, barely enough to fill it.
I regretted it later. Du Yu thought she had fallen and actually went to eat cat food!?
After secretly spitting on himself, he comforted himself with "I am a cat, and it is normal to eat cat food". It is most comfortable to lie there without moving after eating, and continue to think about what to do in the future.
A confused cat born...
Before the capsized ship, Du Yu was a part-time tour guide. He was taken to the UK by his parents when he was a child to obtain British nationality.
At the age of 22, he should go to college. Unfortunately, the tuition for college in the UK is very expensive, so he can't afford to sell it. He got the notice from the University of Edinburgh two years ago, but he didn't go there in the end.
If Du Yu's life is divided into two stages, one is before the age of thirteen with parents, and the other is after the age of thirteen with parents' death. For a long time, he grew up under the care of the official welfare agency. He has no house or car, and is poor and careless. He is talking about a person like him, but Du Yu has a good mentality and does not think that his life is not good.
At least it was pretty good before he became a cat. He could still make do with hard work. Now his life has entered a new stage, and he suddenly remembered something important!
Look between your legs.
Fortunately, the balls are still there.
It is said that male cats in heat are all bastards. Even if they really die of hunger strike, they are unwilling to face such a terrifying scene. If they become a female cat and then besides a male cat... This scene is terrible just by thinking about it.
You can see the spire of the tower outside the window. Du Yu knows where he is. Next to Hyde Park in London, one of the most valuable areas in the UK. Buckingham Palace where the Queen lives is not far away, and the farther away is the Capitol and Big Ben.
I never dreamed of living in such a house before. Even if I rent a house, it did not know who its "master" was, at least it knew that the other party was very wealthy.
After such a long time of thinking, I am ready to run away when facing a bad tempered master. Life is already so difficult. Even if I wander, I must pursue my own freedom.
Since he found out that he had become a fat exotic shorthair cat, he had been in the room and never went out. After his stomach was full, his mood improved a little. He naively thought that as the fat black angel said, these were only temporary. When God woke up, he would help turn himself back into a human being, maybe tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, just endure humiliation and burden for a while.
When I picked up hope again, a hot stream flowed in my heart, supporting the belief that I could continue to live.
After jumping off the balcony window with difficulty, it was about to look around. At this moment, he heard footsteps going upstairs, and the woman's voice sounded, saying in a strong British accent: "I agree to let you take the cat, but the portrait authorization fee must be given to me. Your Guardian is a big newspaper. Those reporters from those tabloids wanted to take photos, but they were all turned away by me, so the fee was not enough. These words must be made clear to you first. I think you should understand, right, Mr. Hiddleston?"
"Of course, but I have to guarantee that its money will still belong to it in the end. Our newspaper will pay two thousand pounds directly into the pudding account."
The male voice sounded, and Du Yu clearly heard the conversation between the two, guessing that the male was named Hiddleston, and he seemed to be a reporter from the Guardian?
I am not used to thinking with my cat's brain, but my thoughts are generally clear. I first pay attention to the two thousand pounds of compensation. For him, this is not a small amount of money. Then I raised my small eyebrows and remembered that the fat cat he possessed was called Pudding.
I subconsciously felt that there should be someone with the same name as me. No, it was the same name as this cat, because in Du Yu's opinion, how could a cat have a bank account? This is too strange.
Until now, he didn't know that the house belonged to him, nor was he used to connecting himself with the cat, and he still thought that he was Du Yu, and this fat cat named Pudding was just a fat and unlucky cat, and he was still trying hard to deny this.
Immediately afterwards, it noticed the woman's voice became cold and asked, "I am the housekeeper of this house. I used to take care of it, and in the future, all the money will be spent on this cat. Are you worried that I will put the money in my pocket?"
"It's hard to say."
This was Du Yu’s first thought after hearing this.
Then I frowned my little eyebrows, and I always felt something strange, the cat? It is spent on me?
Just as he was thinking, a man and a woman had already walked in, and the middle-aged man holding a camera hurriedly said:
"Of course not, you misunderstood.
I just cooperate with the company's financial department, and the money must be transferred into the payee's account. To be precise, it should be the account of this cat, and there will be a financial company to help it manage the accounts, so the flow of funds must be followed by the rules. What do you think, pudding?"
Nodding subconsciously, this scene shocked the Hiddleston reporter!
After Du Yu came to his senses, he realized something was wrong and stopped decisively, looking around to cover up his abnormal behavior.
What he suddenly recalled, he was in London a few days ago and seemed to have a cat and got a large inheritance?
The news was very shaking. He heard tourists in the team say it as a joke. At that time, Du Yu also sighed: "People are not as good as cats."
Chapter completed!