Chapter 20
It is difficult for pudding to threaten anyone, even if it shows its claws, because its obese body is so cute.
As an old Mrs. Rose, the match-grade exotic shorthair cat that cost 60,000 pounds was a must for her to look and have a beautiful fur color. Its bloodline can be traced back to Princess Diana.
Of course, it has no blood relationship with the princess who have passed away for many years.
But its grandfather was once raised by Princess Diana for a period of time. Pudding is its descendant. What is a noble family? That's it!
In the UK, things are labeled as royal, and prices will definitely rise sharply, even cats are no exception. Recently, news has been reported that someone has tried to breed the Queen's pet dog Corgis. If it is really successful, it would not be an exaggeration to sell a puppy for 10,000 pounds.
The boy Jerry was young and had no worries. When he saw "Master Cat" talking, he immediately stuffed his phone into the crack of the window, placed it in front of the pudding, and asked curiously: "Why do you speak?"
Pudding was checking the album. Sure enough, he saw the video of himself playing iPad. The operation button was too small. It was pressed several times before it was deleted. After completely clearing it, he asked, "Do you believe in God?"
Jerry nodded quickly: "My grandma will take me to church occasionally. But I don't like to go there, it's too boring."
Du Yu talked to him.
Since you can't kill this little guy to silence him, there is no need to do this. The best way is naturally to let the other party keep the secret. In his opinion, it should not be difficult to fool a child who has not grown enough.
He had a "holy" on his face. He thought he was serious enough, but in fact he was cute when he was straight. He opened his mouth and said, "You should contact the omnipotent God more often. He is my boss, and I... is the angel in the mouth of you humans!"
At this time, Du Yu remembered the black angel who turned him into a cat.
Well, the image is completely different from what people imagine. It seems that God has implemented the same racial equality system very well, and he has given him a bowl of water.
“Wow!”
The boy Jerry's reaction made Du Yu very satisfied, his eyes were shiny and he was almost shining.
Then Du Yu heard him ask a long question:
"Have you seen God?"
"What exactly does he look like? Can you take my grandma to see him?"
"Since you are an angel, the kingdom of heaven is your home, is it very interesting there?"
"Can I go there? It is said that there was a pirate ancestor in my family. Have you ever seen him?"
Du Yu was a little confused when he met such a little chattering man.
I haven't spoken for so many days, but today I accidentally met a little guy who can talk. To be honest, he was quite happy.
Put aside those boring questions and don’t answer them, and highlighted them: “Of course I have met God. He asked me to stay in London for a while and appeared in the image of this cat. Since you have seen me, you should turn into a mute. I promised me not to tell others about me!”
Jerry was scared, afraid that he would really become mute, so he nodded with his hands covering his mouth.
Pudding used his short legs to circle the air, and then said, "Very good, we have signed a contract, you are my partner in the world.
You must remember that if you tell me about it, not only will you not be able to go to heaven, but your parents and family members will not be able to go to heaven because of you. Do you understand?"
This sentence made Jerry look even more terrified. Many children from Britain had come into contact with this religious thing very early, and at his age, they had already understood many things.
Asked Pudding, “As long as they don’t tell others, they can go?”
Du Yu nodded.
I said so much after stopping and pausing, and it was so tiring that I wouldn't speak. Although I could speak slowly, fortunately the little guy understood what he meant.
Jerry stood outside the window and replied with certainty: "Then I won't tell anyone!"
Within two seconds, just when Du Yu thought he had successfully fooled him, he heard the question again: "Can't even my parents say it?"
"Yes, no one can do it, this is the secret between us."
Worried that he could not hide his words at such a young age, he drew a big cake and said, "As long as you abide by the agreement, I can satisfy your wish."
The mood is like a roller coaster, sometimes frightened and sometimes happy.
Hearing this, Jerry was very happy and hurriedly said, "I hope you can help me complete my holiday homework!"
“…”
It is certain that he doesn't like to study. Pudding patted his head with his paws and sighed and told him: "OK, give me your homework and remember to bring it when there is no one."
"Um!"
Jerry ran away and was running home. He was so happy that he spread his wings and pretended to be a bird. He probably went to get his homework.
Du Yu is not an angel and has no ability. This homework...it is probably he has to help the little guy complete it himself.
Such a young child is still living in a romantic and free world. If adults make wishes, it would be hard to say. It may be a fortune of 10 billion pounds, a beauty in the world, or a hope of immortality.
He couldn't help with the last one.
The reason why the last one is not a problem is that when the other party dies, can you still come to take revenge on him? Just drag it...
Before Jerry came back, he heard a voice saying that he was being confined and was not allowed to go out. Du Yu was stunned for a moment and rolled her eyes wide.
Ho, child...
No matter what, this small crisis has probably been passed smoothly, and it is easier for children of a certain age to fool them.
Take a step back and see, even if the matter is exposed, as long as you pretend to be stupid, can adults really believe such a ridiculous thing? The video has been deleted by him, so there is no need to worry too much.
From another perspective, it also benefits to having a human "little brother". Many things that he can't do or do can be done by him, which seems pretty good.
I hid the iPad packaging garbage, found an empty room that was not used on the first floor, hid in it and played with the iPad, and even used my Facebook account to follow Katie's account.
Looking forward, there are not many records. There are only a selfie taken under the Eiffel Tower, which says "Graduation Travel". Now this account has become jointly owned by Pudding and Katie, with more than two million fans. Du Yu can't get used to the fact that he became popular after becoming a cat.
Seeing the photo of the fat cat on the screen, it was difficult to connect it with itself. After reading Facebook messages for a while, Du Yu also followed the new drama "Young Sheldon", which is the story of Sheldon when he was one of the protagonists of "The Big Bang Theory" when he was young, and it became much easier to pass the time.
Thinking that Katie should be able to come back soon, he was about to hide his iPad, but suddenly he remembered something and downloaded a WeChat account to install it. Sure enough, it was all about comforting his death.
What made him sad was that the last tour guide fee was not settled completely, and he quit himself, for several hundred pounds...
Chapter completed!