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Chapter 85: Follow the program or just spray directly?

After washing it, he put on Kobe's No. 24 jersey, Fang Dalong leaned on the head of the bed and looked through the web page on his phone.

This is one of the ways he can relieve himself of stress. Before the horror film trial, it is really not suitable to discuss the plot of the new horror film in the Horror Lord group. Browsing web pages that have no connection with it, whether it is news, games, or short videos, can relax the dragon.

Fang Dalong saw an article titled: Uzumaki Boruto’s final form!

Fang Dalong resisted the desire to vomit and clicked in.

Editor: In the latest Boruto legend, Otsuki Mori has five eyes, which is even more powerful than the Six Path Sage, and it also indirectly proves his position in the clan.

In mythology, nine is the ultimate, so the editor believes that the most powerful bloodline power of the Otsutsuki clan has nine eyes, that is, nine divine eyes!

With his father Naruto's six paths and the body of immortals, his mother Hinata's white eyes and the pure eyes born, Boruto's endless possibilities!

Nine divine eyes are long on the head and the body has the power of the six paths. This is the final form after Boren’s true awakening!

...

Next is a series of comments.

——Whether it is powerful or not depends entirely on bloodline. Others are just foiling, and they are still competing for their fathers.

——Didala, who still likes to do art.

——Why does it feel like the Naruto routine is getting closer and closer to Dragon Ball?

——Ask a question, is Kaguya the servant of Otsutsuki?

...

After watching the comments for a long time, Fang Dalong finally couldn't help it.

Are you guys sure it’s the real Naruto mystery?

Your comments have all acknowledged the funny ideas of this unscrupulous editor!

Will you focus on the key points? Will you retaliate?

If there were too many such articles, the so-called Naruto fans who came back would not feel the true charm of Naruto at all, and the rhythm would have been deviated by the unscrupulous editor.

Fang Dalong's aura as the terrifying master immediately exploded and entered the Great Dragon moment.

Dalong 1v10: The opening picture is all about editing.

The final form of the nine eyes was deduced by the editor, and the thinking was still limited! Why don’t you say that he is the Hundred Eyes Star Lord with a hundred eyes? It’s the centipede spirit that was beaten to death by Sun Wukong!

Dalong 1v10: It’s so ugly that people have no friends! Such an ugly picture, plus a bunch of weird remarks that are purely fart, there are so many people who believe it. Do you want to go to heaven with the editor?

Dalong 1v10: Indeed, Naruto has been completed, but there are so many stories worth exploring, moments worth touching, and thoughts worth savoring.

Dalong 1v10: Not the original author, can you create him? The bullshit Boruto, the eyeballs, Boruto, you are the uncle! Boruto is going to be whispered to the sky by brain-dead children. Can't you see that the power system is completely different from Naruto, and it is even more collapsed than the later stage of Naruto. It's like the shit that the unscrupulous editor is pulling in his pants!

Big Dragon 1v10: The real Naruto Ashes Powder gives you all the lost lambs. The real essence of Naruto is before Penn dies!

Dalong 1v10: Do you understand? Boruto is not Naruto, but garbage; after the Six Paien attacked Konoha, the power system collapsed. Now there is no time to analyze with you how it collapsed, because it takes 300,000 words. You just need to remember one thing that really looks good about Naruto is before Nagato, the leader of the Akatsuki organization, died.

Dalong 1v10: I would rather read this part ten times than just look at Boruto. What is the difference between classics and dregs?

Dalong 1v10: Finally, please copy and paste a sentence Brother Long gave to the editor.

Dalong 1v10: Do you follow the program or just spray it directly?

After venting through the words, Fang Dalong felt much more comfortable, and the countdown at this time also entered the end.

——Main God: Countdown…3-2-1-0, teleportation begins!

Fang Dalong was once again sucked in by the mobile phone screen.

In the darkness, Fang Dalong gained the perspective of God and saw the three-act preview plot.

In a multimedia conference room, two rows of picky men and women sitting in rows of picky men and women staring at a middle-aged woman in front of the projection screen.

The moment I saw this shot, Fang Dalong, the horror movie master, instantly gave the name of this film - Alien 2!!

I will first give some of the pre-story plots to help those who have never watched the second part of the Alien, or those who have watched it once or twice but have forgotten it almost completely, find some memories?

It turns out that the main god has this operation!

The plot continues.

This middle-aged woman who is locked in by everyone is the protagonist of the Alien series, Sigourney Weaver, of course, her name in the movie is Rapley.

Fifty-seven years have passed since the first part of the Alien. After escaping the Alien's claws in the first part, she slept with her cat in the Narcissus dormant warehouse, maintaining her appearance, and freezing her age. She drifted in space for fifty-seven years. Now it is the time for her to be rescued and questioned.

Rapley seemed impatient at this moment, as if she was suppressing her anger:

"I don't understand. I've been here for three and a half hours. How many times do you want me to say the same thing?"

The official sitting in the first place said expressionlessly:

"You have to think about our long-term, okay? OK? Make a good attitude, please sit down."

Rapley spread her hands and sat down.

The official continued:

"You admitted to detonating the engine and thus destroying an M-class star cargo ship."

Another staff member in charge of finance immediately calculated:

"The priceless hardware facilities are worth $42 million in total, of course, this does not include goods."

Rapley took a deep breath and held back not to speak.

The official said coldly:

"The lifeboat flight recorder confirms some of your evidence, because of unknown reasons, the Northolomo spacecraft was forced to land on the planet LV-426. This planet is not suitable for survival. After the spacecraft set off again, it was automatically detonated by you soon, for unknown reasons..."

"I said it, it's not that the reason is unknown!" Rapley couldn't help it:

"We are ordered by the company to destroy the aliens, it destroys my team members, and your expensive spacecraft."

The official sneered:

"The analysis team found that there was no sign of life that you wiped out."

"Very good!" Rapley stood up:

"Because I threw it out of the air compartment! Just like I said before..."

Rapley was inexplicably sad, turned around and saw photos on the big screen, all of which were members of her spaceship in the first part of the alien, but now she is the only one who survives.

The rest of the meeting room were also discussing in a low voice:

"Is there such a creature on the planet lv426?"

"No, only rocks, no creatures."

...

(ps: Who can shout out the name of this horror movie in one go, post the book review area, and add it immediately! But you must ensure that when you really see this chapter, you will immediately guess which horror movie.)
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